>>214334736
didnt it take the crew in alien earth like 80ish years to collect the first batch of eggs? why even bother sending another human crew when in alien earth the big 4 corpos essentially control entire countries and could theoretically just bring that shit in with no issues. just send in a full synth crew. why the fuck do they keep sending extremely expensive fragile hardware and people to collect these things? wtf is wrong with them

>>214056825
No, because in the Aliens universe every Human is either
>a corporate slave who only wants to keep their head down
>a dumbshit marine who was too stupid for the above job, so had to sign up with an impotent rump state government military career instead
>a scientist who actively works towards humanity's extinction in one way or another
>a corporate moron who wouldn't know how to find profit from the confines of a paper bag
You know how some people say "Starship Troopers is satirical"? Alien is satirical. Not in the "Xenomorphs are the good guys" way, but in a "Humanity doesn't deserve to survive" way. Like those campers in a Friday the Thirteenth movie that have sex while skinny dipping.

>>938783763
The kids clearly weren't happy with the Bonus Situation