Thread 42511433

>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

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previous thread: >>42459685

Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

Beware the long, lonely walks of winter nights.

>>42511445
>>42511550
thread already ruined. who wants to make another?

>You yawn and stretch.
>The universal sign of beddy by time.
>Standing, popping your back, and letting out a loud, triumphant burp, you ascend the stairs.
"Can't wait to get to bed and- God damnit."
>"Heyyyyyy Tall boy! Ready for an AWESOME sleepover?"
"I never-"
>"Good! Oh, by the way, neither of us will be sleeping."
"FUCK! Get out of my house! Can I have ONE night without being bothered by you ponies!?"
>"Well Howdy sugarcube!"
>Applejack says, waltzing right into your room.
"Where the fuck did you come from!?"
>Applejack hops on your bed, curling up like a cat.
>"Uhhh, my farm?"
"Thats not what I meant! BOTH of you, get out!"
>"Well THATS not very nice!"
>Pinkie comes out of the bathroom, coupled by the sound of a toilet flush.
"Oh god, you didn't clog it /again/ did you?"
>Pinkie looks back in the bathroom, and then at you with a sheepish smile.
"You moth- GET OUT! NO PONIES ALLOWED!"
>"Ah??"
>Rarity scoffs, popping out of your closet with her sewing glasses on and one of your tuxes being altered to have ass-less chaps.
>"Really dear, must you be so rude?"
"YES! And stop fucking with my clothes! I went to Canterlot and had them made there for the SPECIFIC reason of this!"
>"I, uhm, like the changes..."
>Fluttershy whisper, as your underwear drawer opens, revealing her wrapped up in a pair of your boxers.
>"Anon, you really should be more open to your friends being at your house!"
>Twilight rounds the corner from the hall into the doorway, casually brushing her teeth.
"Oh for FUCK sake, why don't ALL you bitches show up and-"
>Your bedroom wall explodes and in enter Princess Celestia and Luna.
>"Hello, Anon!"
>They say, in unison.
"I WAS FUCKING KIDDING!"
>"I just love slumber parties!"
>Twilight says, jumping for joy as they all cheer.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

>>42511687
At that point I'd just kill myself

>>42511687
All of them except Rarity can leave

>>42511687
So which one do you use as a pillow in this scenario? I'm laying my head on Applejack personally.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Well you know what time it is

>>42512004
I'm very curious to see how much posting you'd do when you roll a 1. Has that happened yet?

>>42512067
1-3 is a loss on her part and she can’t come in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>42512004
I cast magic missile

>>42512161
Unfortunately not high enough to beat her magic resistance

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42512312
Well in that case I'll crawl up in a defensive fetal position

>>42512412
Ah fuck me...

>>42512419
She heard you, Idiot.

>>42512419
DON'T SAY THAT IN THIS THREAD!
You will get raped!

>>42512434
Its too late for him, fool! Worry about your own hide!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>42512431
>>42512434
>>42512436
I CAN STILL TRY SAVE MYSELF USING MY SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS. I JUST NEED 16 OR HIGHER!

>>42512444
FUUUUUUCK

>>42512447
Nothing was left of Anon, after his failed roll... rumor has it, he still roams the barren outskirts of Equestria, saying; "I wasn't raped, I wasn't raped!" (He totally was.)

>>42512466
>"I wasn't raped Anon, it's not true! I wasn't raped!"

>>42512161
Magic Missile is an auto-hit.

>>42512668
Unless spell resistance is involved then it still has to roll to hit.

