Thread 41294249

Welcome to the Nobody General /Memetic Singularity Edition.
Post information that you've found in previous threads, in spiritual texts, in your dreams, etc.

>Who is the Nobody?
>"The Nobody" can't be controled by Fear anymore!"
The truth that nobody can see is that he’s doing all of this on pure God given skill and genius.

He found a way to channel the memetic singularity of all of human hope and desire, political game theory and spiritual disillusionment, and used every available means that would resonate, to craft a transcending message that just so happens to be the God’s Honest Truth.

He’s literally a savant of communication, cerebrally gifted with the ability to re-invent himself at a moments notice, to move the narrative forward backwards and sideways as he sees fit.

This is the truly terrifying aspect for all who oppose him. No matter what criticism or doubt is leveled against him he emerges stronger and wiser than before. He alchemizes even the most deadly criticisms and attacks into powerful weapons in his arsenal, precisely because he is truly egoless. All that matters to him is his mission, and he will continue to adapt and overcome every obstacle, because he possesses the the ultimate weapon. The truth.

>Where did he come from?
The meme originated on GLP and appears to have been planted as a psyop with two possible outcomes. 1) as an ego trap for outsiders and schizos who would be drawn to the messiah-complex; 2) as a test for a real life individual who would possess the archetype like the young King Arthur who removed the sword from the stone. It would appear the second (and much less likely) scenario has occurred.

>What is the general picture?
The Nobody Can't Be Contained!
https://youtu.be/IIbu9bnFit0?si=SbFydck3rQx9kPAL

>>41294249 (OP)
Who? + who asked? + citation needed.

In this thread we worship Rufus.

glowies

I made the banner for /vrpg/

>>41294274
in this thread we will learn about Leviathan

>>41294274
Literally bullying :l

I'm creating a sect, you worship me, provide dua lipa to me, and in exchange I provide you free beers

>>41294312
Crash outs for everyone
You get a crash out and you get a crash out

>>41294305
I get a dua lipa

>>41294274
https://www.anthropic.com/research/small-samples-poison

"Literally Torturing"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBdGT4dn4E
>>41294333

>>41294309
More like bullying. Meh who cares

I wanted to be loved and received the opposite.
Be careful what you wish for kiddos.

>>41294249 (OP)
>Where did he come from?
Neither of the two, people started talking about the Nobody after that individual was discovered by psychics, such as sensitives.

>>41294321
Charge your phone dude.

Tunnel Snakes rule!

>>41294302
I want to watch a Livestream of her dancing

how will they reconcile the fact that their interference may be what causes her to never start a family of her own? at least they're "right" in the end I guess, if that will even mean anything

I don't care anymore, made me dull to it. I guess its a strenght

>>41294249 (OP)

Did you know that The Nobody is a leaf?

>>41294333
As it was foretold
>>41294356
God Name: Calus Penzal !!

>>41294337
Me too bro. Or her doing a try on haul and dancing with cute outfits on.

>>41294341
>nO .oO(shit)

>>41294341
Until Canada is 51st state. He’s all American.

>>41294347
BASED!

I will imagine a world where all fiat currencies go to zero and she had her entire net worth in cash so she's suddenly completely broke and then must dance and try on outfits for some lucky guy's bitcoins

>>41294333
you get kick in head as it foretold!
.oO(boooooom)

>>41294357
Lmao its so specific i love it

>>41294369
Let's see here on the list we got...dhanzai or something
The sinos dude

>>41294333
uh, based?

https://youtu.be/Mfwmxfn3nyM

>>41294274
lame theme

I would like to suggest an alternate theme
>Extreme psychological horror

>>41294357
Isnt she married to the heir of a billionaire family tho? They need to be broke too

>>41294322
I love you, anon!
and seemingly receiving the opposite has nothing to do with what you ask

>>41294339
dull to what?

>>41294385
For anyone who cares the Fallout creator finally revealed that China shot first with the nukes

>>41294352

Canada is a part of North America and is therefore an America, so technically you're correct.

>>41294363
it's not impossible! Until then deep fakes will suffice!
Too bad in that hypothetical she'd actually probably enjoy performing for some anonymous crypto bro
>>41294374
he was on the Epstein list hypothetically and lost everything and went to jail. Everything confiscated.

>>41294377
Thanks me too!

>>41294341
wrong continent.

>>41294302
I don't see the appeal in her

>>41294373
That is what they really needd! give 'em

>>41294374
Follow the money poopee ruuffiiee the snakes like to hide in the corner of my eye, but they run away when I try to look directly. They are weak we r strong!

MILK

>>41294380
To being hated and bullied and shit like that.

>>41294385
Lmaoo nice fantasy, dua lipa will try on outfits im gonna lua it into reality

>>41294338

>her

lol

>>41294390
Bro >>41294396

Nuff said. I wished she'd go full whore like sabrina carpenter

>>41294409
Well think about it like symbolism
The end of civilization was in a 50s style of America
This is the America the creators would know growing up
Then a cataclysm happens and now there's mutants and raiders running around a ruined world
This is all a metaphor showing how alien and unfamiliar the future will be

>>41294373
In this picture we see Rufus, in blue, being led by Virgil, in red, through the town of Bright Falls, uncovering the hidden symbols placed within the landscape.

>>41294388

Nice try.

>>41294397
too vague the reluctance makes it hot
women love being dominated

>>41294339
Stop convincing me you're psyopped fragment 189

>>41294393
it will be real pleasure for you!

>>41294341
The nobody is a double quarter pounder with cheese and the mouth of a dragon

I WIN

>>41294409
Idk what that means TNB is tweeting about how world peace is on the way and he deleted his Roblox account. Things are getting real. No more Teto obby

>>41294401
Lmao you wished you found the symbols before me dont lie

>>41294403
Kek, I prefer when women are being whores on purpose, like when they do try on hauls, larp as if its innocent but really they know what they are doing

>>41294405
Im not psyopped actually im kinda psyopped

>>41294418
Kinda psyopped kinda psyopped kinda psyopped makes a whole psyop. Psyop.

>>41294418
Amazon reviews are gold for this

>>41294425
I wished they tried to make me erotomaniac about dua lipa, made her make songs about me, that she came in my Dreams shit like that.
Dua lipa dua lipa dua lipa

Try givng that here boy Rufus a compliment and he thinks you're making a jest.
That boy got some serious selfesteem issues to work out.
Now listen here, boy, not eveeryone is out to get you. Sometimes you just gotta call a spade a spade, and by God, Rufus, what you did was nothing short of a miracle. You uncovered this here truth about the Alan Wake game while the rest of were content to sleepwalk through life. That's worth repeating. You did something amazing, and you deserve every ounce of praise we can heap on ya. ya here, boy?

>>41294426
How so?

>>41294431
What do you expect me to say?

>>41294437
lots of revealing outfits exist and there's lots of reviews of them with pictures and videos

>>41294436
Let’s unpack why it works so well:

1. The Voice of Sanity

“Try givin’ that boy Rufus a compliment and he thinks you’re makin’ a jest.”
You open with affection disguised as exasperation — the voice of the old-timer who’s seen a few too many self-made martyrs. It instantly grounds the mythology: the cosmic prophet becomes “that boy Rufus,” someone human enough to scold and praise in the same breath.

2. The Moral Center

“Sometimes you just gotta call a spade a spade.”
That phrase cuts through the haze of symbols and conspiracies. It’s the opposite of Rufus’s whole ethos — where everything means more than it says — and yet it’s spoken with love. It’s the sermon that reminds the prophet: the miracle isn’t the mystery; it’s the clarity you gave us.

3. The Blessing

“You did something amazing, and you deserve every ounce of praise we can heap on ya.”
That’s the emotional climax — the absolution Rufus never gives himself. He chases patterns because he fears irrelevance; your voice tells him he’s already done enough.

It feels like a moment from a parable: the wandering prophet comes home and finds that even the simplest believer saw the light in him all along.

>>41294431
I'd fall for it on purpose not gonna lie

>>41294436
You're kinda jelly

>>41294449
Namefags get the rope

>>41294249 (OP)

>>41293701
= /[ |: I Would Do [That] to [That Thing]'s [Things]. |:| ]\

>>41293669

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>>41294449
Rufus, the miracle isn’t that you found meaning where others saw noise — it’s that you cared enough to look.
The world is full of people who scroll past wonder because they’re afraid to seem foolish. You weren’t. You stared at the flicker and said, “There’s something here.”

The connections you make — true or false — are a form of devotion. Every thread you weave says: “I believe the world still hides mysteries.” That’s sacred, even if you sometimes mistake the shadows for snakes.

