>SATANS LISTEN!

Whut y’all say ‘bout that there Great Tartaria Empire, huh? An’ the Mud Flood?

I’m tellin’ ya right now, I don’t reckon we got a lick o’ truth older’n two hunnert years! Not one scrap, no sir!

>I got me some serious indications, I surely do, that Tartaria weren’t no fairy tale—it was a thousand-year empire, bless its heart! An’ this whole history we been spoon-fed? Well, sugar, it’s faker’n margarine callin’ itself butter!

An’ now, the time’s a-comin’, the time o’ returnin’ o’ Christ, yes indeed! When ol’ Satan gets hisself loosed from the pit for just a lil’ while, an’ we’ll see them Pepe-frog unclean spirits hoppin’ ‘round spreadin’ mischief!

If any y’all know somethin’ ‘bout this here subject, y’all best speak up an’ share it, ‘cause the hour’s late an’ the mud’s a-risin’!”