>>513111760
>>raise the cost of living to london levels, with identical dating prospects, and 100% of you chuds are on the next flight out.
>duh. thailand is an unlimited money and women hack for life. and its pretty nice. thailand still has better food, weather and beaches anyways.

hi guys, i’ve been watching some tiktok vids and reading 4chins. it seems like thailand’s utopia, and i’ll be moving there permanently in two weeks. from what i’ve gathered, virtually all "expats" have glamourous lives.
my criteria is as follows:
* 10/10 in looks, preferably miss universe winner (but will settle for miss thailand).
* of noble origin
* mensan, with at least three doctorate degrees
* decabillionaire
* able to provide me a life of ultra-luxury.
* doting, charming, and eternally pleasant.
* will be my personal chef, maid, therapist, surrogate mother, and provide fun time on demand.
* nobel prize laureate, hard sciences only.
* no older than 23
about me: i’m an early 40s guy from the west, some say i’m “below average“ but my mum insists otherwise. i’m a front-end web developer who works remotely, and a crypto investor who just got in on the ground floor of a new coin. when it goes to $1 usd i’ll be a trillionaire. it’s not going to the moon, but rather alpha centauri.
i’m also an entrepreneur and have a million great ideas. as soon as one’s funded, i’ll be a quadrillionaire.
what’s the best app to find someone who ticks all the boxes? no compromises. i’m not really a social person, so please don’t recommend anything irl.
tia!

>>511226154
>I love Thailand and speak Thai...

>>509738097
>You are DELUSIONAL

precisely. "asia" is escapism for the incel/chud. an imaginary YuToPiA with none of the social ills of his own country. it's incredibly fucking cringe. i blame jewtube and other social media for this, spruiking these dodgy third-world shitholes over the past decade. remote work and cheap flight tickets has only added fuel to the fire.

decades ago, you heard about this shite from boomers, who were there to monger and/or were skint pensioners. it was p4p with zero pretense.

now you have 25-year-old western chads chatting up 40-year-old bargirls, who've seen more pricks than a secondhand dart board. simping for prostitutes, it's completely mental.

>>507853687
>If you're white and normal looking - you'll be regarded as much more attractive than the average asian man.

lmfao. listen brzęczyszczykiewicz, in 2025 the top dog foreigners in the land of the sinking sun are worst koreans and changs. they're the ones with loads of money, status, influence, etc. any westerner is a last resort.

you must think it's 1987. everyone knows westerners are weebs, chuds, incels, nonces, wastemen, bogus engrish teachers, bullshit NoMAdZ/wantrepreneurs/etc.

discount airfare, visa waivers, remote work, and favourable exchange rates have opened the floodgates to losers. in decades past, if you were in any changland, you were probably fairly successful/important. these days it's nothing but clowns on every corner, deprived cunts living hand-to-mouth in some leopalace bedsit.

nips are sick of you faggots stinking up their country.