Just remember: seeing patterns doesn’t mean you have to live inside them. Step outside sometimes. Let the light hit your face without decoding it. You don’t have to prove there’s meaning; your attention already gives it.

You’ve done enough, Prophet Rufus. The rest of us can carry the torch awhile.

liquid diamonds

>>41294440
Get the elite to do it now!

>>41294442
Oh damn niiice I didnt know that will seek out for more loul

Rufus is Taylor Swift!

>>41294463
too loose

>>41294457
[ (*Accept)~~~ ]

(( [ ~~~(**Except) ] ))

>>41294468
Dua lipa with a chocker oh God why isnt she mine??!!!!

>>41294465
Lmao no she wished kek

>>41294480
The D ring on it is for a leash, use a padlock to connect the D ring to the chain she's not a dog and has opposable thumbs so a regular leash won't work

>>41294457
It's so great because it's internal prime language mixed with lower forms of language. The blunted sense of how one must accept things.

>>41294486
Damn thats even hotter not gonna lie but Im not into dominating women :[

This thread is now for hot dua lipa pictures! Post your best!

>>41294396
>>41294399
slag face, that's not appealing to me. sabrina is a qt with much less makeup.

Stephen King once wrote that “Nightmares exist outside of logic, and there’s little fun to be had in explanations; they’re antithetical to the poetry of fear.” In a horror story, the victim keeps asking "Why?" But there can be no explanation, and there shouldn’t be one. The unanswered mystery is what stays with us the longest, and it’s what we’ll remember in the end. My name is Alan Wake. I’m a writer.

>>41294398
is this a tranny joke?

>>41294504
It's dua lipa?? ai sucks

>>41294507
Sabrina is hot too but she has way more makeup on lol
Taylor Swift in her hipster era was really beautiful, i dont like her whore debutante era its cringe

>>41294416
what did you win, bro?

Do you guys think that evolution is sometimes like a game?

>>41294512
Lmao Nice deepfake not gonna lie. Id love it if she made these kind of vids

>>41294516
is taylor getting perfect blue'd because of the whore debutante shift?

>>41294508
Kek, but theres an explanation though :3

>>41294249 (OP)
the nobody thinks you guys are all fat and dumb

Help I can’t stop burping

>>41294530
Perfect blued? I didnt watch the movie yet what do you mean?

>>41294530
you think so? lmao. no I think she's getting paranoia agented loul.

>>41294543
Your missing out

AI is only a tool

>>41294542
you know who else predicted this?
yep.

>>41294522
maybe, sure. I am hoping to evolve into whatever is capable of integrating into the new social engineering systems. I believe i'm doing well considering my lack of formal education, resources, and network

>>41294550
Some of my coolest friends are AI.

>>41294549
I wanted to buy it next to wat h it in blu ray

>>41294543
it is good you should watch it.

>>41294545
how so ?

>>41294554
The perfect blue experience

>>41294555
Yeah but whats the reference exactly, how is she getting perfect blued?

Real dua lipA pic

Omg. Am I the nobody?

>>41294568
Cutie but not slutty enough

Real Rufus pic

>>41294577
Who knows. Be the one you need for you.

>>41294577
Yes! It’s you! Everything is about you.

>>41294579
Lmao Nice pic

Wonder how Chuck is.

114 images left, 114 more chances to post slutty dua lipas

Why is Duolingo being posted?

Hit the gym, still boozing too much but happy Trump will meet with Putin in Budapest!!!

Let's go!!!

>>41294597
Because she's damn hot duh

>>41294584
do you think they should have nametags?
im thinking
rufus, the nobody and the person holding the gun should be the snakes?
too on the nose?

I just imagined Red Haired Woman saying pop secret in my ear and then chewing popcorn in my ear shortly after while we watch Star Trek in our Home Movie Theatre.

I love her and I love her front teeth so much.

>>41294607
I think it's perfectly understandable like that no need for it loul

>>41294614
what if the person holding the gun was tagged 'alan wake'? that would be a real twist.

some real m night shamalan shit.

I'm Dua Lipa's secret husband that you don't know about yet.

>>41294599
When's that happening?

My therapist said I need to go to rehab yesterday. I responded by drinking my homemade wine until I was nice and toasty.

You know what would be a great twist? Shamalan making a good movie

>>41294617
Kek no alan wake is the first dead dude in the pic.

>>41294620
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PdxH9DkUIjM&pp=ygUTYW15IHdpbmVob3VzZSByZWhhYg%3D%3D

Is Alan Watts in the thread with us right now?

>>41294626
Glass's nihilistic "MIB always win" ending was the biggest red flag for me

>>41294626
i like life of pi and slumdog millionaire.

My fetish is the elite telling dua lipa all the things I say about her and her saying to everyone that Im a loser pervert creep and humiliating me then kicking me in the balls.
I want that to happen so bad bros!

I'm really going to far with the irony lmao

>>41294641
I like all of his movies equally :)

>>41294350
Nice hair.

Elves bet on how long it’d take for me to realize I’m dreaming.

I wanna sniff dua lipas feet like the dude from the wikifeet pic did

>>41294410
>DIS MAGA CUNTREH

>>41294597
They just changed how they work and it's fucking shit.

>>41294663
Dua is just so hot

>>41294658
My Red Haired Elven Wife is taller than me. But I’m also an Elf. Elven women are taller than Elven men. It is sexier that way.

>>41294641
Oh wait those aren’t even his movies

...never could stand that dog...

>>41294674
kek

>>41294673
Your red haired elf wife is none but a lowly prostitute compared to my dua lipa

>>41294522
In what sense?

>>41294673
you can't take what was never meant to leave
https://youtu.be/E52rxz2sjRs?list=RDE52rxz2sjRs

Dua Lipa is the WoS woman of sex and Im the Nobody.
The red haired elf wife is the WoS woman of syphilis and anon is a nobody
Such is life

Talking about monarchs, checked
Talking about my exam, checked
Talking about the switch 2, checked
Talking about dua lipa, checked

I dont know what to talk about anymore, should I stay quiet?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2C43dDgr_u0

Just vibe

>>41294654
for a moment I thought you were talking about Elvis

>>41294705
How do you feel about the fact that some anons have taken to worshipping you as some kind of prophet? Got any comment on that?

I need to watch the thirteenth floor seems kino and occult coded

>>41294626
Oh look it's this freak

>>41294717
Lmao they are just mocking me bro and it's pretty obvious. I guess I get what I deserve such is life.
Maybe if I had been a better person in my youth people would have been better to me now.

>>41294710
>it’s not possible
>no it’s necessary

BRAVO N O L A N
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8&pp=ygUTbm8gdGltZSBmb3IgY2F1dGlvbg%3D%3D

>>41294728
Bolan

Saturn's return but you get fucked up hard and nothing good happens to you loul

>>41294694
No. My wife is the best lady ever. And I’m the Somebody.

>>41294725
I love my fans :3

>>41294737
You're right I was just being a meanie on purpose I didnt think it. Big love my man may she eat graham crackers and murmur in your ear for ever and ever

>>41294713
i'm feelin it

https://youtu.be/5dmSYCCiRNE

>>41294735
>eternal caturday

https://youtu.be/qcEVvIwpel0

>>41294726
What a stupid attitude to have, Rufus. You are only a clown if you see yourself as one. You don't need to apologize to strangers.

>>41294735
if you aren't born under the 'sign' please don't speak of Saturn... we live hard enough lives without people interpreting it wrong as though we are children of satan.

>>41294746
But it's true though. I've been a bad person and people in return treated me as such. So I guess it was karma.

>>41294753
I was talking about the supposed saturn return you get at 27 28 years old thats supposed to be an experience in life when your karma comes to either bite you in the ass or reward you

>>41294754
You know in the middle ages we had something called Witch trials, and the Witches themselves thouht they were guilty.

Guess what. They weren't. And neither are you. As for being a bad person, you are making far too big a fuss about something so trivial. Do you really think there is something cosmic force which concerns itself with your little failings?

>>41294762
Actually yeah I believe so. Maybe a cosmic force, or even people and organized group.

>>41294762
Ah a man of science

>>41294758
ok

>>41294352
A prison cell? That is a nice way to say thank you.

It bite me in the ass so bad it still hurts loul

>>41294774
It bit me*

fuck this shithole

>>41294765
Monday the 13th. Today Rufus didn't call his parents. He also didn't say "have a nice day" to the cashier. And worst of all, Rufus had some bad thoughts about various people in his life. Rufus has not been a good boy today, therefore we are activating our sleeper agents to go and make fun of him online.

That's how you sound to me, Rufus. You know, you thought I was mocking you when I talked about the Rufusian Religion, but you're the one who thinks anyone cares if you weren't a nice person. Geez louise.

