>"Oh- hehe, hi Mr. Cocks, I heard you were planning some My Little Pony event that celebrates every generation and you will call it the Ponyverse."
>"Aaaaaaand... me and my friends, well, erm, hehe, we came by to ask if maybe our invitations got lost in the mail? Like, that would be crazy if that happened, right? Yeah, I know."
*PUNCH*
>"OWWW! *sobs* Wh-wh-what? What was that for? I-I'm sorry if I maybe came accross-"
*PUNCH*
>"I'M SOORRY! I'M SOORRYYY! PLEASE STOP MR. COCKS!!" *breaks down and cries*