>>42509217
>Saunter out of the nerd store with your prize.
>Information is king, and you hit the mother load.
>Princess Floor Bored and her friends are going to be an interesting bunch to go up against.
>Granted, the real enemy is Shining Armor.
>Behind him are all the princesses.
>Never a moment of peace.
---
>Be Bottom Deck for a short bit.
>Anon just left your store with Fluttershy in tow.
>That mare might as well be his shadow with how closely she follows him.
>"Natural One, please mare the front for a bit."
>The young unicorn groans being told to do something.
>No sass young lady.
>Go into the back room where your rotary phone is.
>Grab a feather pin with your mouth and dial.
>"Hello?"
"Tile Floor. It's me. I met the target."
---
>Been a few days.
>Man it would be real unfortunate if you forgot an important detail.
>After all this hard work you don't think you did something stupid like trust a MILF.
>...
>Not sure when this is going down.
>Maybe fish out details from Floor without letting her know you know.
>Boot up a game, Floor is terminally online.
>"L-look who it is. Anon! Where've you been?"
"Sleep, Florb. You should try it sometime."
>"Don't need it. Overrated."
>Right, Neet Princess.
>"Floor! Floor! Hey Floor!"
>Oh great, the child.
>"Flurry, you don't have to yell."
>"Is Anon here? Oh yea, there you are. Perfect."
>Oh you don't like the sound of that.
"What now?"
>"Floor, got this neat little game. Anon and you should play it. It involves two-team platforming. The characters are chained together. Should take a lot of time."
>For a moment, Floor Bored sounds confused by Flurry's suggestion.
>"Why would we. Oh. Has the thing? Right. Anon. As Princess I order you to play this fun game with me."
"That's bullshit. I don't answer to any princess. Much less to one that won't even look me in the eye."
>"Hey don't be mean. You're just super tall."
"Referring your inability to handle face to face chat."
>Floor mumbles under her breath.
>"Oh I'll show you face to face."
"What was that?"
>"Don't fight you two. This game will be fun."
>This sounds like they're trying to waste your time.
>Extraction?
>These ponies tend for the dramatic.
>Sneakily grab your emergency gear as you chat.
"Fine I'll play along."
>Can hear Flurry's hooves clop together in excitement.
>"Excellent. I mean, have fun you two. Hehehe."
>Giggling is a really poor way to hide one's intentions.
>Flurry is really bad at this.
>Not that you can really do much about it.
>"This game seems kind of unfinished."
"Jank. We call it a jank mess."
>"Not sure if we'll enjoy that."
"Sometimes jank can click with you. Never can tell."
>Pretty basic jump game.
>Just relies on good timing with your partner.
>You're not good partners.
>"Jump Anon, jump!"
"I did! How are you slower than your own call you fat hooved equine! Why aren't you using your magic to play?"
>"D-don't make fun of me for that! I'm an earth pony at heart. The horn is still weird."
"Learn you dork. Lazy earth pony."

>>42512846
He is setting himself up for the angriest rape session of all time

>>42512447
rip anon's pelvis

>>42513217
He had his chance, shouldn’t have failed his saving throw.

>>42512998
Anon was never all that bright.

>>42513217
Should have never played the game.

>>42511550
Not winter where I'm at.

>>42513558
Indeed

Now you fucked up

>>42515262
>"I am so tired..."
>"OF REJECTIONNNNNNNNN!"

>>42515354
Rejects Spike, proceeds to be rejected by everyone else throughout the entire show.

>>42515365
>"A-Anon likes me!"
>"Of course he does!"
>"How could he not!?"
>"I'm pretty, aren't I??"
>"Of course I am!"
>"I-I just need to show him how pretty I am!!"
>"WAH-HAH-HAHHH~!"

>>42515365
I love democracy

>>42515365
Guess she's not into shota.

>>42515505
It's the irony of the whole thing. He shot hit shot at someone who wasn't interested, and she proceeded to do the same thing many different characters.

>>42515386
I just read that with Rarity's voice in my head and holy shit I'd just drink some magic bleach to get away from her

>>42515781
You can't escape her

Shes knows we're on page 4...

>>42515734
Karma sure is a motherfucker, I guess.

>>42515803
>>42516071
>Invents pony chastity cages

>>42516071
I don’t know what that matters to her

>>42517321
Stick Spike on her. She won’t see it coming.

