Fucking stalled at the lights just as the engine caught up to the clutch so like 10mph.
Restarted it, flustered and accidentally semi-launched it, chirping the rear and lifting the front.
Christ I was so embarrassed, I haven't stalled a bike in YEARS, not even in goddamn trail rides.
I couldn't stop and talk to everyone to tell them 'No! This never happens, I'm not a noob! Please, look into this lens!".