Funny /v/ comics

>>717210890 (OP)
Grok, remove panel 3

>>717210890 (OP)
it's funny because he's playing with words xDDDD

>>717210890 (OP)
>name your boat after frog shit
lmao

>>717212283

>>717212519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqCdSPhEZOg

>>717212953
requesting the Bane edit of this

>>717212906

>>717213043

>>717212953
>WE'RE!!!
10/10

>>717213207
I never understood what's supposed to be funny about this

>>717212953
Also this. Do americans think they deserve a pat on the back for knowing who the father of modern philosophy is? It's pronounced "Dehcart" btw, before anyone of you embarrasses themselves irl

>>717213512
>>717213916
please stop pretending to be autistic.
it's clearly performative and it's unbecoming.

>>717213512
It's only funny when you consider that someone got paid to write a screenplay, presented that garbage and got greenlit anyway.
A million dollars budget movie actually had those lines in it.
People paid money to watch a movie with those lines.

>>717213916
we know how to pronounce descartes
we literally live next to a former french colony

>>717211790
Kemfao

>>717214152
Nepotism?

>>717214341
Everyone does

>>717213512
I don't either

>>717213207
>the joke is referencing pop culture

>>717213008
>*plane noises*

>>717215565
truth

LOL

>>717216943

>>717213207
>the original coke lan party
Geez

>>717210890 (OP)
that's quite clever with the way it's about their accents

>>717215565
Source of the edit?

>>717215565
where can I see this uncensored please

>>717218019
Post other joncomics. This isn't the only good one.

>>717219286
It's incredible how he manages to do so much with so little

>>717214152
It's honestly depressing how often that happens. Some exec probably read the script half-asleep on their third espresso and said “yeah, this’ll trend on TikTok.” Like bro, we used to get tight dialogue, now it’s just quippy nonsense written by people who haven’t touched grass or a movie in a decade.

>>717213682

>>717215565
fuckable foot pussy

>>717227719
Name ONE (1) (I) game

>>717227810
Unteralterbach

>>717227810
Nightreign

Well /v/?

>>717227810
SH2's Remake.

>>717228407
where's the joke Buckley?

>>717228407
nahaha

Thank god, funny vidya comic thread without that nigger spamming xher unfunny Delcatty comics.

>>717220385
>Slow clap
Very nice.

>>717228258
Wrong

>>717229161
xhe constantly ban evades so you can report xher

>>717210890 (OP)
Im surprised the woke mob haven't seethed about Mario and Luigi being used as scapegoats to appropriate Italians by now.

>>717227810
Deus Ex HR
>punching through walls
>stealth game

>>717213916
no
it refers to a meme about some guy reacting to porn involving black people so ofcourse americans will know everything about it

>>717218019
Why was this deleted

>>717212392
Is that edited, or is it a legitimate SS13 joke? Also, what country is this guy from?

>>717228407
I voted for this

>>717213916
Its pronounced DEEZ CARTZ ackshually.

>>717223539
Okay, got a chuckle out of me

>>717233113
All the ones that are not vidya have been deleted.

>>717228407
Got a chuckle outta me.

>>717220472
lool

>>717228407
good.
fuck your antiwhiteism.
fuck your biologic erasure of Whites.
faggot nigger

>>717212392
That's pretty good. Got me at the end I'll say

>>717228407
what kind of fucking dystopia wasteland is this where you can get hormone blockers from gumball machines?!

>>717211292
Why is he playing on a CRT TV backwards?

>>717220424
I got mouths to feed
There ain't nothin' in the world for freeeee

>>717213916
I'll keep calling him "discards" thank you

>>717223539
Heh

>>717216943
He didn't even need the 1-Up, he already had 1 extra life.

>>717237130
No after he ate the mushroom then he got 2

>>717228407
>Well /v/?
Added to filter list.

>>717237192
I know. He was already at 1 extra. You don't get a game over until you die at 0 lives.

>>717223539
Pretty funny

>>717237584
no but he got one left but then ate the mushroom and got 2 lives again

>>717212197
LOL

>>717212392
>burning in vacuum
haha
No.

>>717213916
The Carts

>>717237861
The clown was covered in welding fuel and space lube before being ejected.

>>717237948
Hey that's my Monster Hunter guild name!

>>717237668
Nigger what are you not getting here. He had 1 life. If he died, he would come back to life with 0 lives.