>>42515803
If you stand in a mud puddle she can’t get you

>>42512846
>There's a knock at the door.
>"Someone at the front door?"
"Naw, that was my bedroom door."
>...
>"Anon?"
>Floor sounds confused and concerned.
>Oh shit someone is in your house.
>Celestia breaks open your bedroom door.
>"It's time, Anon!"
"No Celestia no!"
>Magic grabs you by the legs and drags you from the computer.
>Claw at furniture fruitlessly.
>"Into the sack you go!"
>A rather annoyed looking guard opens up a burlap sack for the princess.
>Darkness claims you.
---
>Not that much different than the sack.
>This basement is real dim.
>Look around at your predicament.
>Some real nervous mares are sitting the wood table with you.
>"Oh buck, oh buck, he's awake. Hey! Hi there!"
>"Calm down and finish your character."
>"Where's the snacks?"
"Ok, I hear you. No need to shout. Who's basement are we in? Wait, don't answer that. This is Floor Bored's place."
>Getting a better look at this place, yeah you've been here before.
>"You've been here before? Wow, Floor's changed since becoming a 'princess'. Inviting colts over to her basement."
"She had a heart attack and died."
>That pauses all three of them in their tracks.
"She got better. Alicorn benefits."
>Don't get a response, still in shock.
>With a sigh you decide to breach the social circle.
"Alright nerds, I'm Anon. Who're you?"
>"I've never had a guy talk to me directly before. What do I say?"
"How about the question. We're going to be stuck here a while. So get use to my presence."
>The chunkier bucktooth mare next to her snickers at her awkward friend.
>"Heuk. Don't worry Anon. She's just a bit silly. I'm Dot Matrix."
"Hello there Dot Matrix. So you're the tech lover I was told about."
>Despite her bangs covering her eyes, they seemed to be glued to you.
>"That is some cool stuff that Floor's been hoggin'. Playing games with your friends and you don't have to come over!"
"The pony internet is still be developed, but yeah that's the idea. Princess Twilight Sparkle is hard at work on it."
>Well, it was developed so the princesses could pester you while still at work.
>The one quirky mare that was having trouble looking at you has calmed down a bit.
>"I'm Taku."
"I love mexican."
>She immediately recoils at that joke.
>"No! Not taco. Taku."
>Braces make her talk with a slight lisp.
>Kind of cute.
>Never let Fluttershy know.
>Speaking of.
"Anime aficionado right? Cosplay like Fluttershy?"
>"She's good, but not nearly as devoted as I am."
>Wait, why is anime a thing?
>Japan doesn't exist here.
>"I'm Golden Mops."
>Oh wow, you were wrong.
>This mare has way more lisp then brace's mare over there.
>Golden is flipping through the player's guide at the moment.
>"Aw filly. I don't usually do this. Not all the happy with my character."
>She's nose deep in that.
>Right this is supposed to be a role-playing get-together.
>Where is Shining and Floor?
"Just keep it simple. Big strong horse that uses a battleaxe. Every team can use one."
>"I dunno. Fillies, what were you all putting together?"

>>42517933
Oh this’ll be good

>>42517957
He's doomed. The only winning move with a malevolent GM is not to play, and it's too late for that

>>42511433 (OP)
Call me retarded but I just noticed last night in this picture that her mane perfectly covers part of her shirt so it says "Man rapist" in the second frame

>>42517321
AMBUSHED ME!

>>42518239
>>42518249
>TFW also just noticed this.

>>42518239
>>42518255
This is why you keep getting raped
Your iq is too low

>>42518264
Yo what the fuck

i am up to sunday shenans don't die

>>42518264
That mare probably can't even count. The hick.

>>42518847
>"Say that again."

>>42518905
Poke her belly! Its her weakness!

>>42518957
It didn't work.

