>>215436951
>Bum bum bum bum bum bum
>Tsssssshh...
>Bum bum bum bum bum bum
>Bang Dik Ow (styled O Fuk) sits at his council chamber, he is surrounded by 1000 generals
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!
>A sentry runs in
>My lord, the enemy has over 100,000,000 troops ready to attack us, just outside the gates!
>Daaa naaaa naaaa... naaa naaa naaaa...
>Woe! Woe! We are doomed!
>All the generals weep openly
>Except for Ho Lee Fuk (Styled Chow Meng), he laughs boisterously
>Chow Meng! You are laughing?! Traitor! Traitor! Behead him at once!
>The generals all rush to their knees and plead on Meng's behalf, Mercy!
>Chow Meng ends his laughter. "Sire I was laughing because your victory is now assured!"
>Tshhhh...
>My lord, please give me 500 heavy cavalry and I will rout the enemy!
>Cut to footage of a guy on a horse being thrown, and 20 dudes with spears charging
>Across the field Sumtin Wong (Styled McDonalds) watches his force of infinity trillion troops collapse
>He spits up blood and falls off his horse
>Freeze frame halfway through his fall
>Fade to black
>Cao Cao standing by an air conditioner or something
>
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>>715512175
>cheevo contrarian back at it again with ANOTHER thread on the board
just a reminder, OP is the faggot behind this thread >>715507880
he also makes threads about RE7 being shit because alien isolation exists or something. or asking why no one beat boltgun. or complaining about darksiders compared to darksiders 2. he is a gigantic faggot and spams a number of the same threads repeatedly and has been doing it for years.
i bet he's also the same faggot who complains about peace walker not being the co-op game he thought it was.
he's got nothing going on in his life, and at any given time you can likely find 1 to 3 of his threads on the catalogue.
>cheevo contrarian back at it again with ANOTHER thread on the board
just a reminder, OP is the faggot behind this thread >>715507880
he also makes threads about RE7 being shit because alien isolation exists or something. or asking why no one beat boltgun. or complaining about darksiders compared to darksiders 2. he is a gigantic faggot and spams a number of the same threads repeatedly and has been doing it for years.
i bet he's also the same faggot who complains about peace walker not being the co-op game he thought it was.
he's got nothing going on in his life, and at any given time you can likely find 1 to 3 of his threads on the catalogue.
>>509222269
>"You eat sandwiches by holding it in your hand and raising it to your lips but you don't pick up grains of rice with sauce on them with your fingers and raise it to your lips, KINDA WEIRD MAYO BOY"
>"You eat sandwiches by holding it in your hand and raising it to your lips but you don't pick up grains of rice with sauce on them with your fingers and raise it to your lips, KINDA WEIRD MAYO BOY"