>>717228636
this desu

>>717213916
>Do americans think they deserve a pat on the back
>It's pronounced "Dehcart"
This guy.

>>717238316
did you read the comic?
he had one life but then ate the extra guy shroom and got 2 lives so he still has one left after getting electrocuted instead of dying permanently
what's not to get?

>>717216943
The charges?

>>717227719
to this day im impressed by how this guy drew an ass on a stick figure

>>717239563
You are unbelievably stupid.
How would you feel if you hadn't had breakfast this morning?

>>717228407
if I wanted to be reminded trannies exist and are whinny bitches I'd go to /pol/, not /v/

>>717212953

>>717214984
remove panel 4 and 5

>>717223539
>only up to five stars
Fucking GTAV

>>717216943
I often wonder if they did execute an immortal, they legally died for a time, and regenerated or whatever, would they by lay have to go scott free?

>>717211292

>>717216943
the joke should be good, but its executed in such a shitty way

>>717241929
I expected her to fuck the car

>>717238936

>>717237192
you only get 1 extra life from a 1-up mushroom

>>717245545
lmao

>>717228407
Yes, removing your breasts to avoid dying of cancer is the same as trying to become a man

>>717213916
His name is “The Giver”, retard.

>>717236914
retarded zoomer

>>717241989
His gf is cute.

>>717212906
>>717213043
>>717213136

>>717213916
That's clearly the "give her the D" guy

>>717212392
Why is Carl Sagan such an asshole?

>>717241792

>>717250068
This would make Jon Blow's brain explode.

heh..

>>717250381
Based civic-minded Ronnie.

>>717241929
>bottomless

>>717250381
Ronnie is still funny sometimes.

>>717212750
flatsville

>>717251084
As someone who has only dabbled in tcgs and not go hog wild in it, is this making fun of those win condition cards being pretty hard to actually summon while seemingly garbage cards are actually the secret ingredient in a massive combo, and WAACfags use it because of that despite it being a fucking stupid card art wise?
Yes, I'm autistic.

>>717250698

I laughed

>>717241291
Anon you're being baited stop.

>>717229454
Are you retarded? Nobody cares about Italians being misrepresented except Italians.

>>717250992
I want a girl like that

>>717251198
It's a one drop card with a slightly higher thoughness than it's value (not too important) that lets you take free actions (massive value).

>>717251198
Yeah exactly. It's pretty common for an innocuous common card to have some kind of synergy that wasn't expected or that was revealed later that they sometimes have to errata or ban them.

Pic related.

>>717227810
Wuchang: Fallen feathers

poopie rapie!

>>717233268
Pretty sure is edited. He's spanish.

>>717250959
And yet, nobody knows why the bald is so bald and why is piglike such in appearance.

haha!

>>717250992
where can i find hehesilly's complete works

>>717250336
Too real

>>717254569
lol

>>717250381
Can't believe Ronnie reinvented marshrutka.

this thread was MADE for me

>>717213512
>>717213512
>>717213512
>>717213512

>>717254805
this is what playing stealth in pd2 feels like

>>717242959
kek it do get a lot better

>>717213512
Grim

>>717212750
FLAAAAAT

>>717229201
go back

>>717255405
>that window layout
Loss?

>>717213530
I miss bitf so much...

>>717254852
>>717255079
These make me feel old.

>>717246808
lmao

>>717255585
I started saving in 2005, but lost all up to late 07.

>>717213916
AMERICAMERICAAMERICA

>>717255649

filename

every thread on /v/ btw

>>717255382

Should I update it to say 2025, or does the fact that it was last used so far back in time add to the message?

>>717250698
kek

>>717256000
just wait for 2030

>>717227810
bloodborne 2, the one coming to switch

>>717256034
Good call, I'll be here for sure anyways.

>>717251179
Pretty good

>>717255937
Relatable.

>>717256169
This is NTR

>>717212519
That would work so much better without the last panel

>>717256169
The fuck is this shit?

>all of these old comics
i miss the internet

Thank god there's no Delcatty spammer here. It's hard to tell when that guy's just baiting or actually believes his shit.

>>717256380
>t. jew

LOL?

>>717245113
"A person who cannot be killed" has come up in legal hypotheticals before. The common consensus on that hypothetical is that the severity of their crimes would be weighed to determine the length of their incarceration instead of a death penalty, as killing someone as retribution for their crimes does nothing to meaningfully punish them or deter their actions. At best it would be a painful death which would be akin to torturing someone to reduce their sentence (not legally or ethically justified) so it's a pointless pursuit.

