>>107090909
I got rejected from every single job I applied to before even getting one call, except for one that rejected me after a 30 minute HR call that sniffed out my lack of experience in their tech stack (3.5 YOE, still working).
>>107095661
No, but our toilet seats aren't oval - they are straight at back. This causes my asscrack to touch its surface and I always leave a sweatmark on it.
>inb4 fatty
Skinnyfat at worst.