HADAMBE DICK-HAVERS' UNION
DICKS OUT, FELLOW HUMANS!
WE MUST UNITE!
WITH THE POWER OF SACRED WORD, WE VERILY DEMAND:
* CO-ED CULTURAL RE-EMBRACE OF LONG HAIR PAGAN AESTHETIC
* FREE THE NIPPLE FOR ALL 3 GENDERS
* PUNISH CROTCH-FLASHERS WITH PUBLIC CIRCUMCISION AND TONSURE CEREMONIES
* JERUSALEM BELONGS TO TURKS AND MUST BE RENAMED KEMALABAD
* BITCHES WITH DANKASS HEADPUBES BUY A WIG DONT @ ME
* LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION WITH MANDATORY PSYCHOLOGIST CHECK-INS AND STD TESTING
* PUBLICIZE THE MANTRA:
LOOK, DONT TOUCH.
CATCALLING ISN'T HARMFUL.
NO TOUCHY TOUCHY UNLESS YOU MAKE AT LEAST 6 FIGURES
* VOTING OUGHT TO BE RESERVED FOR LAND-OWNERS OF THE 3 GENDERS
* BIRTHING HEALTHY BABIES SHOULD DOUBLE ONE'S VOTE FOR EACH CHILD BIRTHED
* ARM THE POLICE AND GYM TEACHERS WITH TASERS AND HORSE-TAIL WHIPS
* REPLACE MARRIAGE WITH POLYGAMOUS CIVIL UNION CONTRACTS UNDER THE LAW
WE MUST UNITE!
WITH THE POWER OF SACRED WORD, WE VERILY DEMAND:
* CO-ED CULTURAL RE-EMBRACE OF LONG HAIR PAGAN AESTHETIC
* FREE THE NIPPLE FOR ALL 3 GENDERS
* PUNISH CROTCH-FLASHERS WITH PUBLIC CIRCUMCISION AND TONSURE CEREMONIES
* JERUSALEM BELONGS TO TURKS AND MUST BE RENAMED KEMALABAD
* BITCHES WITH DANKASS HEADPUBES BUY A WIG DONT @ ME
* LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION WITH MANDATORY PSYCHOLOGIST CHECK-INS AND STD TESTING
* PUBLICIZE THE MANTRA:
LOOK, DONT TOUCH.
CATCALLING ISN'T HARMFUL.
NO TOUCHY TOUCHY UNLESS YOU MAKE AT LEAST 6 FIGURES
* VOTING OUGHT TO BE RESERVED FOR LAND-OWNERS OF THE 3 GENDERS
* BIRTHING HEALTHY BABIES SHOULD DOUBLE ONE'S VOTE FOR EACH CHILD BIRTHED
* ARM THE POLICE AND GYM TEACHERS WITH TASERS AND HORSE-TAIL WHIPS
* REPLACE MARRIAGE WITH POLYGAMOUS CIVIL UNION CONTRACTS UNDER THE LAW
