>First Shift Updates
Dan still cross-dressing as Ashleigh

>Guy with machete who got tased
Interview with the black female officer who tased him
She has zero charisma when talking about the situation in a monotone voice
Ashley said they found a gun, cop has no clue
>Video from Slidell, LA
K9 pulled over pickup with bad brake lights and broken windshield
Found $1500 in steaks
Ashley said the cops "grilled" the passenger "The sirloin was purloined" - come on Ashleigh...
Wal-Mart policy prevents them from putting them back on the shelves, so it was donated to the local fire department