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>BUT MUH SACRED LUKE!

Face it TLJ haters. Your precious Luke was an out-of-shape, washed-up, embarrassing fat fuck. JJ Abrams had exiled him to a deserted island so he didn't have to deal with the fucking loser and left Rian Johnson to explain why Luke's fat useless ass ran away and hid like the fucking coward he so clearly is.

Fuck Luke, and fuck you.

>BUT MUH SACRED LUKE!

Face it TLJ haters. Your precious Luke was an out-of-shape, washed-up, embarrassing fat fuck. JJ Abrams had exiled him to a deserted island so he didn't have to deal with the fucking loser and left Rian Johnson to explain why Luke's fat useless ass ran away and hid like the fucking coward he so clearly is.

Fuck Luke, and fuck you.

>After being busted diddling his sister's kid, Luke Skywalker fled to a deserted island where he died of shame.

Glorious