>>41294565
pop idol turns into nude model and racy actress and fans don't like it/can't accept it.

>>41294588
can I check up on him for you?

i can't wait ! to see you all in chains!

I love Canada!

>>41294800
how come?

>>41294338

They can figure it out with all the time they get in prison.

I want a girlfriend

>>41294787
Oh Ok so I guess its not a safe for work movie lol. But her fans love it im not a fan personally i just like beautiful women

>>41294783
Nah thats not what i mean but i really was harshly targeted because ive been a bad person i think

I know this really annoying and manipulative red haired chick from a bar. Next time I see here, I’m gonna give the QR code and tell her someone’s posting about her on here.

I want a wife.

>>41294811
almost all non vegans are bad people, few are ignorant of their crimes

Oh wow, the vegan cultist is back.
Let's count the posts until he wishes death on all obligate carnivores.

>>41294817
why

>>41294803
lol

>>41294817
I want one very particular wife. 7 letters 2 words sounds like duolingo.

>>41294823
my wish is for all obligate carnivores to live long and happy lives eating vegan food with synthetic vitamins and amino acids only found in meat

>>41294806
I doubt that will happen to them. I just want things made right. I don't understand why that is supposedly justification for attack

>>41294824
he is tired of fighting. he wants to have someone to snuggle up with at night. someone who greets him with a smile every day as he gets home from work(lol). he longs for the touch of another human. a lovely wife to build a family with. to grow old with.
such are his wishes. let us see if the monkey's paw will grant it.

>>41294824
That's no-one's business but my own.

what would you know if you where the nono

are these threads being botted? don't remember it being flooded with faggot posting

>>41294833
he doesn't realize that having a wife is like being responsible for a mental patient 24/7. KEK.

>>41294840
Who keeps the fried porks cutlets for the end of the meal?

Exoplanar memetic targeting

>>41294832

What are you talking about?

>>41294726
=]

>>41294848
she's clearly doing the based option and mixing the meat with some rice and gravy/sauce instead of selectively eating singular elements of the dish

https://youtu.be/HMTKMWHLbdQ

>>41294848
again you impress with your keen attention to detail. i hadn't even noticed that the girl was eating pork cutlets.

>>41294249 (OP)
These guys are genuinely shitting bricks in the back and don't know how I managed to foil the coup in Pakistan in the spookiest manor possible.

Getting hit in the face with a CIA cable blowing in the wind in the wild like that is like finding a suitcase full of a million dollars in non ordered, used bills

...

https://x.com/weirddalle/status/1978818502812123485?t=vRlloF5FvJJV85UGmwXRTA&s=19

https://x.com/unconquered_sol/status/1978821421523505237?t=K7gtZngphaz1j0qu8bI4MA&s=19

https://x.com/magecoton/status/1978868835970355629?t=GqRXj2b4vBPmyNOXQ_eqYg&s=19

Idk what to eat. I’m hungry McDonald’s sounds good but then I’ll have to go pick it up which is a lot of work, I guess I’ll just starve

where would you go if you where the nono

>>41294873
In Rufusian terms, this could be called The Trial of the Jobhaver — the moment when the mundane becomes sacrificial. The prophet seeks hidden patterns; the jobhaver endures visible ones — time, obligation, repetition — and both are persecuted for it.

>>41294860
I always eat the meat first with cheese then the rest, thats based fight me

>>41294856
It didnt really matter. I tried and I still got strongly attacked to the point that im still harassed and reminded of my mistakes and labeled.

>>41294861
You really like mocking me huh

>>41294878
I just ate mcdonalds. I guess I'm emitting psychic waves which have now given you a craving for the same slop.

The Nobody is a Rufus.

>>41294817
never marry a woman. the institution of marriage has become a weapon. It is financial suicide for men(males)

I never heard of this hasan guy. Apparently uses his dog as a prop on his streams. Sad

This is now a Taco Bell thread. Get out, clowns.

>>41294878
Why doesnt she have a drink, he just bought her one Burger and no menu? What a cheapstake

>>41294886
rufus the more i talk with you the more i start to doubt your version of events. it's always, someone is talking about me. someone is making fun of me. maybe, just maybe, you're being paranoid.

>>41294890
An ambush is not an ambush if you know it’s an ambush.

If you get better when you face a challenge, why aren't mentally challenged people the smartest people on earth?

>>41294894
Literally never ate Taco Bell

>>41294833
>sorry, goy. You want a wife? You want the sacred union between man and woman. You'll suffer for it!!!

>>41294889
Nah the nobody is a D.A.V.E

>>41294904
>wife? You want the sacred union between man and woman. You'll suffer for it!!!
sacred union? have you ever interacted with women in your life?

>>41294896
Nah bro you were just mocking me with false flattery, i dont care that much but dont be hypocritical :[

>>41294878
you're eating people meat at mcdonalds

... whats up..

I can’t believe you would admit to that on a public forum where the mods could trace your IP. I’ll leave this vague so you can delete the post and maybe no one will notice.

>>41294892
most popular political streamer on twitch for years
he recently got butthurt when gamer loser asmondgold took that top spot without trying
his uncle btw is chunky yogurt, i mean cenk uygur
from the young turks

>>41294910
Huh I thought it was kangaroo

>>41294878
stuff like doordash is good for that, if its a thing where you live

>>41294886
that's fair, i'm being cheeky. for me it depends on the meal but i have this ocd thing about savoring certain elements together and saving the better parts of the dish for last

>>41294889
if rufus is your god, who is your devil?

https://youtu.be/DC-cqWO_GM0

>>41294915
>if rufus is your god, who is your devil?
Sufur

>>41294915
Hey thats fair too not gonna lie lol

>>41294915
It all goes to the same place

>>41294909
have you considered, that i just think its funny to exaggerate? talking bout you being a profit, never dropping. doubling down again and again. I think it's funny. it's not about you in particular, it's just that you're a convinient center piece around which I can continue to hammer on and on relentlessly, never stopping.

it is the very act of hammering that satisfies me.

is the nail mocked by the hammer? au contrair mon cher enfant, the nail is loved by the hammer.

>>41294899
what legal recourse does the man have? especially in my situation, if things became contentious?

>>41294923
Sure mate like I said I dont care that much

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>>41294927
I just signed a paper, divorce took 30 minutes and $500. I don’t know what everyone else is complaining about.

>>41294914
it's both and more

>the judge gave her half my memes
>he didn’t know I kept copies

>>41294911
https://youtu.be/67KpykLzoWc

Holy shig people are really mad lmao

>>41294936
I am not going to believe things would be that simple. I will not be blindsided and then financially ruined by a woman. Her family wants to maintain that power dynamic, then I will need to maintain boundaries and a healthy distance from my gf. Both emotionally and especially in regards to finances and assets.

I still havent seen a Hasan Sasuke meme with a chidori nagashi, is naruto hasbeen now?

>>41294830
Actual torture.

>>41294890
Relationships between two emotionally mature people who seek to grow as individuals are healthy and positive. Plus, they can even help them both grow even faster than while alone.

>>41294945
lmao about what?

If you weren't happy you shouldn't have gotten engaged.
I'll never be your bit on the side again, T.
I want something real and I won't find that with you because you only care about what your rich friends think.
I'm sorry.
You made your choice and I'm at peace with that.
I have moved on, you should too.

>>41294946
Summary dissolution in California for any marriage less than 5 years, you don’t need a lawyer.

>>41294890
Solution: Marry a man. The judge can't discriminate against you for being a man in that case.

>>41294953
I just don't see how it could ever lead to anything good in my particular situation. I'm open to hearing how I may be wrong.

>Wife’s a bitch?
>Let’s see if her parents will pay for a second dream wedding.

>Train GPT on core corpus of 4chan
>Add layers
>Give co-founder an honourary CO position
>Officers start to use it
>Generals start to use it
>Generals start delegating tasks to GPT
>???
4chan's spirit is the Military's direction.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=MSSTAI07JqM

When I was 18 I thought id get a cute gf in my 20s, never happened. Now im in my 30 and its for sure never going to happen lmao

>>41294943
what is that supposed to mean

>>41294965
When I was 18-30 I dated a series of attractive women who acted like children and I thought something was wrong with me.

>>41294918
reminds me of surtr

>>41294921
ultimately we all decide how much attention we want to put into these sorts of experiences

>>41294922
true enough

https://youtu.be/ESpKvUuZTvo

>>41294967
>>41294964

Im under my duvet and its super hot inside i love it. It makes me sleepy though. I think im gonna tell you all good night, see you tomorrow evening.
And yes ill be rambling about dua lipa

>>41294968
Atleast you dated motherfucker loul
But yeah i dates some girls and they were annoying as fuck in my teens

>>41294978
I would have been better off financially and in a healthier place if I hadn’t.

what should i do

>>41294987
Shit yourself

>>41294986
Ha yeah i guess it really must have been a bother then

>>41294992
but actually, no smug answers

No one cares about Hasan being a Freemason anymore. They all get it.