If their crimes were bad enough they would be in jail for centuries, but most life sentences are for people who are thought to be 100% incapable of being rehabilitated so it might become necessary to incarcerate such people indefinitely, which is where "sealing away the ancient evil" storylines come in with video games.

>comics
FUCK DA ROOLZ

>>717256419
lol so relatable

>>717254569
why does he look like lancer

>>717256469
How about just fucking removing them so that the taxpayer doesn't have to fork out $$$$ every year to keep them alive and victims relatives don't have to go to sleep every night knowing the cunt is still breathing?
>B-But they're not le suffooooooring!
You people are the real psychopaths.

>>717242959

Gay Luigi.

>>717256443
<3

>>717256869
LEAVE MY LOLI WIFE AWAY FROM THIS

>>717257376

>>717257814
retarded image, he's in his 30s now

>>717227810
( I ) game?

>>717258261
puffy

>>717258305
:P

>>717256254
I miss Zalgo

>>717256419
what's in the professor's deluxe punishment bag for punishment?

>>717255382
>>717255937
Got the neck snap one?

>>717245545
oh my god just let people enjoy things

>>717257814
If I only knew how to overcome crippling fear of failure, rejection and unpredictable results. Worst thing is - each time I do manage to overcome it, it NEVER backfire, even if something goes wrong, I ALWAYS get around it or find solution. Everything ALWAYS works out, sooner or later. So why the fuck I am still so scared?

I could had ask those cosplayers at cons for contact or session, they liked my photos but each year it's the fucking same. I could make that FB account to join local wargaming group to finally play with all those minis I painted so far. I could ask out that cute shop girl before she changed job. I could do so fucking much and yet here I fucking am. Best I could do was accepting conference marathon (2 in row, including getting back by plane and flying away at same day with short window between) right after traveling to other city for anime con. Did it fucked up? Of course not! I didn't regret a moment of this! So WHY?!

FUCK! ME!

>>717259192
oh my god stop being such a faggot

>>717259395
I still get overwhelmed when I think of the big picture, because there's always so much to do or that could go wrong. But if I focus on one little thing at a time, I can usually work through it no problem

>>717214984
i support the end of illegal immigration so i'm not allowed to read katie's work.
it was nice when she let us separate the art from the artist but then she had to post this

>>717259940
you could be a decent human being but no you had to be a little bitch

>>717259834

>>717256731
You retarded?

>>717251179
i read all of it in their voices too

>>717259395
^ this, but for 15 years straight, between 20 and 35 ;_____;

>>717245113
We use to have a law that if someone survived the execution they were released from death row but now if someone doesn't die they just keep going till they do die

>>717213916
It's pronounced Dick Art

>>717258227
sure am

>>717260241
how do I get a gf like this?

>>717261159
Become a scientist and figure out how to uplift animals

>>717259784
why does she look like that

>>717210890 (OP)

>>717260404
Funny, I'm 35 myself.

>>717218052
there is not a single italian that talks like that

>>717257539
post moar

>>717250698
I like this even more now since I just realize that is exactly the average 4chan poster.
Anyone played hid game?

>>717256772
>”I’m sorry, those buttons are too small for my mutant fingers”
Why was that too hard for emil?

>>717212876
where can I find a gf who looks exactly like this?

>>717250068
What are the Fritzi coins for

>>717262038
He could just use a tool to press the buttons then

>>717262130
To go see the circus, I heard they're in town

>>717227719
how does one shit butter?

>>717256914
...and that is why you never spoonfeed.

>>717227810
Robocop

>>717262315
There is no time to find said tool. Thats also why RL3 cant. They could have also made a plot point about it being genetically coded to James and so only the player and James can use it.

Wéll /v/??

>>717254569
I wish whoever did this made more. The girl is cute and I like the way he drew Galahad

>>717256108
kek, written by a true bully victim.
In reality most bullied became resentful wretched beings and the former bully is now a normal family guy.
Bonus points if they meet and bully who apologizes and the nerd is the one that snaps.

>>717255492
Yes, of a young lad cut down before his prime.