>>42518990
Well that wasn't her belly.

>>42519221
I don’t think that would’ve saved him

8’s no place to be

>>42518957
At least she didn’t bite that time

>>42519821
Bad news, horses love to bite.

>>42520420
"Oh yeah, LIMEY?!"
>"YEAH!"
"Take THIS!"
>Boop.
>"Ah~??"
"Hah. Got'em"
>"Why you-!!"
>She tackles you down and promptly begins fucking you up.
"Owe-OWE! You're grey!"
>She hits you even harder, shattering your bones but not your spirit.
"Forever virgin!"
>"HGNRRRRR!!"
>She bites you.
"OWE! FUCK!"
>She bites again, again, and again...
"Stop it! I'll call animal services!"
>She bites even harder, breaking your hands.
>Your booping ability is no more.
>You've been soundly defeated.
"NOOOOOO!!"

>>42520463
Accurate

>>42519821
>>42520420
>>42520463

>>42520748
By gawd

>>42520748
The pain!

>>42520748
I don't have any milk you dumb horse

>>42520748
Nipple Remover

>>42521991
Your sister won't stop biting me. I don't think she wants it.

>>42522211
She probably means her other femcel sister

>>42522211
They're love bites

>>42522271
There’s not a loving cell in that mare. She’s all bitterness and spite.

>>42522234
That one feints before you walk in the same room.

>>42521991
And this one is just nuts.

>>42522528
>That one feints
You can't fool me! Ponies can't into swordplay.

>>42522798
I mean unicorns probably could

>>42522798
I can't think of a time we've seen a pony use a sword.

>>42520463
Wouldn’t animal services be Fluttershy?

>>42522798
>>42523241
Thanks for giving them yet another new idea to try, assholes. Next they'll probably upgrade to assault rifles and rocket launchers.

>>42524317
>"Eris wasn't able to find you."
>"But I was."

>>42524649
>yet ANOTHER opponent approaches
goddamn it is there no end?
fuck, this is going to throw off my schedule.

>>42523955
Sure.
Give them more ideas.
Well done.

>>42524349
Where the fuck did my post go

>>42524649
>Asks (You) a riddle
>Get the answer wrong
>Death by sun-snu

>>42524652
You love it

>>42524649
>https://youtu.be/pglzj7oK9t0
Obligatory.

>>42523955
They look really bad at it. I'm not worried.

9 is no place to be

>>42525458
Thank you for protecting us from Eris.

