>>96903473
>>96904136
>Be Bob the Jack in the Box
>Getting concerned watching these two while I wait for Willy to get back, the guy stopped humping stuff and the girl seems like she's on the verge of a total mental breakdown
>about to open my mouth and say something when she suddenly rushes over to the shelf of ingredients and stuff her mouth full of mushrooms
>ah
>the super lsd mushrooms the boss has been cultivating
>the kind the potion seller would refuse to stock, much less sell to adventurers
>well, she's a lost cause now
>hey, at least she should have some "magic" powers now, but hell if I want to be around when she starts using them
>hop on over to the guy and nudge him
"Yo. You should get out of here dude, those mushrooms are no joke."
>he looks at me funny and asks why
"Cause they don't just make you trip out, they make the trip into reality. Uh, like make the thing real. And some other random stuff, the boss just threw a bunch of shit in there."
>look over at the girl
>she's suddenly sparkly clean and smiling
>oh shit it's starting
>maybe I should push the panic button, I don't know if I Willy will get back in time

>>713652453
Well, guess what, your life is "artificial" too