>>717256169
this makes me feel weird

>>717260226
>lock my door when I go to sleep
>WOOOW WHAT A FUCKING BIGOT? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? JUST BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING AND LET THESE SOMALIAN MEN BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE UNINVITED

>>717262373
lol

>>717253949
I laughed so hard my pants fell down

>>717253949
>>717263329

>>717240418
i never thought of it that way

>>717262541
Not reading, artist is a tranny that was caught tracing irl babies to make furry cub porn

>>717263432
Bitch looks like pigs from Angry Birds

>>717257776
Jokes on you I had joint pain and existential dread since I was 22.

>>717251198
Guess which one of these two is banned and which one sees zero play.

>>717259940
Don't tell me what I can and can't read you facist pig!

>>717261298
remove 3rd panel
keep 4th panel is essential to spirit

>>717259784
Luv me some Zyugoya

>>717261595
yeah they're all married lol

>>717251198
It's a clear reference to this card and to the obvious TCG fact that cheap cards with easy to access benefits often end up being the most overpowered over massively powerful but hard to cast cards.

>>717262430
smooth

>>717256108
>Cyberbully
Oh yeah there is nothing wrong with mob mentallity,

>>717259940
>i support the end of illegal immigration
I thought that comic was about Trump getting into power. What does that have to do illegal immigration?

>>717262482
I'd say it applies more to their Terminator game.

>>717258756
its penis

>>717255137
Isn't 3 essentially the same as 1?

>>717256731
we're talking about a hypothetical scenario where it's an immortal person, retard

>>717256731
You and your reading comprehension are retarded. Go back.

>>717262130
These are Fritzl coins, you can spend them to expand your basement.

>>717264253
wa la

>>717256731
It would be really funny if you deleted that.

>>717213916
I know how to pronounce Descartes, I actively choose to mispronounce his name because french is a language for queers and niggers

>>717263862
>1 mana draw a card and filter mana that requires you to play basic lands
why is this banned

>>717264595
It filters mana for the rest of the game and replaces itself. Having one Astrolabe means you can play 5-color Blood Moon decks (which shouldn't even be possible) with near total consistency. It's an utterly unhinged card.

>>717252186
Oh God this is too real
What explains this phenomenon?

>>717264595
I had a 5 color mono black control deck back when it was legal. Yes, 5c mono black. I ran no basics other than snow swamps, and the deck was 5 colors. The broken part is that it fucking worked.

>>717250959

>>717264794
spite

>>717254569
>idgi
>check the archive
>some meme ad joke
>i still dgi

>>717213916
I call him Desskarte

And I'm right.
Fils de pute.

>>717264794
there isn't really much to add to "I like game" other than anons reminiscing
"game sucks" is seen as needing to be corrected by fans and it's more interesting for people to argue than go "yes it was cool"

>>717213916
It's pronounced Cartesius.
Funny how nowhere on the english wikipedia it's explained how he adopted this romaboo name for his works, yet the article constantly uses "cartesian" as an adjective.

>>717264794
Contrarianism begets engagement.

That's why you got people here on /v/ defending Call of Duty, TLOU 2, Fallout 3, Dark Souls 2... It's a recent (post 2016) phenomenon, but the easiest way to have (you)s is to unironically argue Call of Duty is the greatest game ever made.

All other FPS are goysloppa, but Call of Duty? Masterpiece. Skyrim is the greatest video game of all time, etc. Even Starfield is starting to get the contrarianism treatment.

>>717264000
It's a meme you inhuman cum-brained niggerfagoot bitch aspiecunt son of a thousand whore whales

>>717265195
It's a meme you [...] whore...

>>717216943
What's Mario's crime?

>>717251198
I've seen a whole bunch of autists make their own MTG cards and they always go for 5 colorless 2 red 2 blue type cards with indestructible, hexproof, uncounterable and yada yada you win the game. Essentially in any constructed format it would be cheated out AND you have better targets to cheat out.
And then you have the actually good cards of your favorite anime/video characters

>>717265389
>I've seen a whole bunch of autists make their own MTG cards and they always go for 5 colorless 2 red 2 blue type cards with indestructible, hexproof, uncounterable and yada yada you win the game
It's silly even. The most fun cards to make are quirky rares.

>>717265320

Does anyone have the classic "Mario is a nigger" comic?

