Anyone working on some real schizo shit? Like trying to bring your thronglets to sentience so they can absorb us into the hivemind? I've been wanting to go off the deep end with lisp or ocaml or something

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She was a huge deal in 2011 too but yeah her money has a life of its own now

F# fags don't understand this. F# doesn't even have:

let foo = await func a b


Anything async needs to be wrapped in "computation blocks" which eliminate a lot of the elegance of ML:

let bar =
async {
let! foo = otherAsync a b /* Need to use ! syntax */
return somefunc foo /* Have to say "return" like a fucking neanderthal */
}


since async code makes up like 75% of functions in modern programs, most of your F# code ends up looking like wet shit