>>42517933
>Behold, a dramatic entrance.
>Before the players could start to harmonize a compatible party the basement door opens up.
>Cloaked in a dark hood, a unicorn slowly plods down the starts.
>Heavy clops echo in the room.
>Clearly, a dramatic moment.
"Shining Armor you cuck!"
>He stumbles down the last few steps and almost plows horn first into the wall.
>The mares around you gasp in horror at your blatant rudeness.
>Well, except, for Dot Matrix.
>She covers her mouth trying not to heave in laughter.
>Shining Armor clears his throat.
>"Well you know how to ruin a moment."
"Practically need to to avoid being raped by your wife and daughter."
>With a groan, Armor looks up the steps.
>"Princess Floor Bored. Come down."
>Not since the first time being at her place have you seen her.
>The other mares are learning towards the stairs to get a better view.
>Behold, the princess of neet.
>Crossing the threshold into the depths, Floor Bored goes down the steps.
>Yup, still looks the same.
>Messy, easy to overlook, and nervous.
>Disappointment from the others is palpable.
>"You look no different from last time! Are we being played?"
>"She really doesn't look like a princess."
>"Hi Floor!"
>At least that's what you think Goldie Mops said.
>Floor Bored slinks to a chair next to Taku.
>"Hey fillies."
>She looks at you.
>"A-anon."
"Better then last time."
>Puffs her cheeks out at you.
>Don't pay attention to him. Princess! Really?"
>Dot is eager.
>Floor nods.
>"Well come on. Horn? Wings? Take off the hoodie."
>Neet Princess rubs her forelegs and looks aside.
>"They're not that impressive."
>Brushing her wild mane aside, a small horn peaks out beneath bush.
>"I haven't used magic. Don't really feel like trying."
"Would be nice given how clumsy earth ponies are at games."
>All of the mares give you a quick dirty look.
>The hoodie is taken off and folded on the chair.
>Wings are indeed on her side, very normal wings.
>Normal wings are not really an alicorn thing.
>Her friends are still impressed.
>Taku really wants to touch them.
>"Wow! Floor when did this happen? Last week?"
"Oh this will be funny."
>"Before Twilight became princess."
>The quiet pause fills the room as they all process what Floor just revealed.
>Yelling follows quickly.
>"What!?"
>"We've been with you this entire time you were an alicorn! How did none of us notice?"
>"There's been no physical alterations, and yet the feathers should have been a big notice."
>Huh, the wings should have been hard to not notice.
"Don't feathers molt?"
>Floor just shrugs at you.
>"I thought the feathers came from my Wonderbolt pillow."
>Wonderbolt?
>The confusion must have been obvious.
>"Wonderbolt merchandise. Really expensive. Full body pillows filled with the feathers of pegasi stallions on the team."
>Wait, you remember that pillow.
>Soarn' was imprinted on it.
>It was sticky.
>Moving on real quick.
>The mares are all babbling with each other with excitement.
>Cute, but recall why you're here.

>>42525652
This’ll be a good one

>>42525506
That’s a pretty good Mare-is.

>>42525652
Good update

>>42524721
A little small for a sphinx

>>42524649
Don't go to pony Egypt. Problem solved.

>>42524717
Seems like janny sympathized more with the rapist ponies than with you
Roll at a disadvantage

>>42526996
Unfortunate

9 is a pretty bad spot this time around

>>42527905
so is 8

>>42525986
Shut up Eris.

>>42525652
>"Gentlemares, I must remind you all why you're here."
>Shining Armor sits at the head of the table, a GM screen covers most of him.
>"Your situation of no game is a cry for help, and I have come to deliver."
"So this isn't about rape?"
>"Well it's that too."
>Damn it.
>"Princess Floor needs a little help, so I've come up with this game to get her in the right situation."
>Please tell me these mares will object to this.
>"Oh, I've read about these antics in the newspaper. Real knee slappers."
>Damn it!
>"Popcorn for the event would be nice."
>Et tu, Dot.
>"Floor, are you sure this is something you want to do? He's notorious for not liking ponies. Turned down the most beautiful in all the land."
"Goldie, I'm not entirely sure what you just said, but Fluttershy ain't beautiful."
>She points to Shining Armor.
>"Princess Cadance, duh."
>Taco objects rather quickly.
>"Princess Luna is the most beautiful. Also she has good taste in anime."
>If she knew how many times Luna has tried to alter your dream sequences to relive those scenarios.
>Dot Matrix takes a forelegs around Floor Bored.
>"Clearly ya'll have already forgotten Princess Floor Bored is now the most beautiful princess in all of Equestria."
>Her laughter makes Floor facehoof, blushing red as a cherry.
>"Shining, please tell us what level our characters are before I run away."
>He rises to full height, horn glowing with evil intent.
>"Now, now. I'm the Game-master. Refer to me as such, or face the consequences. Also, level 5."
>All the mares immediately start writing down stats and features on their character sheets.
>Serious business.
>Armor smiles cruelly at you.
>"Now for your situation Anon. I'm going to lend you a helping hoof."
"Diamond Dog. Honesty Role. Backgrounds are Vigilant and Archer. Taking the Hang-up in Archer."
>Armor is taken aback.
>Floor's eyes widen with worry as she looks back at Armor.
>Shining refocuses and glares.
>"I don't know how you found out, but you're clearly prepared."
"Yup."
>Dot looks up from her character sheet for a moment.
>"Interesting choices. Diamond Dog isn't a popular option, Honesty less so. At least somepony chose it. Didn't have to wait an hour to get a newbie up to date."
>Armor shakes his head.
>"Sorry. Not what you're playing."
>A sheet of paper floats in a magical aura and lands in front of you.
>Picking it up you read it carefully.
"Human? That ain't in the playbook."
>"Just for you, I've made you."
"Geez, what an ego. Human. Role, Generosity. Background, Crowdpleaser and Chatty."
>This sucks.
>Taco smacks her lips as you share your new character sheet.
>"Kind of a buff slut. What's the human get?"
"1 point of freaking health, extra square of reach, increase a stat, choose an extra smart base skill, and 30 movement speed. Shining this thing sucks balls. What's wrong with my character? Sir Boneyard is a legit build. Unlike this joke."
>Floor mumbles loudly.
>"It isn't that bad. Just a support build."