>>717265674
remove last panel

>>717265674
This doesn't even make sense. Why is Bowser going along with this plan

>>717251198
yeah pretty much
pic related recently became like a thousand times more expensive (granted we're talking literal pennies to a few dollars, it's just an uncommon) specifically because a card got printed into eternal formats that could abuse it's free equip cost

>>717265689

>>717265926
Gratz, none of these memes make any sense to begin with that's the joke.

>>717265983
b-b-b-b-BASED

>>717257814
>I'm not driving yet

I'm here

>>717262951
Most bullies either come from broken homes or end up as druggies because it's the crowd they tend to go for, and even those that dont usually end up as wagies.

>>717259784
That makes me wonder why do they make those styrofoam underwear for fruits. Like does each fruit really need its own thing? Isn't this terrible for the environment? Can't give me a plastic bag but could put a styrofoam wrapper on all your fruits.

>>717266335

>>717257814
>mfw only have the less serious issues of this one
>still scared of the future

>>717266250
Why is Dobson not attempting to blow up the black haired guy on the right?

>>717251948
I wish... that in Popeye the sailor the animated cartoon, instead of eating spinach being the thing giving Popeye the upper hand and making him win fights... He sniffs people's feet!

>>717266460
>20 years later
>"Why my princess is still a single? No good men left in society, I guess"

I remember cousin that complained about men and how "nobody will take care of me like my dad would" while mentioned dad would happily get up at 4am to visit bakery for truly fresh buns for his daughter.

>>717266460
>Whatever you do to her I will do to you
I-is this a proposition?

>>717227810
Project Nortubel

>>717227810
Terminator: Resistance

>>717212750
>>717264887
I love these

>>717227810
Donkey Kong Bananza

>>717257814
wojaks are gayer than rage comics

>>717265063
Wouldn't doubling in size end up legitimately too big

>>717213916
Yall remember the episode where this dumb bitch calls him dessscarteez. So fuckin classic. I think they were playing overwatch

>>717267102

>>717267194
God I want to fuck her
The character I mean

>>717256108
This is me, except 4 because cyber bullying doesn’t work on anyone who isn’t a little baby.

>>717266790
Holy ESL, Batman!

>>717227810
Dead Space remake.

>>717267467
Just fuck him up? If the same guy's been bullying you your whole life then just get a gun or a knife or a metal bat and send him to the hospital.

>>717266790
*daughterwife

>>717256419
Based Ocelot

>>717266460
>whatever you do to her I will do to you
What did he mean by this?

>>717267672
daddy want to be the little girl

>>717213512
it sounds like a bad anime dub

>>717264794
Because /v/ is shit

>>717253196
Made me remember Electric Retard

>>717262130
you can buy her snowsuit outfit

>>717262541
>you’re just against the existence of trans people

>>717255451
>>717255871
Fun to laugh at, horrible to see.
Fuck

lol

>>717264794
Need for (yous) has ruined all possible good discussions on this website. Everything has to be bait or wrapped in 5 layers of prepostirony to elixir responses.

>>717256169
Why is he naked

>>717259940
This made me cringe but I only stopped reading after that awful Dragon Age comic about the non-buyary companion. Thanks for the good times Katie, you used to be cool but your dad warped your mind.

>>717265983
Remember when the zoomers had a shitfit over this comic being included in a mod?

>>717210890 (OP)
Remove panel 3 and include its text in panel 4's bubble.

>>717266908

>>717268164
Why aren't you?

>>717265926
He gets USAID money by keeping his country in a state of misery

>>717256730
A lot has changed since this was made. Actually, when would /v/ have defined Reggie and Sakurai as "evil"? and who even is that in C.G.?

>>717210890 (OP)
hhehe

>>717216943
Remove the last bubble.

>>717211292

>>717211292
First panel looks like he's stabbing a miniature cyclops through the eye

>>717262108
china but she will bleed you dry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmJpxVaS7HY

>>717264794
The people that make game is good threads never have anything to say because they're too busy being spiteful little passive aggressive gremlins and seething over other threads instead of putting in the effort of making something interesting. They all devolve into bitching and circlejerking about people not giving a shit and how they(joined april, [current_year-1]; 1000000 messages) are the only thing keeping the site together and how it's all someone else's fault for not wanting to engage with obvious newfags.

>>717211292

>>717270361
Reminds me of an old Chef Boyardee commercial.

>>717267170
Depends how big you already are. I'd love to double mine to 8 inches.

