>>511206934
>No youre a jaded incel. Theres plenty of 20 year old thai women that ive met that were way higher quality than whites. Stay out of the red light district next time and actually attempt to socialize.
oh, fuck right on off you insufferable larping faggot. i wrote this pasta for you preddit chuds who lie on the webe:
hi guys, i’ve been watching some tiktok vids and reading this sub. it seems like thailand’s utopia, and i’ll be moving there permanently in two weeks. from what i’ve gathered, virtually all expats have glamourous lives.
my criteria is as follows:
* 10/10 in looks, preferably miss universe winner (but will settle for miss thailand).
* of noble origin
* mensan, with at least two doctorate degrees
* decabillionaire
* able to provide me a life of ultra-luxury.
* doting, charming, and eternally pleasant.
* will be my personal chef, maid, therapist, surrogate mother, and provide fun time on demand.
* nobel prize laureate, hard sciences only.
* no older than 23
about me: i’m an early 40s guy from the west, some say i’m “below average“ but my mum insists otherwise. i’m a front-end web developer who works remotely, and a crypto investor who just got in on the ground floor of a new coin. when it goes to $1 usd i’ll be a trillionaire. it’s not going to the moon, but rather alpha centauri. i’m also an entrepreneur and have a million great ideas. as soon as one’s funded, i’ll be a quadrillionaire.
what’s the best app to find someone who ticks all the boxes? no compromises. i’m not really a social person, so please don’t recommend anything irl. tia!