*Trinity gives a nut to a squirrel*
MORPHEUS: YOU ARE THE ONE, NEO! LEAVE YOUR LIFE OF TREE JUMPING AND NUT EATING IT IS NOT REAL. COME EAT CUM SLOP WITH A MAKESHIFT SPOON IN A WOODLESS SHIP WITH SMELLY HUMANS TO DEFEAT THE MACHINES!
TRINITY: C'mon Morph, he's just a pretty little squirrel, not The One. Yes you are so pretty aren't you? Take another nut.
MORPHEUS: AS FORETOLD YOU AND THE ONE SHALL LOVE ONE ANOTHER! SO SAID THE ORACLE!
*both Trinity and the squirrel roll their eyes*
CYPHER (under his breath): I wish I had the life of a squirrel...
The Nutrix