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>>raise the cost of living to london levels, with identical dating prospects, and 100% of you chuds are on the next flight out.
>duh. thailand is an unlimited money and women hack for life. and its pretty nice. thailand still has better food, weather and beaches anyways.
hi guys, iβve been watching some tiktok vids and reading 4chins. it seems like thailandβs utopia, and iβll be moving there permanently in two weeks. from what iβve gathered, virtually all "expats" have glamourous lives.
my criteria is as follows:
* 10/10 in looks, preferably miss universe winner (but will settle for miss thailand).
* of noble origin
* mensan, with at least three doctorate degrees
* decabillionaire
* able to provide me a life of ultra-luxury.
* doting, charming, and eternally pleasant.
* will be my personal chef, maid, therapist, surrogate mother, and provide fun time on demand.
* nobel prize laureate, hard sciences only.
* no older than 23
about me: iβm an early 40s guy from the west, some say iβm βbelow averageβ but my mum insists otherwise. iβm a front-end web developer who works remotely, and a crypto investor who just got in on the ground floor of a new coin. when it goes to $1 usd iβll be a trillionaire. itβs not going to the moon, but rather alpha centauri.
iβm also an entrepreneur and have a million great ideas. as soon as oneβs funded, iβll be a quadrillionaire.
whatβs the best app to find someone who ticks all the boxes? no compromises. iβm not really a social person, so please donβt recommend anything irl.
tia!