I had my suspicions that the Guardian was an Indian from the moment I played his remembrance quest and was tasked with murdering that merchant for his Google Play giftcards. Afterward when he said "thank you, come again!" and started playing a sitar it was undeniable though.

>>511175138
I hope the ayyyy lmfao are watching this, see this shit, then land in the WH lawn and start asking for the list.

>>529831775
Whenever people puppydog me I'll just do the dumbest fucking movement possible to see how dedicated they are to following.

Vault over random walls multiple times for no reason. Run to a random bush and just stand there for 20 seconds. Roll in a circle for no reason at all. Climb 3 stories worth of tombstones just to immediately jump off the cliff again, twice.

Most of them actually do end up doing the same shit as well most of the time. Kek