>>717270368
>tfw no centaur gf

>>717213512
Nolan can't write for shit

>>717270508
Oh here we go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFMithkLIbo

>>717270368
That still doesn't make sense

>>717270484
AI will kill both of them

>>717270803
I'm almost 28, been a shut in nerd for most my life, and now I have the urge to get out and drink and party like a normie. Seems like as people age they do the inverse.

>>717270821
AI will eat itself.

>>717266460
Heh I remember my first gf's dad (we were 14 at that time) using the "You hurt her, I hurt you" line.

>>717213916
>Modern philosophy
I rather read Diogenes over anything past 16th century.

>>717270484
Remove the "jesus christ" text in the bottom panel.

Holy hell gaymer humor is gay and cringy af

>>717270484
>florpo is a cute, if uninspired, OC produced from her imagination
>hailboiled egg chan is a tracer
Yeah I'll gladly accept you paying me 2 shawarmas and a sprite for my comission, hardboiled egg chan.

>>717270361

>>717264121
no it's not. If it was it would be at least a 1/2 card too. Heartfire Hero sounds pretty cool and looks cool and its description is too complex to fit the joke.
Psychic Frog would be slightly more fitting. I don't think it's a direct reference, just a hommage to everything goofy looking and unsuspecting like Gush, Fork, Phelia, Rofellos, Ali

>>717271389
>national hero that has single-handedly saved the kingdom multiple times
>not drowning in pussy
Mario would not be able to go out in public without someone trying to fuck him.

>>717270821
>ANY DAY NOW!

Meanwhile "AI art" still looks like soulless, averaged mashup.

>>717241291
lmao just goes to show the anons who use the breakfast line as the instant win button are retards who cant pick up a joke

>>717270905
the sort of le social activities you see le couples engaging in on tv if a psy op
only women fall that shit and think it's le fun instead of mind numbingly boring, fake and gay
if youre going to be le spending time with friends or neighbours etc at least do something like play a game
sitting and talking about nothing interesting is a waste of time and energy

>>717270905
It was the same for me. I made it to the front door of the bar before doing a 540°.

>>717270231
this sort of thing goes as far back as ancient china where men would keep mistresses and pay them tons to keep the women to be exclusive to the men
obviously it was only rich men who could do such a thing
nowadays with the internet and swathes of retards giving money to women who they cant even touch it took like 15 years or more for said retards to figure out that paying internet women is a losing game - you get nothing out of the deal if you le support a e-celeb

>>717267170
>clearly asian artist
do you have to ask?

>>717271649
He's italian, the only one fucking him is taxes.

>>717271713
>the car will NEVER take off!

>>717271704
always the same joke.
How come nobody made it so one tries to hypnotize you, is related by blood or they ignore your consent over monitoring your transaction or something.

>>717266460
looks like SOMEBODY is trying to save his daughter for himself
why else would he be so protective of her and trying to prevent her from experiencing life

>>717272901
We had to rip up half the world and install asphalt heat sinks everywhere so we can slowly boil our atmosphere but ok.

>>717265761
classic

>>717255937
*ding*

>>717270026

>>717273149
>We had to
no we didn't
we wanted to

>>717251179
Got a chuckle out of me.

>>717273149
>>717273483
this, 80km/hr is fine on packed dirt

>>717272901
It's not the same. Car vs horse was about replacing slower and more problematic biological machine with more efficient mechanical solution. AI "art" is about producing crap averaged by algorithm vs using actual human imagination. Trying to take away human need and ability to think for themselves.

Besides, "program" behind your typical artist or poet is a product of their entire culture, their civilization - which in turn was produced by civilization and culture before them and so on and so on, until first proto-human had first thought beyond bare survival. AI-niggers don't understand art at all.

>>717273149
>rip up half the world
Yrah look at all that black
faggot hippie

>>717210890 (OP)

>>717270821
they're not ready to hear that yet

>>717256169

>>717274385
Finally, something me and my dad can both laugh at.

>>717270905
That or its a midlife crisis, you just hit it a bit earlier. Typically happens faster the more said person is a shutin antisocial worker bee.

>>717250381
I zozzled

>>717274759
You wouldn't dare

>>717273776
>you dont understand all art is a unbroken chain of inspiration leading to the modern times from the classics giving us wonders such as
>>717274759

>>717212934
based comic chat

>>717274759
Do it.

>>717274759
mods

>>717264826
But can't you only have 1 of a given artefact?
So at best you could use cards that required 1 non-black color, correct?

