>It was Halloween night, and Timmy forgot,
>To grab a costume, he panicked a lot!
>To snag some candy, he needed disguise,
>Or he’d head home empty, with nothing in hand.

>But Timmy had an ace up his sleeve,
>To ask his fairy godparents to grant his wish.
>Cosmo! Wanda! Timmy cries,
>I need a costume A great disguise.

>A vampire! he shouted, something that slays,
>With magic and powers to dazzle away.
>Make me amazing, make people stare,
>The coolest costume, beyond compare!

>Poof! went the magic, with glittery light,
>But Timmy soon gasped, something wasn’t right.
>Eyes wide open, he gasoed at the view
>A body, quite curvy with heels to match too.

>A vampire queen!? she gave a shout,
>This isn’t the costume I wished about!
>Wanda gasped, Cosmo! what did you do?
>He said slay, I thought this would do.

>Cosmo, big moron! Timmy yelled with a shout,
>Turn me back now, like this, I can’t go around!
>Wanda shook her head, with a sparkle so bright,
>Sorry, sport, we can’t change you back tonight.

>You asked for a costume to trick-or-treat,
>But no candy yet, so your wish is incomplete.
>Go get some sweets and hurry along,
>Then we can reverse what went wrong.

>And so Tim-irella, with a bouncy sway,
>Went out for candy to her dismay.
>Kids gasped and neighbors turned red,
>As Timmy wished he’d stayed in bed.