>>520630844
> Universal free childcare.
They are already planning to go to Albany to request an increase to NYC’s debt limit due to how expensive this will be.
> Free buses for all
Junkies will use the buses to get out of the elements, turning them into rolling homeless shelters.
> City-run grocery stores
These will be minority employment union patronage programs that will include other leftist garbage like supporting inefficient minority-owned farms. Will crowd out local bodegas and eventual call a city-wide strike.
> no-cost childcare
The taxpayers who actually pay for it won’t want to send their kids to one of these centers. Will also attract more migrants on public assistance to the City.
> New anti-police safety department
Best case scenario: ideological commissars who get paid police salaries to do nothing. Worst case: replace NYPD with party army i.e. Antifa with law enforcement powers
> office of LGBTQ+ affairs
I’m certain such a thing already exists; this will simply be a more annoying version with a bigger and less accountable budget.

It’s funny because I don’t live there.

>>151098165
Yes, and? The funniest shorts were the edgy ones