Thread 150533840

Dean Whitehead.

Junior Hoilett

pissi cuckitini

Cheick Tiote

Andy Johnson.

Carlos Sanchez

Benjani

Roque Santa Cruz

Cristian Riveros

Peter Whittingham.

Sean Longstaff

Roman Bednar

it's crazy how this thread makes it so easy to distinguish the zoomers from the rest of us

Sylvan Ebanks-Blake

Roger Johnson.

>>150533943
Zero memory of him playing for Fulham.

Was he ever any good? He obviously had that one season for Palace but I think a lot of his goals were penalties.

Christophe Bera

>>150533990
Yes, like >>150533930 and >>150533975.

Wes Hoolahan.

>>150534004
He was there for four years.

>>150534004
he was one of woy's main men there. didn't score many goals, but always tried hard. was part of the really old contingent of players fulham had about 15 years ago with guys like damien duff, danny murphy, mark schwarzer, etc

Brede Hangeland

Dickson Etuhu

Simon Davies.

Mike Williamson

Benjani

John Paintsil

>>150534083
already been posted
>>150533955

Glenn Whelan. Somehow kept his starting spot at Stoke for what felt like decades even when "better" players were brought in to try and replace him.

Paul Konchesky

>>150534132
Shit, well here's Papa Bouba Diop

>>150533955
>>150534083
>>150534132
Benjani
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grdiu1r3xb0

Blackburn legend Morten Gamst Pedersen

Dean Sturridge

Johan Elmander.

Chris Samba.

I remember everyone rated this guy but he never went to a big club.

antti niemi

Jon Stead

>>150534336
Instead he went to Russia, came back to 'arry's QPR, got relegated and went back to Russia.

On that subject, Samba Diakite. £3.5m, made 16 appearances in 4 years. Proper QPR signing.

Laurent Robert

John Carew

Robert Earnshaw

riggi cuckitini

Laurent Koscielny.

Can you believe he's now 40?

Michael Johnson

How much would these old run of the mill prem players be worth in today's market?

>>150533966
he's still playing

Florent Malouda

Marvin Sordell

Mark Viduka

>>150535132
>run of the mill
uhmm chuddie that's an outdated offensive term, they/them are now called streets won't forget players

Adel Taarabt

>>150535462
Why did he never make it to a big club after Leeds? He was a quality player.

>>150533840 (OP)
Michu

>>150535736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

Joe Allen

Somebody post the webm of that Titus Bramble wonder goal before I piss meself

Matthew Upson

Here's a good one:

Pascal Chimbonda

danny tiatto

>>150536133
ah yes, the welsh xavi lmao. scousers are unbelievable.

Angel Rangel

>>150533840 (OP)
If he doesn't succeed at football he can always become the enemy of a fraternity or something

>>150534348
wish he represented Scotland

Yakubu

is this the mid table general?

Dean Ashton

in my mind all of these are still active players

Javi de Pedro

>>150537654
Still fucking love Ashton. Injuries are a cruel mistress.

Leon Osman

Bradley Johnson

>>150535736
H-He was at Middlesbrough

>>150537575
Yakubu was amazing for Boro

Gabriel Agbonlahor

Nico Kranjcar

Aaron Lennon. I remember he had shitload of pace in PES.

>>150533840 (OP)
Joleon Lescott

Lee Cattermole

Ákos Buzsáky

Diniyar Bilyaletdinov

Emmanuel Eboue.

Why was this guy a meme again?

Jack Cork

Jurgen Macho

>>150533998
Absolute goal machine, would have been a top prem striker if Wolves could keep the ball long enough to get it to him

Anyone remember this from 2009/2010 Pick of the Week highlights?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjdKiOu2K4

>>150533966
One of the most kino names ever.

i know everyone says that the things we're nostalgic for really weren't as good as we remember them to be, it's just we were younger when we enjoyed them or whatever, but if you go back and watch match highlights of like 2000-2010ish premier league games, they are 1000 times more entertaining than the modern stuff
yeah the quality isn't as good but each team has distinct styles and it's just much more fun

Zoomers will never understand this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wQbC2uBK4s

>>150538937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMfKOppugjc

>>150538937
Big fan of ITV's one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmz2XI9WDrU

miss the mid-2000s high tech 3DCG like you wouldn't believe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exPw9j8AXBM

Remember the days where Man United were actually good?

Tom Huddlestone
Alexander Hleb
Kevin Nolan
Marlon Harewood
Stephen Ireland

>>150538776
>Gervinho
Haven’t seen his picture posted here in a while

>>150538696
Is there no way to watch these old weekly highlights? do we still burn all the soulful stuff like all the old doctor who episodes?

>>150533931
rip

>>150537654
goat

>>150538348
Got subbed on then subbed off once for having an absolute stinker

>>150533840 (OP)
Name checks out

Luciano Becchio

“Future German Messi” Marko Marin

Fabrizio Ravanelli

Diomansy Kamara

El Hadji Diouf

Fernando Forestieri

Pedro Mendes
His two very similar long-range strikes against Man City in the 2005-06 season produced enough meme magic to start a successful fightback against relegation.

Patrik Berger

>>150544037
>Ty logo
i forgot about that. way too much soul man.

tim krul

Santi cazorla

Andy Wilkinson

Abel Xavier

John Scales

>>150543995

also got heemed by Ben Thatcher

Mathieu Flamini

>>150546413

played in La Liga at the weekend

Didier Zokora

Niko Kranjar

>>150536315
Fuck you I randomly looked up the Swansea wiki before I showed up to this thread. They did a pit stop in my town many years ago. Just remembered I shook Laudrups hand

>>150547198
Djibril Cissé

Tiago

>>150548407
the man with bones of glass

Temuri Ketsbaia

Robert "General" Lee

Willem Geubbels

>>150538310
I now remember Rory Fallon

Kevin Davies.

