>TAP INS DON'T COUNT
*missi almost misses a tapin at the final
>GOLAZZOOO!!!!!

>PENALTIES DONT COUNT
*riggitini ala pussi hits 7 penalties in his participation cup*
>GOATLAZO!!!!!!!

>INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL SHIT!!! CRISTIANO NO EVEN PLAY!!!
*frionel ghosts his annual copa leche and rigs a participation trophy*
>LETS GO MESSI GOAT!!!!

>Cristiano is San Marino Man, give me LUXEMBURGO or i retire!
*Pissoy scores a hattrick of tap ins vs BoliviANO drug dealers and bus drivers*
>MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI MESI

>ONLY CLUB FOOTBALL COUNT!!
*Cristiano speeds by pionel cuckshit in club football*
>UHHHH....VARDRID!!!!

riggi cuckitini