>ripe age of 26
>unc
>muh genetics
>I'm 27 and have my ass beat by kids
Zoomer thread.
If you just go for cardio, then Taekwondo or kickboxing. For self defense, don't do a sport, do something for self defense. Hint: If you never punch someone bare handed, it's not a style for self defense.

>>515098741
>im 26 and my life is over. im basically an old man
Zoomers' rate of aging is fucking harsh. Imagine being already physically old age in college. Grim.

>sucking off Mohammedans
Lol, classic /pol/.

>>76585271
Spoiler: He was 52 years old at the time. Looks younger than zoomers half his age.