PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
THESE ARE UNDISPUTABLE FACTS
1. SHOREKEEPER HASN'T HAD SEX IN 10000 YEARS. SHE DIDN'T KNOW IF SHE LOVED ROVER UNTIL 1.3. SHE'S A VIRGIN.
2. ROVER BROUGHT HOME MULTIPLE GIRLS AND SHE SAID NOTHING
3. SHE LIKES TO WATCH