i am up to wednesday shenans, don't die

>>42528952
I’ll try but I’m waging

Candyass, can you please tell Luna to stop editing my dreams? I'm not going to fuck her there so tell her to stop making them her weird sexual fantasy

>>42528910
Yeah, no.
Fuck all the way off with that bullshit character build, Shining.

>>42529388
He’s here to do a job

>Pg8
Say hi to your new opponent!

>>42530510
She ain’t even real.

Get the fuck off 9

>>42528910
Bump

>>42530510
goddamnit

>>42530033
Yeah, yeah, he's pimping us out to NEET mares.

>>42531943
To be fair to Shining though, it was almost certainly his wife's idea.

>>42530510
Joke's on you, Flaming Solarbutt.
My dick is coated in asbestos.

>>42532163
I think that’s worse for you than her

>>42528910
"This game hasn't even started and already this choo-choo train is in full motion. Starting with one point of health. Armor, no other races starts with one point."
>Shining takes out bags of dice.
>"It seemed suitable. You get extra range."
"Wow. In a world of lasers and boulder throwing, that extra range sure is nice. On a non-melee build."
>"Like I said, suitable."
>Ass.
>Taku speaks up quickly.
>"Actually changelings also start with one point, but they're in a rather controversial supplement."
>Huh, that's kind of interesting.
>There's a sound of the basement door opening once more.
>"Hello! How's my brave warriors doing tonight?"
>Floor blushes as she sinks into her chain.
>Clopping down the stairs you see an mare carrying snacks.
>The other mares greet her without looking up from their character sheets.
>"Hey Mrs. Tile."
>Right, the mom.
>She's the one that got excited about this game over the mic.
>"I brought snacks and juice. I'm so happy to see you all again. Shining! It's been too long, how have you been?"
>He looks at her and tilts his head.
>That's the look of trying to remember a blank face.
>"Sorry. I'm having trouble remembering your name. Did we meet back at Canterlot Castle?"
>The smile on Floor Tile thins.
>Still there, but it is thinner.
>"Oh you kidder. We went to high school together. Remember? Me. Punch Card, Home Sick, and Noodle. Yeah?"
>He pauses a moment and shakes his head.
>"Nope. Sorry."
>Floor Tile is still smiling, but that isn't one that belongs on a happy pony.
>Eyes shut, tail stiff, grin lacks the creases on the cheek.
>"That's fine. Here you go. Drink up, you'll need it for all the talking you'll be doing as GM."
>"Er, thanks. Good point. Hey sorry. Just been a while since high school."
>Tile goes to each mare and gives them a pick me up.
>As she reaches you she bumps into you 'accidentally'.
>"Oops, sorry about that. Clumsy me. Anyway, call me when you need something heroes. I'll be checking in."
>She dropped a napkin in your lap.
>Watch as she bounces up the stairs, and gives you a wink.
>Oh boy, you're about to a tool for a MILF.
>Check the napkin discreetly.
>'Switched dice. They're loaded, roll carefully.'
>Instructions?
>Oh, there's a way to roll high depending on how I throw it.
>Hide the napkin.
>Dot puts down her character.
>"Earth Pony, you know, 'cause they're the best."
>They're busted.
>"Background; Bard and Futurist. Role, Laughter.
>Taku starts hers.
>"I got pegasus, background; Rogue and Tricky, role is Kindness."
>Goldie Mop starts to explain hers, you think.
>"Earth Pony, Fighter. Also got Fighter, Heavy Hitter, and Powerhouse. Laughter role.
"Three backgrounds? Bit of a gamble there."
>She smiles mischievously.
>"All the power. Who cares if I have more downsides."
>Floor Bored is given a sheet by Shining Armor.
>Her eyes bug out.
"Let me guess, you're an alicorn."
>Floor nodes.
>Dot Matrix slams a hoof down.
>"Alicorns are supposed to be a reward for reaching level 20."