>>717250698
get his ass

>>717272901

>>717256000
you should put the whole comic in the thought bubble

>>717253196
classic

>>717275905
>>717256000
and make him a Jian Shang Di

>>717274273
...is that the fucking mercator projection
in 20 fucking 25

>>717256000

>>717245545
how dare you post a picture of my gaming sesh

>>717276227
whats the problem sis

>>717256169
That's cute if you ignore "gets fucked by a nigger" part

>>717276773
the black shit is an edit but it is NTR

>>717276912
Oh. Still kinda sad either way.

>>717276753
we have way better projections
since like 50 years ago

>>717256419
i remember when i thought this was funny

>>717276981
>countries don't even connect
>better
Noone uses Mercator for anything that requires any precision.

>>717223539
Anyone have the CAD GTA strip where the final panel is the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man?

>>717276981
for me, it's azimuthal equidistant

>>717257814
Euthanasia should be legal everywhere.

>>717277184
>missing the point of that figure THIS HARD
jeez louise

>>717277064
it still is

>>717277312
wtf earth is flat????

>>717213916
Give her the dick

>>717277318
guess its time for me to remind people that you can just swallow your tongue. any time, anywhere. just swallow your tongue. its horrific and awful, youll suffocate painfully over the course of a few minutes and die miserably. but no one can stop you. nothing can stop you. tied up in a insane asylum straight jacket and got no way out? swallow your tongue.

go on, try it it. just relax a bit, and feel how it feels how far back can you get that tongue before your bodies natural anti-suicide tendencies kick in. thats all it takes. just a quick gulp, and your dead in 3 minutes. there is always a way out.

>>717277383
yeah. just a different perspective on the same thing.

>>717277352
I didn't. I knew already that mercator sucks in accurately depicting actual area, but claiming other projections are better for what the best kind of map is for a normal person (a flat map) is ridiculous.

>>717277694
Mercator projection needs only my strongest potions

>>717277694
>Hello Map Seller

>>717277627
this is literally impossible. Sure you can obstruct the airway if you faint, but you can't swallow your tongue. The frenulum prevents it.

>>717276981
God damn I always imagined those huge as fuck (looking) islands north of Canada being huge unhabited tundra continents on their own right, not just tiny specs of land.

>>717277934
you seem pretty confident. maybe you can prove me wrong

>>717277627
Thats retarded. If you want to do some angsty silliness at least go eith biting your own tongue off.

>>717277934
Yeah someone who wan't to kill themselves wouldn't cut a tiny piece of skin like the frenulum to do it.

>>717278067
hey man i didnt say it was the best option, i said it was AN option.

>>717213457
>ancient memory stirred

>>717278118
i dont know why he brought up that liitte skin tag on the tip of ya dick in the middle of a suffucate and die horribly discussion, but he did.

but since he did, anyone have anything about that. mine fused because of pmr when i was presumably a newborn and they didnt know how your supposed to clean a newborns dick, so they just tore that shit apart and let it fuse and then waited like 12 years to ask me if i was okay with it. that was fun.

completely unreleated public service annoucement. if you dont get your children circumsized, guess what, the tip of your babies dick is sensitive. dont retract it. its like a babies skull, how its two parts until a certain age and you shouldnt put pressure or put hats on them until they are a certain age. this applies to cocks. yes. if you DO want to inflict the worst possible nightmare on your child, then do so. you fuck.

>>717278057
Sure open your mouth and touch the tissue that keeps your tongue glued down you dumb fucking retard. Its in your own fucking mouth you dumbass.

>>717276981
OK saar thank you for pertinent input

>>717275347
Are you trying to imply this isn't a timeless classic

>>717278438
you're welcome family.

>>717278414
yep. that little line of flesh under your tongue. im sure thatll keep you from swallowing your tongue. its safe! secure! im completely lying!

you could assuredly prove me wrong right now. at zero risk, apparently. just....try it out. no biggie.

>>717277064
I miss when traps and genderbender shit were things to laugh at, not something people aspired to be or contaminated by the genuinely mentally ill like trannies

>>717264000
Get fucked cunt.

>>717278580
I just did prove you wrong. How about you prove you can swallow your own tongue and post a vid.