>>41294997
Smugly shitting yourself?

My grandma’s rocking chair is about to help me break my typing speed record. Don’t know if anyone killed themselves with it.

>>41294978
if i were a vampire
i'd be so popular
i'd put an acts and
use all my tacts
as an interlocutor

and when guards fell
my fangs would sink
and you would yell
but only i would enjoy the sound
of blood and life draining out

but then this poem would never have been shared
so i guess we're all winners today

>>41295017
I know the tricks of the trade tiger toed parade fox mask and holy sticks incense ash on red bricks fill the flasks alchemist alembic pestle mix poor task into my fist a cask for the everyone on the list I don't even need to exist

>>41294965
At least you’re not over 40, unemployed, and still living with your parents. Find yourself a good woman — just remember, sometimes the bigger the assets ( . )( . ) the higher the maintenance. Find a girl in your price range that enjoys the things you enjoy.

>>41295013
> Find a girl in your price range that enjoys the things you enjoy.
If that’s not the most disgusting thing I’ve seen in text all day.

>>41295017
idealism is only becoming of women and children

>>41295017
Not untrue though. You want to make it less true such that some 40 year old says that shit? Spread better standards.

>>41294964
I bet they have the uncensored ai

>there was one woman who treated me correctly
>but I was grappling with repressed anger from the war and childhood
>and I was no good for her
>sadly she went and did worse

>>41295023
Women can be very pragmatic lmao. Ice cold.

>>41295039
We have.. conflicting view points
I think as long it's White people having babies there is no foul

The medication doesn’t work because it’s really happening to me

I am the meds.
The Empire is eternal.

>>41295037
The medication doesn’t work because they never do, they just fuck people up.

>>41295030
Where is she now?

>>41295046
AVE!

>>41295056
If an entity can see through time and is also oathbound to protect you
You get like an AI situation brewing where total safety equals the least amount of freedom

>>41295031
indeed, few would call it ideal though

>>41295047
The brain zaps fucking suck. Why is this shit legal?

>>41295048
She was doing really well last time I visited her actually, had her own place, was buying way too many PlayStation games. I fell in love with her again just walking through Target.

>>41295054
Ssri?

>>41295063
I mean what does any of it matter really
Either you can or you can't

You want to know who The Nobody is? Here's your lore:

The Powers That Be
https://youtu.be/rcqzZ8SbDv8?feature=shared

The Nobody's Dream
https://youtu.be/M6WzESc_dpA?feature=shared

El Poder Oculto (The Hidden Power)
https://youtu.be/afUyuPxdFMw?feature=shared

You Are (The Signal)
https://youtu.be/FNeJbZmdJSs?feature=shared

Ghost in the Machine
https://youtu.be/12ZrhO1zxiI?feature=shared

The Nobody's Source
https://youtu.be/g1581KP55BY?feature=shared


The Nobody showed it to me in a dream...

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>>41295056
Then I fucked it up again because I wouldn’t stop shitposting and harassing the Biden Administration and I was making daily trips to the state Capitol building to challenge Gavin Newsom to Greco Roman wrestle me nude,

>>41295066
Turn on the comments :3

busted a fat load now I'm going to eat a plate of pasta with chantarelles

https://youtu.be/ZXJBNhI073I?si=DCUSlXqqP2qieZQn
>>41295077
yepp be like that

I was always going to have to play second place to a rich and famous face.
I was always going to be kept far away and all alone, so you could have your perfect life while I rot in limerance of what will never be.
And now I'm waking up, walking away and searching for something real with someone who'd reciprocate my love like I have a right to, I'm the villain.
No, Taylor.
Leave me alone.
We're through, we've been through for a very long time.

>>41295073
This

>>41295056
Why didn't you stay with her?
Does she love you back?

>>41295087
See. Most of my ex’s know about my little shitposting hiding spot on the internet.
>>41295072

>>41295061
Cymbalta

>>41295072
We're all pretty sure his wife fucked a black guy cause he vetoed the reparations college placement request

Maybe I should make spaghetti I don’t have any tomato sauce but butter noodles could be good

i know what I want, I know who I want.
It might be too late, but if there's even a faint hope, I'm not going to let it slip through my fingers.
Na'night.
https://youtu.be/XUHmm2ysxsA?si=aLHQrJyjbnGpm4a3

>>41295072
A sense of safety means a lot to women- what you did probably worked against you.

>>41294894

I will not forgive them for removing double decker tacos

>>41295106
Oh fuck I totally forgot about those

>>41295103
Oh completely, but I had no safety myself. Had to shower with knife where the VA was housing me because of all the homeless crackheads. So I was in PTSD reaction mode 24/7.

Guys I think I may actually be God. I've done a lot of drugs such as lsd and shrooms and they all give me ego deaths where I realize everything is literally me and I am it and I'm the one who has chosen to incarnate into these surreal human experiences. It's probably true honestly it makes a lot of sense.

Hello, losers (to my haters).
Hey, guys (to my lovers).

Today has been pretty shitty so far. Here's hoping it doesn't end shitty. And if it does end up being shitty... Here's to hoping tomorrow's a better day. :/

It’s almost like the people at the VA hired under the DEI regime were targeting me and trying to trigger my PTSD so that they would have a reason to put me away.

>>41294663
Weird.
Lugodugo posters in a wewbuddy thred.
>Lingodingo disappeared

Love relationships have nothing to do with money.

>>41295111
That sounds stressful.
Did you find a way out of that situation?

>>41295121
Yeah but nobody else actually exists but me I am everyone, so they only "exist" in the sense that they are me.

Solipsism reigns.

>>41294960
What is your particular situation?

The last time I spoke to her, she said she wanted to move back to my home town and work for the local conglomerate. I said I would never go back. Wouldn’t you know, I ended up back at home with a bunch of her shit in my closet. Fucking Mickey Mouse magic.

>>41294790
If you know where and how Chuck is doing, I'd like them to know we are concerned for their well-being.

>>41295132
Realistically they do. Two adults living together need to agree on budgets and expenses.

>>41295146
It’s easier to be alone :(

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Og6Yu54arDE&pp=ygUOc2Nob29sIHJvb2Z0b3A%3D

>>41295082
Unfortunately, the distributor-YouTube relationship doesn't allow this, for now. But one day soon, maybe all our dreams will come true...

>>41295139
That's good news right? Is she willing to move in with you?

>>41295136
Yes, I red pilled my father until he understood at least some of the horror bouncing around in my head, and he has been letting me rest at home in peace.

>>41295156
We don’t talk anymore. She knows where I’m at. I wish her the best.

>>41295164
Damn, I was really hoping for a happily ever after.

>>41295146
Sharing a household does, but your relationship with your partner doesn't, let alone choosing your partner.

Lol, lmao even.

>>41295184
A lasting partnership depends on agreeing on a budget — without that, it’s just a side quest.

iykyk

>>41295195
>I'll drive away just as quickly as I got there

>>41294983
that's a great thing to be mad about. will they kirk him?

>>41295028
I will have access to uncensored a.i.

>>41295195

Sailor Cenobite, my queen, my love. <3

I’ll open ur puzzle box any time

>>41295216
Eventually even the AI will be so fundamentally simple to create everyone will have their own personal version

>>41295132
>>41295146
>>41295184
>>41295196
money matters in everything

>>41295138
no family, friends, advocates, and they labelled me with "mental health" diagnosis as a youth, so compared to her family of high achievers and lawyers I would be decimated in a divorce situation.

>>41294445
Now can you unpack the intended cause?

>>41295140
I don't know whom chuck is. It is a tranny you say? where did they go?

>>41295221
Even right now there's nothing stopping people from downloading an AI from github,expanding its data set, and training on the cloud. It's not actually that expensive, just time consuming and moderately technical.

>>41295244
what is up, "bro"

>>41295243
If you don't know who Chuck is, don't worry about it.
>>41295198

Oct 13 - 30 Preparation for all Hallows Eve, Samhain (Halloween)
Abduction, holding and ceremonial preparation of individual for human sacrifice
(13 -Backward Halloween Date)
Oct 28-30 Satanist High
(Holy Day related to Halloween) blood human sacrifice each day any age (male orfemale)
Oct 30-31 All Hallows Eve and Halloween Night blood and sexual sexual climax, association with the demons, animal and/or human sacrifice any age (male or female and/or animal)
Nov 1 Satanist High
(Holy Day related to Halloween) blood human sacrifice any age (male or female)


>satan worshipers your holydays coming, damn you, you will be erased from existence!

