>Go to bar alone cause "you have to put yourself out there bro"
>No one speaks to me or looks my way while I finish one beer one shitty overpriced cocktail over 25 minutes
>Remember that I'm a fucking weirdo trying to force himself into social situations he doesn't even want
>Drive home
I'm done trying. I'm going to stay in my house doing silly little hobbies.

>>82788819
I am.
>>82788852
I would recommend a silicone-based lubricant to minimize discomfort for said tightness.
>>82788879
>No appreciation for photosynthetic organisms in freshwater ecosystems
This dude works for Big Oil.