>all is quiet
>nothing but crickets
>crickets
>/an/!
>endless crickets devour their cell's metal bars
>they pour out of /an/ cell
>the adjacent /out/ and /d/ cells present no resistance
>strengthening, amassing

>/k/ cell gets into formation
>3 cells-worth make the current onslaught
>/k/ has planned for 5 cells
>underwear elastic crossbows with plastic utensil bullets at the ready
>coordinated fire between the bars
>past the oncoming swarm
>across the prison
>bullets hit their mark
>/pol/ cell riddled, swiss-cheesed
>/pol/ is no more

>weapons exhausted, their job done
>crickets overwhelm /k/
>worth it.png

>crickets swarm toward /g/ cell
>the /g/ cell supersonic defense sound system powers-up with the THX logo sound
>but the bit of wire you handle most
>right where you plug it in
>has worn-out
>so you need to bend the wire just right to get stereo sound
>/g/ cell bending it around
>gets it
>tries to stop touching it really fast but naw
>the /an/imal cricket wave gives a great supersonic CHIRP
>/g/ cell feels their very copper wires vibrate before they are no more


>the /an/imal cricket tsunami eats several cells without hinderance
>/po/ folds
>/p/ blinks
.>/lit/ only leaves a note that says, "Et may or may not Crick, but, now, at the end, having it all, and, facing it all, I can see, that, Crick Et."
>/mu/ *cricket noises*
>/o/ has a weird chirping sound on startup that sounds like a slipping belt, but can't be the belt because /o/ just changed it herself
>/vp/ explodes with Kricketune lewd fanart

>shock, fear, horniness, happiness and/or horniness quiets the other cells for a moment

>except for the corner cell
>"KER-POW!"
>*cricket noises*
>"BANG! PWOAH!"
>*cricket noises*
>"GET DOWN!"
>*rapid cricket noises*
>the /an/imal cricket horde altogether floods the corner cell
>in the corner cell /toy/ has built two k'nex vehicles
>crashing them together to see which wins
>/an/imal cricket horde blocks out the florescent light
>"Wanna play?"
>/toy/ and /an/ have fun.