Thread 42580714

How did certain ponies earn their cutie marks?

Dyewts

>>42580714 (OP)
Sea Swirl likes to let Dolphins run trains on her.

>>42580714 (OP)
>Ah, one of my favorite subjects!
>Like their meaning, a cutie mark's circumstance can also be intuited from how it looks.
>Mine for instance, represents the smiling, eager faces of blossoming foals, from when I taught my fellow classmates about meteorology at show and tell!
>And Sea Swirl's here, clearly represents her knack for both giving and getting under tails like the stupid whore she is. The fish smell isn't from any aquarium, foals.
>Now, any guesses as to which skill a stallion will value more in a partner?
>Apple Bloom! Your brother's a gigantic cheating slutstallion, what do you think?

>>42580966
>Apple Bloom! Your brother's a gigantic cheating slutstallion, what do you think?
kek

>>42580966
When did Cheerilee become Ms. Krabappel?

>>42580966
I love when you do this.

>>42580966
kek
>>42580989
same
>>42580982
despite everything Crandall wasn't THAT big of a femcel

>>42580966
>You know something Cheerilee, THIS is why you're alone.
>It isn't because you're a "sub 8 mare" or anything ridiculous like that. It's because you act like a gigantic unlovable cunt.
>Do you think the fillies and colts in your class don't talk about the weird shit you try to "teach" them? I had my little daughter come home crying because YOU told her that no stallion would ever love a mare with a "beta eye color like hers".
>You got rejected ONCE, Cheerilee. And it wasn't even a mean rejection, Big Mac is a nice guy. You just took it personally because you're an entitled fucking bitch and now you're making your problem the whole town's problem.
>You aren't "owed sex" and I doubt you'll be getting any because of the way you act to the precious few ponies left in your miserable life.
>This is why you don't have any friends.
>This is why you don't have a special somepony.
>This is why you the only thing you'll be blowing is your paycheck at the bar after school.
>You sicken me Ms. Cheerilee.

>>42581043
>"This is why your daughter's father left you."
>Captcha:8 MY AX

>>42580966
This is a marecel Changeling, perhaps even Queen Chrysalis. As all FiM autists know, Cheerilee got her cutie mark in her sleep!

>>42581070
>That may be true, but I still have more than you ever will in your life.
>I have my daughter.
>I have friends that care about me.
>And I have a boyfriend who fucks me sillier every night.
>What do you have besides alcoholism and a bargain bin dildo under your bed?

>>42581043
>>42581087
>Oh, if it isn't miss BUBBLE BUTT disrupting my class to spread her wisdom!
>I know you're a few straws short of a haybale honey, but I thought even you would be able to figure out that stallions only like you for your blonde mane and property destroying ass after Ditzy's daddy left for milk however many years ago.
>Pop quiz! How many mares are without stallionfriends at this very moment in Ponyville?
>WRONG! it's over ninety five percent. I did the math.
>NINETY FIVE PERCENT of mares get looked over because they're not supermodels, or monetarily thriving, or... or knocking over vendor stalls in the market with their rumps and pretending it was an accident!
>I got 'rejected' because something prettier came along! And why would any stallion bother staying faithful when they're so ripe for choice!? I thought the answer might be 'faithfulness' 'decency' or 'basic self respect' but apparently I was wrong!
>So what do I have? I have the ability to say I didn't settle for somepony who'll suddenly decide we're 'just friends' the second a mare with a bigger rump and FORWARD FACING EYES comes along!
>Class, take notes! It's impossible to compete with a mare that raises her tail before you because that's all stallions want, and once they have it your heart is garbage to them!

>>42581168
>Gee Cheerilee, maybe my boyfriend will get me a dictionary for Hearth's Warming so I can understand what you just said.

It's always a sad sight to see infighting within the Damaged Goods Society.

>>42581235
Derpy might be damaged goods, but Cheerilee's damaged BAD.

>>42581258
Oh now little miss animal fucker wants to lecture us about being damaged?

Derpy should shut her uneducated whore mouth. Let the teacher do the teaching.

