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>Oh, if it isn't miss BUBBLE BUTT disrupting my class to spread her wisdom!
>I know you're a few straws short of a haybale honey, but I thought even you would be able to figure out that stallions only like you for your blonde mane and property destroying ass after Ditzy's daddy left for milk however many years ago.
>Pop quiz! How many mares are without stallionfriends at this very moment in Ponyville?
>WRONG! it's over ninety five percent. I did the math.
>NINETY FIVE PERCENT of mares get looked over because they're not supermodels, or monetarily thriving, or... or knocking over vendor stalls in the market with their rumps and pretending it was an accident!
>I got 'rejected' because something prettier came along! And why would any stallion bother staying faithful when they're so ripe for choice!? I thought the answer might be 'faithfulness' 'decency' or 'basic self respect' but apparently I was wrong!
>So what do I have? I have the ability to say I didn't settle for somepony who'll suddenly decide we're 'just friends' the second a mare with a bigger rump and FORWARD FACING EYES comes along!
>Class, take notes! It's impossible to compete with a mare that raises her tail before you because that's all stallions want, and once they have it your heart is garbage to them!