>>536781089
Don't worry, Mavuika's premium team can still 'destroy' an endgame boss in Stygian Onslaught for another year or two! But... You're planning on building another C2R1 team for the two other bosses, right?
Don't forget that by the time you've finished up the third premium team we'll introduce a brand new gimmick that mandates a brand new team to deal with!
You're a fan of Genshin Impact™ and wish to support the game, yes?

>>535933439
>12h main quest
>Fontaine made me indifferent towards the story
>Natlan made me hate it
SO NOW IT'S TIME TO MAKE IT 12 HOURS LONG

Thank you for watching gameslop opening show, mr Geoff paid hansdsomely for me to bait you into watching it.

Yeah i cleared abyss with Mualani, what about it?

>>535447202
You rike?

>>535170873
I'm sorry to hear about your experience and understand your frustration.The substat rolls in Genshin Impact™ are determined by the game’s intended randomization system, which ensures each outcome is fair and unpredictable. While not every upgrade will produce the desired stats, this variability is part of the challenge and progression of the game. We appreciate your understanding and encourage you to keep experimenting — great rolls can happen when you least expect them.
Great luck on the next Stygian Onslaught© traveler!

Dawei: My analysts told me Alice should have puffy pussy and milk leaking tits.

>>534566442
A man who does not buy every character is no true customer of mine

>>534544260
You'll make sure to swipe for at least a signature as well as a constellation or six to ensure you'll have no problems with the future bosses, right?

>>534210272
stop crying and swipe better next time

Reminder: Every single enemy in 6.0 is a masterwork in fucking you over.
>Radiant furries
Instantly brick your entire team unless you have a healer. Oh you do have a healer? Good job, you just unbricked one character out of 4, enjoy spending a whole rotation on fixing the rest. Whoops haha the mob just reapplied the debuff, shoulda healed faster! Stay tuned though, a certain Hydro character will solve this problem very soon :^)
>Duck boss
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Landcruisers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Shock Troopers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Wild Hunt
Roll for 2 Nodkrainians or FUCK OFF.
>Crab
Better get BLOOOOOMING or FUCK OFF.
>Frostnight horses
Roll for Nodkrainians or have fun bringing an extra DPS that gets bricked as soon as the shield is down. Oh by the way you're not stupid enough to think there will be only one horse per stage, right? Different elements too by the way.
TL;DR you WILL roll for shiny new characters or you will be completely locked out of all endgame. As you should you broke gweilo.

Every single enemy in 6.0 is a masterwork in fucking you over.
>Radiant furries
Instantly brick your entire team unless you have a healer. Oh you do have a healer? Good job, you just unbricked one character out of 4, enjoy spending a whole rotation on fixing the rest. Whoops haha the mob just reapplied the debuff, shoulda healed faster! Stay tuned though, a certain Hydro character will solve this problem very soon :^)
>Duck boss
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Landcruisers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Shock Troopers
Roll for sexbot or FUCK OFF.
>Wild Hunt
Roll for 2 Nodkrainians or FUCK OFF.
>Crab
Better get BLOOOOOMING or FUCK OFF.
>Frostnight horses
Roll for Nodkrainians or enjoy have fun bringing an extra DPS that gets bricked as soon as the shield is down. Oh by the way you're not stupid enough to think there will be only one horse per stage, right? Of course they won't all be the same element either.
TL;DR you WILL roll for shiny new characters or you will be completely locked out of all endgame. As you should you broke gweilo.

I just got off the phone with Mr. Dawei and he said he had decided to be generous towards his most loyal players so everyone will receive an additional free sanctifying elixir every time they buy the $20 battle pass instead of the $10 one

>>532359262
>>532359269
New payers I mean new players are second grade citizens. Why weren't you paying I mean playing the game five years ago, gweilo?? To the back of the bus you go!

>>531910295
>c6 mizuki haver
Now THAT is what I call a good customer. Take notes, /gig/!

>Bossman Dawei! We need to design another hag to be the flagship release of Nod-Krai's launch!
>Do we copy the resplendent Mavuika or perhaps the sex bomb Xilonen?
>Or do we... Haggify the archon of fertility, Mualani?
>Ehhhhh?!!
>Y-you want us to make another Chasca? Y-you got it boss...

>>530595760
[FACT]:Mihoyo is an international multibillion dollar company with a massive marketing data analyst departments. They have thousands of employees trying to determine what sells and what doesn't. The reason they made Dahlia playable and Capitano not is because they have objectively determined that Dahlia is a character with more mass appeal and that they would profit more from releasing him.

>>529766089
>Doesn't unconditionally whip out the wallet when a T0 meta unit is running
Fake customer

>>528540085
Hoyoverse is a multi billion dollar company. They can afford to hire the finest, smartest and best financial analysts in the entire gacha industry which they also are seasoned veterans in after having spent years developing and publishing multiple gacha games.
The combined experienced of Hoyoverse's leadership and the highly educated expertise from their plethora of analysts unanimously point towards the same thing: Releasing a hobo veterinarian and a pink-haired altar boy with the worst kit in the game both result in more earnings than if they had released Il Capitano as a playable character.

>>528507029
Hoyoverse is a multi billion dollar company. They can afford to hire the finest, smartest and best financial analysts in the entire gacha industry which they also are seasoned veterans in after having spent years developing and publishing multiple gacha games.
The combined experienced of Hoyoverse's leadership and the highly educated expertise from their plethora of analysts unanimously point towards the same thing: Releasing a hobo veterinarian and a pink-haired altar boy with the worst kit in the game both result in more earnings than if they had released Il Capitano as a playable character.

>>527625095
Anime game, anime tropes. Don't like it? Leave. You were never a whal- I mean valued customer anyway.