Discuss what you consider to be the lamest "enthusiast" cars

My pick: any newer Porsche
These cars seem like status symbols for upper middle class people who want to have the appearance of being a car enthusiast. New Porsches are inoffensive, refined, and a little bland. I see these cars all the time where I live. They almost never have any personal flair.
What's worse is that a majority of the people who own these drive slowly. These "enthusiasts" brake to 25mph on every single curve in the road on my commute home through backroads. Landscaping trucks go faster than them. It's pathetic.
Inoffensive, no character/soul (imo), usually kept stock, usually painted a grayscale color, and a status symbol car.
Yes, I'm sure they have great driving characteristics, which is why it's an enthusiast car, but I still find them uncool.