Just order it to go and do it in the car you retard.
>Be indian pajeet
>Bring my 101 spice mix blend into yppo restaurant because I saw you're allowed to do that
>Pour my stinky ranjeet spice mix all over the table cuz ytppo don't be season dey food n sheit
>People in the booth next to me start coughing and covering their noses
>NotMyProblem.exe
>Waiter comes over and asks me to not aerosolize any more of my stink bomb powder
>Call him a chutiya dalit and to bring me more naan (they don't even serve naan here)
>Manager comes over, finally us Brahmins can talk
>He tells me to leave now or he will call the police
>Call him racist, record the incident and post online. First comment is "good morning sir"
>Canadian government gives me 2mil acorn money as apology, Justin Trudeau personally comes by to wash my feet
>Damn it feels good to be pajeet