>”SEA LEVELS WILL RISE AND DESTROY THE COASTS!!1”
>sea levels don’t rise
>”T-THE OCEAN IS SINKING!”
Politics is fake and gay and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

Watch the Zapruder 8mm JFK reel. It’s 30secs, no excuses:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBJFT-OyDEc

What the fuck is Jackie doing?

Now watch it again @ 0.25x, you can see something flies off behind John, Jackie (“Jackie”) tries to catch it, the SS behind the car attempts to grab it but the car starts accelerating and he can’t keep up, then “Jackie” SCRAMBLES onto the trunk of the ACCELERATING VEHICLE to get it, then sits back down.

What. The. Fuck.

“Jackie” was retrieving something, not fleeing, she’s focused on the same object the SS agent was trying to grab. What was she picking up? Something that might give away the game perhaps? A squib? Part of the ‘exploding head’ prosthetic?

Fake and gay. All of it. For decades, probably centuries

Politics is fake and gay.

Watch the Zapruder 8mm JFK reel. It’s 30secs, no excuses:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBJFT-OyDEc

What the fuck is Jackie doing?

Now watch it again @ 0.25x, you can see something flies off behind John, Jackie (“Jackie”) tries to catch it, the SS behind the car attempts to grab it but the car starts accelerating and he can’t keep up, then “Jackie” SCRAMBLES onto the trunk of the ACCELERATING VEHICLE to grab it, then sits back down.

What. The. Fuck.

“Jackie” was retrieving something, not fleeing, she’s focused on the same object the SS agent was trying to grab. What was she picking up? Something that might give away the game perhaps? A squib? Part of the ‘exploding head’ prosthetic?

Fake and gay. All of it. For decades, probably centuries

“Politics is fake and gay theater”

Watch the Zapruder 8mm JFK reel. It’s 30secs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBJFT-OyDEc [Open]

What the fuck is Jackie doing?

Now watch it again @ 0.25x, you can see something flies off behind John, Jackie (“Jackie”) tries to catch it, the SS behind the car attempts to grab it but the car starts accelerating and he can’t keep up, then “Jackie” SCRAMBLES onto the trunk of the ACCELERATING VEHICLE to grab it, then sits back down.

What. The. Fuck.

“Jackie” was grabbing for something, not fleeing, she’s focused. What was she grabbing for? Something that might give away the game perhaps? A squib? Part of the ‘exploding head’ prosthetic?

Fake and gay. All of it. For decades, probably centuries.

Politics is fake and gay.

Watch the Zapruder 8mm JFK reel. It’s 30secs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBJFT-OyDEc [Open]

What the fuck is Jackie doing?

Now watch it again @ 0.25x, you can see something flies off behind John, Jackie (“Jackie”) tries to catch it, the SS behind the car attempts to grab it but the car starts accelerating and he can’t keep up, then “Jackie” SCRAMBLES onto the trunk of the ACCELERATING VEHICLE to grab it, then sits back down.

What. The. Fuck.

“Jackie” was grabbing for something, not fleeing, she’s focused. What was she grabbing for? Something that might give away the game perhaps? A squib? Part of the ‘exploding head’ prosthetic?

Fake and gay. All of it. For decades, probably centuries.

Also, look at the SIZE of “Jackie”, JackieO wasn’t a large woman, 110-120lbs, yet “she” is the same size as the secret service behind the car. Curiouser and curiouser