>>516700429
>Be me.
>At college.
>Find wallet on ground. Has a $20 in it. Driver's license and student id too.
>Email the guy using our University's standard format.
>Wait a day, no response.
>Take the wallet to campus police. Still has $20 in it. (I'm white.)
>Fat cop at police station makes me wait 20 minutes so he can take a statement.
>Acts like I'm the suspect in a crime, like I murdered the guy or stole the wallet.
>Makes me repeat my story fucking 8 times.
>"Be me."
>"At college."
>"Find wallet on ground. Has a $20 in it. Driver's license and student id too."
>"Email the guy using our University's standard format."
>"Wait a day, no response."
>"Take the wallet to campus police. Still has $20 in it. (I'm white.)"
>Eventually the cop can't figure out out what to do.
>Tells me I'm free to go.
>Never hear anything about it ever again.
Man, fuck cops.