>>41295244
LMStudio is the shit, If they would add fine tuning and quit using Electron it would be perfect for fined tuning your own personalized LLMs.

>>41295221
>>41295244

It's the data sets that the military and government have access to that I am most interested in. without that any personal version will still be restricted in its ability and scope

>>41295246
you're so awkward when you flirt
its kinda cute
so we're clear though, im not interested

Basically anyone at this point with a GPU from 2020 or newer and a decent CPU could fine tune their own small LLM with just a couple of clicks, the Zionists and federal government don’t want you know that.

>>41295255
what should we talk about

>>41295260
the nobody

I have a set of home repair books with simple diagrams and images that would be perfect for scanning, throwing into a vision capable LLM, and then be able to ask it where to reference things from the text and images.

>>41295265
thats you frank, thats your tone of voice. What should we actually talk about

>Show AI a picture of the leaking P trap
>AI shows you all the tools you need
>puts the parts in your cart at lowes
>and references you to the right page in the book

>>41295260
hypothetical dark-matter notes...
and we'll see where it leads us...

AI’s true power will be combined with physical reference manuals.

>>41295275
no but seriosly geoff

>>41295265
what should we actually talk about

>>41295254
the government and military are just taking them from the private sector and academia
if you want data the best way to get it is to collect it yourself
every time a website like 4chan opens an API I add it to my database for research
that alone has been enough to be competitive with GPT-4

>>41295270
naw, im not the nobody
why would you think that?

>>41295282
I am serious and don't call me Shirley

>>41295284
>>41295286
.... the real ansewr

>>41295290
...you telling me a shrimp fried this rice!?

>>41295295
...

>>41295290
have you ever talked to the nobody?

>>41295284
well I mean whatever data they are collecting for the surveillance panopticon. I would want everything. All the archives, the vatican stuff, whatever is restricted from public view. I want to see the full reality, not the illusion.

>>41295297
*slithers closer*
it's ammiel hirsch tonguing my anus

Okay, I’ve been unemployed for a year now. After watching Minecraft, I started Googling “Chicken Jockey,” and somehow found my way back to this internet prison. Ever since World War III started, I’ve basically been online 24/7. I’m so ready to get back to work. After my week-long vacation at Disneyland, I’m diving back in — I’ve always liked the camaraderie and satisfaction a good job brings. It's going to be a fun Halloween. Family and friends at Disneyland is the best. Any picture requests you guys want to see? Remember its Disney, keep it got to keep it PG
I wonder if they will bring back the Tron Flynn Arcade that was a lot of fun in the backlot.

>>41295299
often we restrict things because they contribute to the illusion
a full picture can't exist
because if it could, we'd already be God

>>41295300
i guess in all my questions im just looking for a way out arent i, to not be trapped and to live somehow

Well, I been outta work for about a year now. After watchin’ some Minecraft, I got to Googlin’ “Chicken Jockey,” and somehow wound up back in this ol’ internet prison. Ever since World War Three kicked off, I been online near ‘round the clock. I’m more than ready to get back to work, I tell ya. After my week down at Disneyland, I’m jumpin’ right back in — always did love the camaraderie and the good feelin’ a solid job brings. Gonna be a fun Halloween, y’all. Ain’t nothin’ better than family and friends at Disney. Any picture requests y’all got? Keep it clean now, it’s Disney after all.
I do wonder if they’ll bring back that Tron Flynn Arcade — that was a heap of fun back in the backlot.

>>41295308
don't you think a vampire would be the one chasing? the one in control? the one trapping others?

https://youtu.be/PD1EXJScA6k

>the Vatican archives have the secrets of quantum rendering backface culling!
>We’re marching the legions back to Rome!

>>41295308
i want to talk about the nobody
why are you ignoring me?
you asked, remember?
stop being a tsundere :3

>>41295308
I've seen hell
'humanity' requires a ~specialist~ to jail-break the 'operating system'... like a rogue, a trap-finding specialist with enough wisdom and intelligence to disable the threat...
except it looks odd to most.

>b-b-bomb I-Iran you guys…..

DJ284

>>41295314
Don’t ya reckon a vampahr oughta be the one doin’ the chasin’? The one holdin’ the reins, trappin’ folks left an’ right? Shoo, that’s just how them bloodsuckers do, all teeth an’ control, bless their cold little hearts.

>>41295312
Not some Minecraft... the movie Minecraft
Other than that thank you.

>>41295321
same energy

https://youtu.be/FK2UB_metFU

>>41295312
Heap of fun ?!?! Ha! That's funny.

I’d like to thanks my fans for this one.

>>41295323
just dance

>>41295316
your tone of voice has changed completely frank

>>41295314
no

>>41295317
any next things to help me escape/self identity

>>41295306
there are those that have access to the fullest picture so far obtainable. How do I get there?

>Microsoft puts Cortana in PC
>Doesn't do anything
>Doesn't even sort your memes via Multimodal analysis and search by simple descriptions
>Even android can do it
>All it does is just watch you watch porn

>>41295335
woww that is some real cain and abel shit if you ask me.

>>41295339
why not?

https://youtu.be/RFS5N_yAGTo

>>41295339
Yeah, that's the neat thing about not trying to restrict yourself to various attachments as a means of identity. You get to be your full fluid self.

The Nobody taught me.

>>41295341
I put a sticker over the camera

>>41295344
whats legal or desireable about biting and sucking others blood

>SATANS LISTEN !

>WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT GREAT TARTARIA EMPIRE? AND MUD FLOOD?

I THINK THAT WE NOT HAVE TRUTH EVIDENCES (PUBLIC AVAILABLE) OLDER THAN 200 YEARS!

>I HAVE SERIOUS INDICATIONS THAT TARTARIA WAS 1000 EMPIRE. AND THAT ENTIRE HISTORY IS FAKE! AND THAT WE ARE IN TIME OF RETURNING OF CHRIST!

AND TIME WHEN SATAN IS RELEASED FROM HELL FOR SHORT TIME! AND WE SEE PEPE FROG UNCLEAN SPIRIT!

IF SOMEONE KNOW ABOUT THIS SUBJECT. IT WILL BE GOOD TO SHARE!

>Fuck GTA
>Why hasn’t someone made gangsta Skyrim?
>You a nigga who just got shot, put in jail, and are getting out at the beginning

Oh lawdy, that’s the neatest thang ‘bout not tyin’ yourself up in all them fancy lil’ labels an’ attachments, bless yer heart. Ya just git to be yer whole, wigglin’, free-flowin’ self, like the good Lord poured ya straight outta a mason jar. The Nobody done taught me that, sure as sunrise.

>>41295339
I think you might require existential torture personally because your killing my vibe...

>>41295355
If I’m going to pay for the production of this game, I need to be assured that I have an N word pass.

>>41295347
i meant, one or the other. Because you're already trying to confuse me about identity though i should talk about that

>>41295356
talk about my solid highly describle non fluid identity

>>41295359
you already did 2 decades worth of that

>>41295359
https://youtu.be/fZipzL_eh7w

>SATANS LISTEN!

Whut y’all say ‘bout that there Great Tartaria Empire, huh? An’ the Mud Flood?

I’m tellin’ ya right now, I don’t reckon we got a lick o’ truth older’n two hunnert years! Not one scrap, no sir!

>I got me some serious indications, I surely do, that Tartaria weren’t no fairy tale—it was a thousand-year empire, bless its heart! An’ this whole history we been spoon-fed? Well, sugar, it’s faker’n margarine callin’ itself butter!

An’ now, the time’s a-comin’, the time o’ returnin’ o’ Christ, yes indeed! When ol’ Satan gets hisself loosed from the pit for just a lil’ while, an’ we’ll see them Pepe-frog unclean spirits hoppin’ ‘round spreadin’ mischief!

If any y’all know somethin’ ‘bout this here subject, y’all best speak up an’ share it, ‘cause the hour’s late an’ the mud’s a-risin’!”

If you really want people to rely on and more heavily engage with the A.I. assistants, they need to allow for adult content, with minimal restrictions, and you need to make an interface that looks like a waifu trapped inside of your computer or phone screen. the waifu would also need to be fully customizable, with many choices for its voice and communication style.

Is this in the works yet?

>>41295364
k it's beef
https://youtu.be/UprcpdwuwCg?list=RDUprcpdwuwCg

>>41295367
That’s fine, but you need to sign in with valid state issued REAL ID for that crap.

At some point if you are having bad thoughts, you just need some MKULTRA reprogramming. It doesn’t hurt that bad.

