>>510171772
Every night before I go to bed I say a prayer that I'll wake up as a girl with real breasts and a vagina. I want it so bad. I want to have a menstrual cycle and the ability to be impregnated. Sigh.

if you are a watchmaker and make a watch whose minute arm is made from magnetizable metal and then put that watch on top of a rotating electromagnet plate which speed you can adjust and which does not have magnetic field when its turned of, you can show that contraption to a scientist, show how watch operates normally at first for 5 minutes, then you turn on the magnet and now minute arm starts spinning onthe same direction as always but with double speed

>hey Mikeyy I have accelerated time, just come and see

the joke is, he will believe it because he is a basedentist