>You yawn and stretch.
>The universal sign of beddy by time.
>Standing, popping your back, and letting out a loud, triumphant burp, you ascend the stairs.
"Can't wait to get to bed and- God damnit."
>"Heyyyyyy Tall boy! Ready for an AWESOME sleepover?"
"I never-"
>"Good! Oh, by the way, neither of us will be sleeping."
"FUCK! Get out of my house! Can I have ONE night without being bothered by you ponies!?"
>"Well Howdy sugarcube!"
>Applejack says, waltzing right into your room.
"Where the fuck did you come from!?"
>Applejack hops on your bed, curling up like a cat.
>"Uhhh, my farm?"
"Thats not what I meant! BOTH of you, get out!"
>"Well THATS not very nice!"
>Pinkie comes out of the bathroom, coupled by the sound of a toilet flush.
"Oh god, you didn't clog it /again/ did you?"
>Pinkie looks back in the bathroom, and then at you with a sheepish smile.
"You moth- GET OUT! NO PONIES ALLOWED!"
>"Ah??"
>Rarity scoffs, popping out of your closet with her sewing glasses on and one of your tuxes being altered to have ass-less chaps.
>"Really dear, must you be so rude?"
"YES! And stop fucking with my clothes! I went to Canterlot and had them made there for the SPECIFIC reason of this!"
>"I, uhm, like the changes..."
>Fluttershy whisper, as your underwear drawer opens, revealing her wrapped up in a pair of your boxers.
>"Anon, you really should be more open to your friends being at your house!"
>Twilight rounds the corner from the hall into the doorway, casually brushing her teeth.
"Oh for FUCK sake, why don't ALL you bitches show up and-"
>Your bedroom wall explodes and in enter Princess Celestia and Luna.
>"Hello, Anon!"
>They say, in unison.
"I WAS FUCKING KIDDING!"
>"I just love slumber parties!"
>Twilight says, jumping for joy as they all cheer.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"