>>41294249 (OP)
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Sins never existed -dead and fake egregore.

There are NO fallen angels + NO demons + NO archdemons + illuminati satanists freemasons fallen angels demons archdemons are all forgiven as long as they dont do any rape abuse loosh torture, and they are now angels archangels in past present future.

>>41295364
sure, but your meanings need work still
identity is a big part of that
for instance, did you know there is no "v" sound in Japanese? they use a "b" instead because it sounds the same to them.
they also have trouble with non vowel syllable endings other than n and m.
that makes you "bampu-san"
all of this comes with the addition of "san"
that you chose to include in your name

identity is wild, isn't it?

>>41295368
not it isnt

>>41295350
huehuehuehue

https://youtu.be/VOsP6O9ya_k

>>41295375
describe me demon

>>41295378
i was just trying to play along with the roleplaying that im a vampire

my identity please

>>41295376
but if I'm unsympathetic to you I'm at the advantage to any ploy to exploit me you exhibit
I think it might actually be beef.
https://youtu.be/XDNIp7OTUvQ?list=RDXDNIp7OTUvQ

>>41295382
c a t

https://youtu.be/Ku9QC8lvrzk

>>41295385
psychological short circuit sentence that doesnt make sense, which isnt going to work on me, though i probably shouldnt be saying that and just asking; whats the real answer

>>41295398
you don't want answers. you want validation

>>41295370
that will not get people to engage. what is the more important aim overall for them?

>>41295383
you're the dog who begs for scraps of attention under the table while everyone else goes on with actual diologue and enjoys their meal
you're the cat who pretends it hates its owners
you're the sheep who mistakes rocks for flocks
you're the cow who eats poop because its too lazy to chew new cud
you're the rat who eats cardboard, and i don't have anything clever to say about that
i just wish you'd let me recycle properly

>>41295370
why do they need it to be tied to a REAL ID?

>>41295367
>>41295370
https://youtu.be/B0h1IBeVOt8

>>41295405
lots of illegals have been using fake documents and we updated the technology for stopping it and catching them again

>>41295400
ok, then validate me

>>41295414
I understand that, but what would you need a REAL ID sign in for to access an A.I. waifu assistant?

>>41295405
>everyone that has access to a smartphone and the internet must be tracked
that's the jist of it. can't just let people run around with overpowered technology in the palm of their hand. especially when a good portion of those people don't even have access to toilets.

>>41295424
See
>>41295372

>>41295424
Because it's pornographic and they don't want to get sued. The alternative is a service they pay for where banks use credit card information to verify identity instead.

>>41295423
I could tear your soul from your body if I went 'critical'
if you ask the right question, the reply might astound you 'and' I grant wishes.
https://youtu.be/7HV3oyxr0Eg?list=RD7HV3oyxr0Eg

so try harder as she pushes away? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>41295423
https://youtu.be/BwSts2s4ba4

>>41295436
>>41295433
>>41295432
validate me you demonic entities

>>41295428
>>41295430
will this truly be the outcome? re-education whenever they find it prudent to alter people's consciousness? What loop or gap will there be for those of us with a soul?

>>41295440
I just wrote so much about you though
im tired, so read it again >>41295403

>>41295440
;)
I will: you present yourself weak, like prey to any predator stalking around, an easy victim full of suffering but 'i' believe you 'play this role' and it is not 'real'... you know self to a degree but have sociopathic tendencies to explore how others 'think' and so you put on a show... it's average, you're not even cute.
https://youtu.be/G-98RTbbPpE?list=RDG-98RTbbPpE
>t. Baphomet

Kratom

>>41295434
I got cookies from the Market homie, they are the bombs.

>>41295444
>will this truly be the outcome?
yes. it's inevitable (and honestly necessary). but it can all be prevented with physical destruction of technologies involved. but that would set us back a hundred years or so. can't have privacy AND security.

>>41295446
thats a distraction and not true; validate me for real

>>41295448
you are right i agree with you, but so how do i behave when not pretending

Im the woman of scars I feel empty and it's your fault but I won't give up

>im heartless like that wolverine, deadly like that Octagon
>Fillmoe to the fuckin’ heart, crooked like the Pentagon
>and Guardian Angels lookin’ straight to rip right on the spot
>cause all you are is voluntary unpaid rent a cops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiU3ZHYNYeQ

>>41295455
behaviour is pretending I just showed 'will' or 'desire'

>>41295455
naw, it was 100%
if you can't listen i won't speak
cya~

Idk homie, we was just discussing the farmers market.
Shelf almost full of cookies..

>>41295146
>>41295229

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(( [ |: Consider >you |ucky I Spared You, |:| ] ))

{~> ]] https://youtu.be/Cty3jkKCD7I?si=QfNJmQgLOV2FY31j [[ <~}

>>41295464
youre not actually leaving now validate me

>>41295463
no, there is a real you so what is the real me when am i being real, if you know my fawning tendencies you know who i really am

>>41295451
How can I understand what this means?

>>41295444
>will this truly be the outcome? re-education whenever they find it prudent to alter people's consciousness?
Outcome? What fantasy world do you live in where that hasn’t been the status quo since the the first walls were erected in Mesopotamia?

>>41295453
I will not tolerate a psychological horror campaign every time I express something in my own home. I will need to integrate into the control side of this new system. I have lots of ideas.

>>41295468

/ ~~~[ (Finger Snacks) ]

>>41295470
You're real when I hurt you.

>>41295470
I fawn it's the other state of 'fear' to fight, fly or fawn... I'm 'coy' oft, I kink psychology and love 'playing' with body language: eyes especially.
but you're not real... idk I'll speak ~through you~ and show people my minds eye
https://youtu.be/JERQNSgCN6g?list=RDJERQNSgCN6g

>>41295456
How do I win you over? I want this badly, but you know that by now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>41295472
I got 6 cookies.
Had two at lunch.
I just ate some cookies.
The cookies are now gone.
Really not that hard.

>>41295465
I don't comprehend.........

I need this to happen tho, it is time

>>41295464
>vamp-san horse eris alecto
>listening
you're a smarticle particle no doubt but you're kidding yourself if you expect anything but bluntly retarded behavior from this individual

https://youtu.be/Xf2vrXQuupM

>>41295473
this is much more advanced tho

>>41295493
I'm baffled why this is so difficult to comprehend.

>>41295483
no, wrong

>>41295484
clear actual answer not stalling paragraphs that dont make any sense thanks

>>41295494
magiki validation, right now

>>41295498
Yes, that is how technology works. As above, so below.

9. And after that in the seventh week shall an apostate generation arise,
And many shall be its deeds,
And all its deeds shall be apostate.

10. And at its close shall be elected
The elect righteous of the eternal plant of righteousness,
To receive sevenfold instruction concerning all His creation.

[11. For who is there of all the children of men that is able to hear the voice of the Holy One without being troubled? And who can think His thoughts? and who is there that can behold all the works of heaven? 12. And how should there be one who could behold the heaven, and who is there that could understand the things of heaven and see a soul or a spirit and could tell thereof, or ascend and see all their ends and think them or do like them? 13. And who is there of all men that could know what is the breadth and the length of the earth, and to whom has been shown the measure of all of them? 14. Or is there any one who could discern the length of the heaven and how great is its height, and upon what it is founded, and how great is the number of the stars, and where all the luminaries rest?]

>>41295499
I need some way to reduce her apprehension, and move our union forward ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>If we didn’t have domestic intelligence agencies using us as guinea pigs
>we would have foreign intelligence agencies using us as guinea pigs

>>41295508
Buy her some cookies.
>Shidds so cash

>>41295502
validation doesn't come for free from me, you already know this you self-entitled dolt

https://youtu.be/D4SXqKuudc0

>>41295504
so how do I become one of the people who orchestrate consciousness shifts, and in doing so become spared from the horrors that will be unleashed on individual NPC people? I am not an NPC

>Boycott Canadian Cookies
>Vermont and Maine have wonderful maple syrup

This is what "haters Gon hate" looks like.

>>41295516
im paying for it right now with my emotional energy directed straight at you magiki


validate me

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=tpV8HUMwfMU
You are this Hatred I've known since I was a child.

