My demands /jew/pol
I demand that you let me become spiritually Jewish, and thus Jewish. I know you won't get me a cushy job, or send me anonymous money, or even let me laugh in the presence of your synagogues (Nor would I want to) but I wish to convert a Judaism that allows me to shed the shackles of morality. I want to reserve the right, as a free Jew, to be antisemitic, to use or disuse pilpul as I like. I demand this because I suspect it is true. I even have a Jew in my records on the internet. It would all make much more sense. The gotcha is that being a Jew won't save you from oblivion at the hands of more important, true, and real Jews. What if I accept. What if it is but a salve to my soul to be spiritually Jewish, and thus Jewish, just as announced. I bid you good day. SELAH.