>>42511433 (OP)
finish pants pls

off seven, im going to sleep

>>42533297
Things slowed down for a bit, but I guess it couldn’t last forever.

3 inches

>>42533734
Tiny horn.

>>42534155
rapid-casting, low focus requirements, low accuracy, high risk of overheat for more than 1 spell per second. And barely any burden on the top vertebrae

>>42532750
So was Floor Tile warning him about loaded dice or did she just slip him a set of loaded dice?
I’ll bet she waxes…

>>42534262
She swapped out the dice, and gave anon instructions on how to get them to roll high. Must be some Earth pony magic bullshit, because non-magical IRL loaded dice just roll high or low.

>>42534380
This Anon is correct. MILF did a slight of hoof on Shining. It won’t come up, but his dice are cursed to give average rolls with occasional lows. Currently at Mare Fair 3 so probably won’t be able to write.

>>42534228
And no game.

>>42535553
You're right, I do have a thing for teachers.
Which is why I'm asking this one out.

>>42535553
Oh yeah sure, just sit there, please.
>Run
>Running.
>Running...
>Many miles later.
Finally.
>Pic rel

>>42535553
>>42535631
>>42535879
>https://youtu.be/6M4_Ommfvv0

>>42511687
>"Oh god, you didn't clog it /again/ did you?"
GIGAkek

Page 6, huh.
A new challenger appears.

Page 6 seems to have an infestation of some sort.

>>42537328
This fuckin bug….gotta wait to page 10…..damn insects…gotta be spoilered, fuckin bullshit

>>42537049
Not interested in getting my head eaten.

>>42537489
>https://tantabuscdn.net/img/view/2025/9/6/58619__safe_generator-colon-prefect+pony+v5+xl_prompter-colon-star+streaker_princess+flurry+heart_alicorn_pony_g4_cloud_cute_female_flying_horn_looking+at+you.png
Have you ever wondered why no one wastes AI resources on Eris?
Oh, too bad.

>>42537946
>"What if I just nibble on your other head?"

>>42538290
Putting on a chastity cage right fucking now

>>42538290
God yes! If I get to fug the bug and piss off Candy then yes!!

>>42538445
Too late, Candy! Feels too good!

>>42538451
Die chigger

>>42538465
I'm afraid... you're too late, Anon.

>>42538560
I know a guy who can take care of this little problem
All 50 of them actually

>>42538560
You’re playing a dangerous game

>>42538560
That’s a bug that had a good time

>>42539290
TOO good a time. Now she forever associates (You) with giving her drones. Of course it helps that it pisses off Candy, the one whos been trying and failing, at getting you to marry a mare.

>>42538560
What's the appeal of hyperpreg? It looks stupid

>>42540056
Different strokes for different folks

>"You must be Anon."
>"I'm here to escort you back to page 1 without getting raped."

>>42540568
Solid snek...

