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>fumbled Taylo
>parents took his money
>gave the ick to Abi
>missed every hint Claire threw his way
>got friendzoned by Letty
>fumbled Creature
>alcoholic crybaby
>works at a dead end restaurant in the middle of nowhere
>wasted whatever money he had left and all of his vacation days flying halfway across the world
>got friendzoned by Letty
>again
>fumbled prime nipponese poon
>back to square one
But hey at least he ignored the horsefucker incest lover allegations long enough for everyone around him to forget, right?