>woke up early and cooked the wife and i eggs and ground beef with greek yogurt and berries on the side
>took the dog for his monthly bath at the pet grooming place
>re-caulked a bunch of baseboards and spackled over a hairline crack in the drywall
>mowed, trimmed, edged and blew the lawn
>now drinking a beer, shitposting and waiting for the wife to get home with our frozen pizzas
>we're going to watch Love Is Blind: UK on netflix
And they said life in the suburbs is boring!