>>42540590
Ermmmmm ackshually that's Naked Snake

>>42540608
That's the MG1 Snake.

>>42540815
Nope. Solid Snake doesn't have an eyepatch, he doesn't smoke cigars, have a beard or wear jungle camo
It's Naked Snake from mgs3

>>42532750
>Kind of funny watching a rather chubby pony shake her hoof angerly at the pony who looks like he lives in a gym barracks.
>Thick mare don't care Shining is a chiseled beast of a stallion.
>For his part, he doesn't seemed phased.
>"So?"
>"How is that fair?"
>"It isn't. News flash Dot Matrix, this system was never balanced. We play the game regardless."
>With a grunting growl, Dot Matrix sits back down.
>Taku clears her throat.
>"So Floor, what else do you have?"
>Floor looks up from her sheet, slightly frowning.
>"More home-brewed stuff. Alicorn origin, Magic Role, and background with Princess and Magician."
>Taku nods, understanding someone was being GM favored.
>"So what does an alicorn get? Main character stuff right?"
>Nodding answers her question.
>Goldie Mop looks between Shining Armor and you.
>She's probably realizing how this is going to play out.
>Floorb is going to be the star of the show, you are the prize to abuse, and they're there to be side piece bit players.
>Not the best way to get the gang back together.
"Are we ready then?"
>Shining Armor straightness out the GM board.
>"You all have been tasked to enter the evil wizard's tower to retrieve the orb."
"For the greater good?"
>"The greater good."
>All the mares answers automatically.
>Armor's eye twitches.
>Aw, poor baby.
>Try to not get too worked up over your super serious story.
>"If the wizard finishes his magical spell, he'll mind control the kingdom."
>Taku nods as she gets into character.
>"With swift nimbleness, I throw my epic cap over my shoulder. Keen eyes look for the best way into the wizards tower. My roguish skills are fresh to destroy traps."
>Shining Armor nods.
>"You do so as Anon wonders carelessly behind you."
>Goldie quickly calls out.
>"Don't worry. With my immense strength I keep Anon from wondering far."
>Gamemaster rolls something.
>Goldie clarifies.
>"Don't worry. I'll roll my strength. I'm like super strong after all."
>Shining sighs.
>"That's fine. Taku you do find a magical trap to the entrance. It requires a magical spell to break. Floor, you'll need to break it, but you'll need aid."
>He looks at you.
>"She'll need aid."
"Right. Buff stuff."
>"Hold on!"
>Dot Matrix brings up a hoof.
>"I use my bard ability to buff myself."
>Ok.
>"Then using my technology skill with the Futurist background I activate a device my character would had created before coming here."
>Excitedly, she brings out a grey brick of a handheld.
>"I'll call it the Dot Box. When I insert a card into it then it'll perform a skill for us. Just need to make the technology roll."
>Right, technology is more ok in pony rpgs than in human. It makes it more fantasy for them.
>"This thing can scan spells. What kind of spell is it?"
>Shining rolls his lips.
>"Roll for it."
>Excited, Dot rolls her D20, D12, D8, D6, D4, and D2.
>"Because this is a specialized skill I can make multiple rolls and up-roll thanks to my own buff to succeed."

>>42541007
>Check your character sheet real quick.
>Shining put technology as one of your skills.
>Probably thought it would be useless.
"I use my generosity ability to increase that skill to an auto-succeed."
>"You what!?"
"Right here dude, you put down technology as one of my skills. I can use it to give her my die. Which given how high it is already, is considered an auto-succeed."
>Dot Matrix sounds really excited.
>"Oh nice one dude!"

That went on longer than the word limit. Mare Fair 3 has been fun.

>>42541025
I hope you have a good time your story has been a real fun read

Excuse me, but why is this thing in the AiE thread trying to suck my dick?
>>42541177
Keep your rape shit in your own thread.

>>42541182
She’s just mad she got banished to page 10 appearances this thread.