>the use of first person pronouns didn’t happen until after Jesus
>jesus was the first man who became conscious
>he created the gospels as a mind virus to rewire peoples brains and spread consciousness to the rest of the human race
>the Romans who enslaved the rest of humanity knew this and crucified him a la Prometheus
>rise of consciousness causes the collapse of the Roman Empire
>meanwhile in the east Confucius comes up with another mind virus but to rewire the brains of his followers into a giant collective hive mind
>the 22nd century will be a giant battle between the p zombie collectivists and the conscious Christian individualists
Holy shit it all makes sense.