My lifestyle and personality aren't conducive to me getting laid

>32 years old
>Obese
>Balding
>Autistic
>Socially awkward and anxious
>No self-confidence
>Unassertive
>Main priority in life is avoiding immediate discomfort at all costs
>Live with parents in a small town
>Afraid of driving long distances alone
>No IRL friends
>Spend all my free time in my room watching videos/gaming/fapping

A woman would have to materialize on my doorstep and basically rape me