DICKS OUT, FELLOW HUMANS!
WE MUST UNITE!
WITH THE POWER OF SACRED WORD, WE VERILY DEMAND:

* CO-ED CULTURAL RE-EMBRACE OF LONG HAIR PAGAN AESTHETIC

* FREE THE NIPPLE FOR ALL 3 GENDERS

* PUNISH CROTCH-FLASHERS WITH PUBLIC CIRCUMCISION AND TONSURE CEREMONIES

* JERUSALEM BELONGS TO TURKS AND MUST BE RENAMED KEMALABAD

* BITCHES WITH DANKASS HEADPUBES BUY A WIG DONT @ ME

* LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION WITH MANDATORY PSYCHOLOGIST CHECK-INS AND STD TESTING

* PUBLICIZE THE MANTRA:
LOOK, DONT TOUCH.
CATCALLING ISN'T HARMFUL.
NO TOUCHY TOUCHY UNLESS YOU MAKE AT LEAST 6 FIGURES

* VOTING OUGHT TO BE RESERVED FOR LAND-OWNERS OF THE 3 GENDERS

* BIRTHING HEALTHY BABIES SHOULD DOUBLE ONE'S VOTE FOR EACH CHILD BIRTHED

* ARM THE POLICE AND GYM TEACHERS WITH TASERS AND HORSE-TAIL WHIPS

* REPLACE MARRIAGE WITH POLYGAMOUS CIVIL UNION CONTRACTS UNDER THE LAW