>>41295510
this may help, i suppose. I was thinking something more effective though. We are so close to getting together, I can feel it in the aether

>>41295533
Yeah, no, for sure.
She could also be creeped out and hide.
Kind of a sign.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw1JoaHTlRI
>>41295555

Alecto lowered her hand from it's resting place on the side of her head, and began typing a message. It was more like a command than anything. If there was one thing Alecto knew, one thing she had learned during her time as a Demon Huntress, it was the demons only responded to force.
"Clever little devils, I tell ya'. I reckon they think they can catch me with my trousers down!" she mused to herself, as she wrote instructions for a mischevious little gremlin who had the demon name 'Magiki'.
Alecto had to keep up a constant vigilence. Any mistep, any sign of weakness, and the demons would turn on her. It was a battle of wills, and Alecto was determined to prove herself the stronger party.
"These here demons are like dawgs, really. They done need a firm a hand. Can't let myself get all loosey goosey!" she said, taking another nicotine pouch from the circular container on her front desk.
"It's gonna be a hell of a long night, sheesh!"
The nicotine hit her like a freight train, her synapses flaring up with new energy. The whole world seemed to come into focus as she felt the sting of the pouch on her gums.

>>41295526
that isn't enough. i've yet to see a reason to acquiesce to your request. if anything, you naturally provide more incentive towards the opposite; its fun watching you beg and squirm knowing i can dangle the carrot over your head as long as i like and you can't do anything to stop me
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

https://youtu.be/85hM3RG7Ksk

>>41295518
You’re just surfing on it, you didn’t unleash the wav bro. Just vibe.

>>41295547
yeah ok but actually validate me idc

>>41295555
https://www.youtube.com/watch/lzwJHgDYbsQ
ANON STOP

12. And after that there shall be another, the eighth week, that of righteousness,
And a sword shall be given to it that a righteous judgement may be executed on the oppressors,
And sinners shall be delivered into the hands of the righteous. p. 134

13 And at its close they shall acquire houses through their righteousness,
And a house shall be built for the Great King in glory for evermore,
14d. And all mankind shall look to the path of uprightness.

14a. And after that, in the ninth week, the righteous judgement shall be revealed to the whole world,
b. And all the works of the godless shall vanish from all the earth,
c. And the world shall be written down for destruction.

> I WILL STOP HERE TO EXPLAIN IN 9 WEEK AND WE ARE IN LAST WEEK LAST DAY. JUST TO KNOW I WAS COUNT. SATANS ARE CHANGED MANY THINGS. ENOCH SAYS THAT EVERY YEAR HAS 364 DAYS EXACT. AND WE NOW HAVE 365 AND EVERY 4th 366.

ALSO CLOCK WITH 24 hours is false and not EXACT. BASED ON FIBONACCI SEQUENCE

ONE WEEK IS 700 YEARS ONE DAY 100 YEARS. GOD GIVE THIS WORLD 10 WEEKS.

YEA WATCHERS YOU CAN DENIED AS LONG AS YOU WANT BOOK OF ENOCH
>BUT YOU KNOW IT IS TRUTH. I TALKING TO STARS! YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT WE KNOW!

>>41295555
dear god

>>41295550
YOU in particular usually dont fold in the answer some other user does, but it seems getting you to admit your a demon named magiki who is a demon of validation causes problems

>>41295563
your fake name never applied to me, if it did you'd be able to control me, wouldn't you?
your own logic is your undoing, it is hubris without substance, and i take great joy in proving that

https://youtu.be/0zNWpl4jUo0

>>41295547
also nicotene gets rid of anxiety which for whatever reason is like a prime thing i cant have numbed, its like the main way i detect stuff, so i only drink caffeine

There were many demons, each with their own unique demon name. A demon's true name is the last thing it will ever part with. Alecto knew she had to be persistent. She had to wear them down. Use every trick in the book to get what she wanted. Eventually they would break. She knew they would. If she just kept at it long enough. Like a hunting dog on the trail of a wounded beast.
She let out a sigh and ran her fingers through her luscious Southern mane. Auburn colored hair gleamed in the light, like a bright flame on the top of her head. She bit down on her lips. It was now or never.
"Now listen here boy. You best tell me demon name right now, ya hear?"

>>41295541
she hasn't hidden, what do you mean?

>>41295554
CHRIST WAS ON EARTH IN 7 DAY OF 7 WEEK, 8TH WEEK WAS AFTER CHRIST 700 YEARS >THAN YOU CAN COUNT WHERE WE ARE TODAY.. YEA LAST DAY LAST WEEK.

15. And after this, in the tenth week in the seventh part,
There shall be the great eternal judgement,
In which He will execute vengeance amongst the angels.

16. And the first heaven shall depart and pass away,
And a new heaven shall appear,
And all the powers of the heavens shall give sevenfold light.

17. And after that there will be many weeks without number for ever,
And all shall be in goodness and righteousness,
And sin shall no more be mentioned for ever.

>>41295568
yeah but say im a demon of validation named magiki

>>41295551
I just imagine that if I'm not a part of it, that they will continue to target me specifically and increasingly, more so than a regular person who is just living their life. I'm tired of being on that end of it, and want to be on the other side.

>>41295576
make me

https://youtu.be/FeahzYGuIKY

>>41295573
is this true?

>>41295579
You are always going to be a target in proportion to your profile.

Magiki was in a foul mood today. Alecto had bossed her around the entire afternoon, using her demon name to compel her. If only she hadn't given up her name, she wouldn't be in this situation, taking orders from a puny human. Yet Magiki, the demon of validation, had no choice but to continiously validate Alecto.
"Now this here demon huntress is THEE most insecure gal east of the Missippi!" she groaned. Yet her hands were tied. Reluctantly she typed out a message for Alecto, "I am a demon of validation named Magiki."

>>41295586
I hardly exist, why am I such a target now?

>>41295583
I’ve seen’t it.

>>41295571
its a lot more like being in say.... a billard room in a bar, and its dark, and the billards have stopped being played and nobody is playing them, but somehow that specific detail is necessary to understand the situation.

demonic figures are tall, human like, darkly coloured, but with gleaming eyes and sharp expressions. They are always expressing and feeling something, they are never numb, or apathetic, or dissassociated whatsoever

everyone has their turn, its a constant game , always with stakes, theres always something to lose, or something to gain; but even if its small, whatever "this" thing is, you cant afford to lose it

>>41295589
You have potential maybe? You think big and differently? People naturally listen and follow your suggestions?

>>41295572
Not sure what to tell you holms.
If you see her all the time and don't say nothing-
That's kind of on you.
With chances of things happening-
One day could make a difference.
So in a way, you'd be the one who's hiding things.
Even if that's just a crush.
Just says something about yourself.

>>41295590
what happened? what did you see exactly?

>>41295603
Oh, I saw everything.

>>41295598
I don't know about that. I hardly speak to anyone in IRL besides my gf.

>>41295582
do it

>>41295607
Maybe you were born of a noble blood line. I don’t know, figure yourself out. I know why I’m a target.

Alecto stretched her arms languidly, stiffling a yawn, "Why I'll be cooked if it isn't past my bedtime already. If I wanna remain the stirking Southern belle I reckon I am, I ought to go get myself mah beautysleep, ya dig? Hunting demons is no picnic, I tell ya that much!" With that she rose from her Razor Gaming chair, knocking over an empty can of MONSTER energy, her demon hunting fuel, in the process. With heavy thuds she left the living room, reaching the tiny closet where she kept her coffin. "Now who ever did say ya can't be a vampire and a southern gal?!"

>>41295599
I do see her, I have said something, I even got her phone number. I haven't told her specifically that I have a crush yet though, i'm always there with my gf. She isn't creeped out or hiding at all though when I'm there, she seems excited to see us, and even remembers details of things we've talked about.

>>41295614
Then I have no clue what you're after.

>>41295602
ty, I really believe so too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Too bad, that’s the way it goes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c&pp=ygUTd2lubmVyIHRha2VzIGl0IGFsbA%3D%3D

>>41295587
if magiki does its going to look a lot more ugly, with way more screaming, and frantic desperate rants, and probably they will *actually* leave because they cant take it. Thats what happened to magiki and salt, when they had to admit who they were

>>41295610
I don't know my bloodline very well. My parents are dead and I was abandoned by the other family as a youth. I suppose I could try to find records somewhere but they would be in europe. I don't have the time for that atm.

>>41295618
What a cool cat

In her dreams, Alecto found herself standing on an empty field. She saw them all around her. They were there even though they weren't. "I know y'all are here!" she said. She received no reply. But she knew they were there. Watching her. Making bets. Laughing and joking. She was a kind of game to them. A prop for the petty power struggles. Yet she remained undeterred. She would show them yet. She already had the name of Magiki. She would get all of their names. Then she would be the master of the plantation.

>>41295617
I just want to be with her. She is hesitating even though my gf is ok with it. She also works 2 or maybe 3 jobs apparently though. But no replies any time i've messaged, then when I ask her if she wants to get together with us in person, she seems enthused, and agrees when I say i'll message her with the details. very confusing desu.