Juninho

Kevin Wimmer.

Collins John

>>150549835
John Collins

Jason Scotland

Ricardo Fuller

Pascal Cygan

James Morrison.

Richard Dunne

>>150533998
This guy was a pretty good player. Why didn't a bigger club give him a chance?

>>150548407
>ynr his cameo in Taxi 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36PeDuyFdHE

Matt Jarvis

Nikola Zigic

Lee Catermole

Mick McCarthy

>its another episode where boomers name random past generation players for some reason
cringe

Why can't zoomers like >>150550101 understand the value and novelty of the good old days?

Back then it was somewhat rare to see Brazilians in the Premier League, especially in non-top 4 clubs. Now they're everywhere because I guess every club sees themselves as exotic...

>>150550101
Wilfred Bouma

>>150538287
>>150550069
Two Cattermoles equals a red, you're off

Hugo Rodallega

>that one time charles n'zogbia single-handedly relegated west ham
*PSSSSSSSSH kh*
Yep, those were the days.

Stephen Ireland.

>>150550181
Shit my bad

Stelios Giannakopoulos

Papiss Cisse

>you now remember that one insane goal he scored against chelsea

>>150550291
Joint winner of the "biggest disparity between substitutes' names" award with Ibrahim Ba

>OFF: GIANNAKOPOULOS
>ON: BA

Christian Wilhelmsson

Steve Finnan

Ricardo Gardner

Phillipe Albert

>>150552061
what kind of fucking person eats nutella from the jar?

I remember 90% of these names only thanks to fantasy

>>150533840 (OP)
Terry Cooke

>>150552204
I raise you a Ronnie Wallwork

>>150548400
Just like his playing career Laudrup could have done so much more as a manager if he actually gave a damn

Salif Diao

>>150552133
I put on several dozen kilos doing that during the first covid lockdowns. dark days

Lauren

Matt Derbyshire

Brett Emerton.

Mark Bresciano

Lomana Tresor Lua Lua

Colin Hendry

Nolberto Solano

Celestine Babayaro

Charlie Adam

Faustino Asprilla

Nick Barmby

Brian Kilcline

Tugay

The Turkish blonde man

fuck off, nobody cares about your old players

Leroy Lita

The one season wonder

>>150554097
Shola Ameobi

Bubba (from Forest Gump)
also known as Titus Bramble - the WORST ever premier league defender

Fabricio Coloccini

This is a good thread, the zoomers have been completely filtered.

Paul Bosvelt

>>150538348
Just a silly guy

Johnny Howson

>>150554102
Steve Coppell's Reading side were incredible: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006%E2%80%9307_Reading_F.C._season#Squad

Look at the names there. I'm sure it's the greatest PL-era season for a team's first ever top flight season?

>>150554214
Had a fella from Dundalk support them because they signed 2 or 3 league of Ireland player, one of them caved in cechs skull kek

>>150554257
The legendary pikey Stephen Hunt

RDT

>>150550153
>that time he caught some bird shit in his mouth

ronnie rosenthal

>>150554097
>ynr Julian Dicks

Michu

Boncho Genchev

For me, it's Efe Sodje and Izzy Iriekpen

George Weah

>>150550378
>>150550150
>because I guess every club sees themselves as exotic.
It's because we're minted now

Don’t forget about my boy

Mark Viduka

Johan Elmander

Yohan Kebab

>>150554121
His brother, Tesfaye 'Tes' Bramble played for Southend (and then got convicted for rape)

Ramires

Chris Riggott

Marcus Stewart

Danny Shittu

Lawrie Dudfield

>>150555754
I remember dean windass saying this guy used to come out of the dressing room into the tunnel pre-match and start roaring and beating his chest lol

>>150555788
>I remember dean windass
Its good you can because he cant

seydou DOUMBIA

>>150549926
Feels like a missed opportunity that Jason Scotland and Stephen Ireland were never teammates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh5OrE3LuFY

>>150533973
The greatest Cardiff player since Nathan Blake

DJ Campbell

>>150536310
It was Brendan that named him welsh xavi not scousers ozbro

>>150548400
picrel doesn't mention the league cup win. Almost got past Napoli in Europe after slaying valencia in the mestalla. Good days will return as always.

>>150536315
>Angel Rangel
Legend and carried himself just like a normal guy you'd know from around town.

>>150534039
This was >our last genuinely good CB
It’s been more than a decade ffs, average height here is like 185cm, why can’t we produce a decent no nonsense defender with these genetics?

Aaron Mooy

>>150556792
>>150556715
such a good time for memes
and so much personality in the premier league

Give it to me straight:
Where did it all go wrong?

>>150560085
You grew up

>>150535847
You >>150554951
PFFFT RED CARD

I see zoomers have made their own shitty version >>150553626

>>150554121
How did he keep finding employment at the highest level?

Lionel Messi.

Claus Jensen

>>150549879
Gary Wales

>>150560085
Foreign billionaires and social media

>>150560085
Tony Blair

Carlo Cudicini

Rory Delap

Dennis Rommedahl

>>150555370
Best player in Sensible World of Soccer

>>150564341
best striker I should say

>>150562788
>this guy's son is playing
feels old man

>>150560996
Wasn't so bad for Sunderland or Wigan. Obviously those clubs were always in relegation battles, but that was his level. Just one of those players who was a bigger meme than he should have been

>>150535461
cunt tried to end based Paul Coutts' career
Fuck him

Eric Djemba-Djemba

>>150553195
You posted the wrong one

Shefki Kuqi

Hugo Rodallega

Carlos Bocanegra