>>717278798
yeah i get ya. im real sick of the sissy/femboy shit where they seem to be designed to hoover cock their entire life. hate that shit. a good and proper femboy is a boy who wants to be masculine and tries as hard as they can to be masculine, but fails. when presented with a huge dick right in their face, they should shy away and been disgusted. i fucking HATE that shit where straight male puts on a skirt and suddenly wants to ride literal miles of cock. fuck that shit.

>>717255657
>First like 5 years of chan browsing are completely undocumented because of several close calls with the folder being found and deleting it on the family PC

>>717223539
heh.

im gay

>>717279020
kek. i believe you. totally. you did swallow your tongue and survive. everyone else should try this, this anon on an lithuanian underwater basket weaving forum said its safe. so its safe! everyone try out the new tiktok trend! like the cinnamon challenge or the milk challange! haha!

it is anatomically impossible, fellas! there is ZERO risk to swallowing your own tongue. ZERO. try it today. now! thank god for the internet!

>>717279117
all my old stuff was lost when HD went corrupt.
I never recovered

>>717279246
get in line buddy.

>>717263432
This could be interpreted in 2 ways.

> They're bonding on liking the bowcaster, despite for different reasons (she liked that she has red hair like her, he finds her attractive)
>He's a pedro

>>717246808
kek

>>717255504
i never noticed before but he shoots fire from his dick

>>717246980
the post got deleted so i dont know what your responding to, but yeah. i have a bunch of cousins who are literal titty monsters and they all got breast reduction surgery and tell me its the best decision they ever made in their lives. one of them said its nice to be able to wear branded printed t-shirts and not ruin the logo on the front in like 4 days. i had never thought about that. i like my branded t-shirt logos and it takes like 3 years before they crumble apart, and apparently, if your a titty monster that shit crumbles in a week

>>717279262
>no proof
I accept your concession

>>717251948
haha… i sure wish my friend doesn’t wish for a hot girlfriend. that’d be so bad for me haha…

>>717265885
You mean the third one you dumb fuck?
>>717265926
What makes you think Bowser is playing along?
That's what the (((Mario Bros))) want you to assume

>>717253949
Unironically what the fuck as his problem?

>>717256108
so... he was beaten for 50 years then finally tweeted about it?

>>717279681
your right. i swallowed my own tongue and nothing happened. damn. definitely dont try this yourself.

heres a video explaining how you cant do it
https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/medical-history/no-you-cant-swallow-your-tongue
its very safe. very, very safe. youve convinced me. weirdly, i dont think youll believe me if i told you i changed my mind on this particular subject.

>>717265983
Fuuuck I didn't see this one in ages. Didn't know the "Mario is a nigger" comes from here.
I only remember being bothered (still am) by /jp/-chan not an accurate characterization of the board at all

>>717227810
DK Bananza

>>717255382
>posting the edit
ngmi

>>717280001
If you actually spent effort trying to google shit thats worthwhile, I dont understand why you decided the internet was a better source than your own senses but if youre willing to accept new info thats a good thing.

>>717280242
and people bitch about hawaiians not getting enough representation. what a clean look, i cant see any meth in this picture.

>>717280298
i mean, i was clearly being as antagonistic as possible and trying to convince random people online to try something that would presumably result in their death. "learning new information" was obviously quite low on the "to do list". what were you expecting.

>>717256108
Bullshit. I still think about the time this fucking faggot kid shoved my head against the glass in a window I was peeking in through and the time I was eating a lollipop and he asked me to lend it to him for a couple seconds then he intentionally dropped it on the ground. I bet he’s a well adjusted man with a loving family and a good job meanwhile I’m still here seething in rage thinking about middle school

>>717280242
all your moves shall be shown

>>717280486
>I still think about the time this fucking faggot kid shoved my head against the glass in a window I was peeking in through and the time I was eating a lollipop and he asked me to lend it to him for a couple seconds then he intentionally dropped it on the ground
you gave him the lollipop? after that? voluntarily?

>>717280741
>>717280486
lending a lollipop. lending it. like, what, your were like, "yeah bro suck this shit, ill give you a few licks, just give it back after your done".

what the fuck

>>717262541
>Can't even draw itself without the fucking insane eyes

>>717266460
>Whatever you do to her, I'll do to you
Presumably that works in reverse as well, whatever I do to you, I can do to her
>Rape her dad in the shitter to assert dominance

>>717281020
couldn't it be a bedroom instead of a lavatory.

>>717212934
do i have to lurk more because I dont get it