>>939446979

attorney David Dorer assured me, "no. It's completely legal, and we always recommend people try this before proceeding with the court paperwork"

So suddenly that bad feeling in my stomach went away

And I shook his hand and told him, "awesome! I just didn't want to get arrested for extortion or anything"

DID YOU READ THE LAST SENTENCE?

I wrote an informal agreement not to pursue civil litigation if they paid for the repair of my phone screen

I DIDN'T REALIZE MR PATEL'S BROTHER WAS A DEPUTY AT THE SHERIFF'S OFFICE

It turns out it's relatively easy to get arrested... All you need is one cop who wants to arrest you and you're in handcuffs motherfucker there's nothing you can do about it

being convicted is another story altogether