How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>714465732 (OP)
Malding Yellow fever geg

>>714465732 (OP)
I don't, I just wait for him to crash his car at 90mph while he's checking his phone and get castrated by katisha's buckteeth

>>714465912
that... isn't an insult

>>714465732 (OP)
very stoike

Bragging about how rich you are and all the nice things you have on the internet is just about the most pathetic thing anyone could do, so why would you even be worried about sounding mad? You could literally just him with a
>lol cope

>>714465732 (OP)
>100k in a bank account
>japanese wife
well at least she isn't with him for his money lmaoo

>>714466075
yea but he's rich

>>714465732 (OP)
Nobody reads wall of texts. Summarize it in 20 words.

>>714465732 (OP)
ricepussy is a death sentence for your bloodline. imagine marrying some 5'2'' jap midget and cursing all your future children to be manlets with barcode scanner eyes

>>714465732 (OP)
What kind of a fucking dipshit has 100k in their bank account and not in their portfolio? For what purpose?

>>714466075
it's actually the perfect powerplay. stfu

>>714465732 (OP)
100k is not that much desu

>>714466254
Your portfolio isn't real. Its becomes real once you cash it out. Until then its at the mercy of markets. You could go to sleep, wake up the next day and your portfolio could be worthless. The 100k in his account wont suddenly disappear like your portfolio can. Treat your portfolio as a gamble, only as much as you stand to lose and not as all your eggs in one basket. That's why he has 100k in an account

>that... isn't an insult

>>714466641
Anon, investing isn't day trading. If your portfolio in blue chips and mutual funds zeros out overnight your bank account isn't going to be doing any better and FDIC won't save you.
The only true currency is arable land and the means to harvest and defend it. You can't live off digital numbers on a bank website, linen slips, or shiny rocks.

>>714465732 (OP)
Kek, he is so bad he started hallucinating

>>714466893
Why isn’t she turned away and looking away in reality like the usual meme?

>>714466641
if my portfolio drops to $0, I doubt banks will even still be functioning

>>714466075
>>714466176
>how rich you are
>100k in bank account
lmao

>>714466254

>>714465732 (OP)
man I have 100k in my bank account too
that's like 1/1000000000000 the cost of a house these days

>>714466641
That's cool and all, but I think once you're old enough to have experienced inflation in practice, you realize how retarded your sentiment is right now

>>714466641
>Your portfolio isn't real
In the age of fractional banking neither is your bank account. If the economy crashed in the way you described the resulting bank run would pretty much destroy all banks and you would be lucky to see maybe a small part of your money.

>>714465732 (OP)
tldr

>>714465732 (OP)
aurelius dropping genuine roman graffiti

>>714468364
I get where you're coming from, but you need to keep with the times.
We're actually past the age of fractional reserve banking. Banks don't need a fractional reserve to function.

>>714466254
maybe he has a million in stocks? I have half a million in stocks and keep 50k in bank.

>>714465732 (OP)
You don't really need to respond, the other guy is already mad beyond belief.
If the name of the game is whoever gets mad loses, the other guy already lost

>>714469726
That's half my point. Nobody (intelligent) with actual money flexes with their bank account. It's usually a side note, and 100k isn't especially rich.