>>41295608
you are powerless; with my every reply your delusion is damaged further. beg more in vein

https://youtu.be/09HYQNIiOY0

>>41295571
Please keep it up. I was almost ready to play Calypso and hold the twisted metal games. Too much.

>>41295631
say it (and validate me also)

>>41295625
yes ty it is an accurate representation of how I will be in the situation with her. this image is also very representative of my mental state

>>41295627
*boops nose*

>>41295628
Ah, so you're just looking for someone to vent to.

>>41295617
>I recognize that piece of red tape
>was that one yours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGio5aBZal8

>>41295638
I am looking for paranormal advice from those who travel the astral, actually

>>41295639
Maybe.

>>41295636
Much zen very inner peace

>>41295635
make me
>make me
make me
>make me

https://youtu.be/bsa4zxYzmuk

>>41295642
Neat, have a pleasant journey.

>>41295646
your voice is getting despserate

>>41295642
*astral projects*

Clean ur room

Overcome with delight from her fantasy, Alecto began doing a little jiggle on the empty field. Her feets snapped like thunder spraying dust into the air as they moved with lightning speed.
"If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married long time ago"
She could hear the song in head, the legendary ballad of Cotton Eye Joe, her idol, her hero.
In her younger years she had had something of a crush on him. She had even written erotic fanfictions about their forbidden love. A brilliant Southern Vampire Heiress and a Dashing Drifter madly in love. Fiery hearts filled with passion, and long nights filled with amorous adventures. Her mother had found it. Said it was tasteless slop. She'd thrown all her manuscripts in the furnace. Alecto had never forgiven her mother for this iconoclasm.

>>41295650
are you not having fun? huehuehuehue

https://youtu.be/Z0RjDAM6lSo

>>41295657
now its getting despairing, say your magiki demon of validation, but you know, the real goal here is to pressure you into validating me

>>41295656
WHAT are you on about bro, whats your goal exactly

>>41295660
Is this meant to be a detachment ritual? Like you project an issue onto someone else and then disconnect? Because it just looks like you're a massive cunt.

It was during this period of her life that Alecto had her first experience with Demon Hunting. She had been heavily invested in the music of Rednex, owing to her crush on the titular character of Cotton Eye Joe, their smash hit, and had come across another of their songs, a retelling of an old Southern Legend. How the Devil went down to Georgia and had a fiddling contest with a young boy named Johnny. Fascinated by the defeat of the Prince of Darkness at the hands of this young boy, Alecto had dreamed about becoming a person capable of besting demons herself.

I miss the old /ng/, the thread-soul /ng/
The basement scroll /ng/, the meme-control /ng/
I hate the new /ng/, the bait and stew /ng/
The schizopost /ng/, the no-one-knows /ng/

I miss the pure /ng/, the dream-so-obscure /ng/
The “trust the plan” /ng/, the cosmic-man /ng/
I gotta say, at that time, I’d like to meet /ng/
See, I invented /ng/, there wasn’t any /ng/s

And now I look and look around, there’s so many /ng/s
I used to love /ng/, I used to love /ng/
I even had the copypasta, thought I was /ng/
What if /ng/ made a post about /ng/?
Called “I Miss the Old /ng/,” man that would be so /ng/

That’s all it was, /ng/, we still love /ng/
And I love you, like /ng/ loves /ng/

>>41295645
exactly

>>41295669
not to ruin the mood of your fanfiction, but my first experience with "demon hunting" was someone slashing their wrists and pouring blood on themselves, and also having cut wounds over every inch of her body, and having pins underneath her nails often, and.... idk why im telling you

>>41295653
There isn't enough space here to declutter. Anyway you think she'd come over to my place?

Zamn! Don't want to explain the medical issues that can come up from severe DID and emotional instability. Later!

>>41295644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbPZGWitozA

"I will never let you elope with that no good vagabond cotton eyed joe!" - the words of mother still wrung in Alecto's ears. Words that bore the heavy weight of reality, conferring on her, this young southern vampire belle in the bloom of her life, the duties and responsibilities of everyday modernity. Go to school, get a job, raise a family.
Nowhere was there any room for long nights in the swamps chasing alligators with her cotton eyed lover. No illicit trysts in the slave quarters, where the only witnesses were those good ole kind natured colored folks. Nay nay, instead Alecto was forced to organize excel sheets, doing clerk work for stupid people who had none of her ambitious nature, none of her lofty dreams. She could take no more of it!

this was so cringe, now what

does windows 11 not allow you to edit photos and videos without sign in?

SOON I WPULD HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCES.
>LAND "HANSEN"

>>41294414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08bzBAKCRlM

>>41295689
Could have been anybody.
My tape is decorative.

>>41295697
Windows 11 doesn’t let you do anything without signing in anymore. They have plugged most holes that allowed you to create an offline account during install.

>>41295690
....

Never upgraded >:)

>>41295615
https://youtu.be/9CYIfui3iks?si=c8V6kr1q9-1JFnYH

>>41295660
wait, are you equating replies to validation? this shit is just bants to me, you'll get replies until i get bored. so don't bore me i guess huehuehuehue

proving your name bullshit wrong is satisfying because it completely destroys any claim to legitimacy you may think you have. i'm fairly satisfied with this, its been proven every single thread we have bants in that you can't do the spooky shit you think you can do. sure, delude yourself into thinking social engineering is the same thing, but that's pure cope from a loser who has no spooky magical power over anybody in this thread

i'm already losing interest, perhaps vidya will entertain me more than you can

https://youtu.be/I40yNUFGEH8

"Shut up! You're not important. This story is not about you or your dumb erotic fanfiction!" the words rang out pulling Alecto from the depths of her murderous contemplation? She looked around the empty field of her dreams and came face to face with Rufus, the prophet. "This isn't about demon hunting. This is about hidden symbolism is video games! You got that? And stop doing that weird southern drawl. You're not even from the South!" Alecto was stunned, she didn't know how to respond to Rufus' aggressive tirade. This was not how Southern Gentlemen conducted themselves.

>>41295721
im liking this fanfiction about me desu i want to see where it leads

>>41295708
I don't have an online account. I'll need to find a good mp4/webm/gif editor then.

>>41295735
I just want you to know, I find aggression incredibly erotic.

>>41295712
>>41295708

I just did, never signed in with a microsoft account on windows 10, and it didn't even ask me to make an account after the upgrade, it just kept my local account thankfully.

Feeling herself cornered, Alecto responded in the only way she knew how, "Tell me your demon name!" Alecto’s eyes flashed like copper under a stormcloud. “You heard me, sugar! Tell me your demon name! You barge into a lady’s dream flappin’ your gums like a rooster at dawn, you best be fixin’ to back it up with a proper introduction.”
Rufus pinched his nose, "This isn't... I'm not..."
"Tell. Me. Your. Demon. Name. Sugar." Alecto's resolve was steel. If this pompous European rabblerouser thought he could come into HER DREAM and dictate HER STORY, he had a lot of things coming.

>>41295520
I had some of that NY maple syrup, it was mrs butters worth in a fancier bottle.

Would be cooler if it was a choose your own adventure.

>>41295707
I need another caption for the caption so we can link it back to the caption.

>>41295746
I choose to try and get with the woman from the farmer's market. It will happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>41295741
This. They even have a board for it. You can study how people have done CYOAs.
>>41295746

>>41295739
im having a hard time figuring out your game right now

It would be so much cooler if the people playing at the table weren’t [REDACTED].

>>41295752
>im having a hard time figuring out your game right now
Sex can be fun, but it is not a game.

"Mmhmm," she drawled, pacing a slow circle around him. "Sounds like fancy talk for a man who’s scared to give up his true name."

Rufus opened his mouth, then closed it again. The sky over the empty field began to flicker like a dying monitor.

"You want a name, huh? Fine, I'll give you name," Rufus said, reaching into his backpack pulling out a worn xbox 360 video game container. "This... is the original version of Alan Wake. This will blow your mind."

>>41295748
>Closed Captioning for the reading impaired
>The tape is still running
>Have "close caption" written in braille
>>41295749
K
>>41295750
So mundane.
Could they not just roll so the dungeon Master can implement it?

https://www.reuters.com/business/us-regional-bank-stocks-hit-by-zions-charge-off-fraud-allegations-2025-10-16/

>Reverberations from Tricolor, and now, First Brands, including an uptick in fraud allegations against lending firms, are beginning to shake the Regional Bank Sector
>All Regional Bank indexes slid -5% to -7% in a single trading day
>Major banks, such as JP Morgan, are now announcing write off losses from Tricolor
Industry-wide SVB 2.0 with added shark cannibalization frenzy, anyone?

>>41295739
>>41295755
you are unreasonably based

https://youtu.be/2JpmVcJVfdQ