>>42581258
>Stay out of this rabbit fucker
>Your rancid chaos god cum smell is making my eyes water

>>42581258
Derpy is only used goods if you head canon that she's Dinky's mom.

But Cheerilee? The things she did with Big Mac make her unmarketable for marriage.

>>42581327
Still would.

>>42581329
What about now?

>>42581404
You're ignoring the visual gag that confirms Cheerilee as the only canonical virgin in the show. Others can be assumed to be virgins, but she is the only one we know 100% is.

>>42581437
>Applejack is a Cheerimac supporter
I wonder how she took it when her brother brought some random Unicorn home.

>>42581415
Shut the fuck up marecel I bet you watch mlh

>>42581409
I know she's a virgin. But any mare hoping to get married wouldn't be acting like a seductress in public like that.
>>42581478
Nothing kid, but your mom makes the best squash soup I've had the pleasure of tasting.

>>42581478
>You stay the fuck out of this and go to detention you future studwhore!

>>42581498
>What the FUCK did you just say to my son?!

>>42581494
She was under the spell of a love poison, as was Big Mac.

>>42581498
>Do you mind explaining to me WHAT you just called that small colt?

>>42581515
I understand. But that doesn't undo what happened, and they both remember it.

>>42581558
okay fillycel

>>42581569
They don't though, the end of the episode has them questioning what happened.

>>42581168
>>42581498
>>42581043
>It's an RGHRTranny roleplaying episode

>>42580714 (OP)
watching a dolphin porno movie

>>42581505
>>42581532
>S-stud... horse... Studhorse. Because he's going to grow up to be a lovely young stallion, I'm sure.
>...Please don't pull my funding.

>>42581746
That's even worse. Now they will never know if they went all the way or not. That will always be on their minds. And they were too embarrassed to talk about it. Cheerilee will wonder if she's actually a virgin. Maybe that's why she stayed single.

>>42582150
>GREAT NEWS, class!
>Today, I’ll be teaching you fillies and colts about inbreeding among Equestrian alicorn royalty!
>Historically, the only way ruling alicorns could guarantee alicorn offspring was to mate exclusively with other alicorns.
>But eventually, as alicorns died off, consanguinity among them increased more and more until eventually they had no choice but to marry parents to offspring just to keep the bloodline pure!
>My, princess! Being the last of your kind, you probably haven’t “gotten some” in quite some time, have you?
>…Unless you’ve been getting it from your sister.

>>42582355
>This is why you get zero dick Cheerilee

>>42582355
kek

>>42582355
>I think I'll skip the moon and banish you to the sun instead

>>42580752
Except they don't because they are all 69ing.

>>42581258
Derpy isn't damaged. She does the damage.

>>42581558
I want to have sex with Silver Spoon

>>42581415
You waited in silence all day just to finally speak up, and THIS is what you have to say?

Go back to shutting up, cuckquean.

>>42581498
>future
Cheerilee, I....

>>42582777
this

>>42582637
>NONONO WAIT-

>>42581505
>You have sex with your own son. YOU don't get a say in any of this you whorse

>>42580714 (OP)
She got it by uploading dolphin porn online.

>>42583052
You sound jealous Cheerilee.

>>42583052
strong words for somepony burning up in a coronal mass ejection

>>42581454
>>42582782
>... Humans wouldn't treat me like this.

>roleplaying thread
CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>roleplaying thread
Get your ass out of the /jdb/ pedothread janny and clean it up.

>>42583735
>roleplaying thread
Why aren't you doing your job, janny tranny?

>>42583730
>Darling...! The ONLY time you ever talk is is when it's about your imaginary friend, nopony even knows what a hooman is but it's not-pony and that's not okay. This is why nopony visits the rockfarms.

>>42580714 (OP)
I believe this mark is given for oral sex mastery.

>>42583732
>>42583735
>>42583740
>tourist doesn't understand the rules

>>42583915
>NOOOO STOP CALLING OUT MY SAMEFAG THREAD I ROLEPLAY ON
Kill yourself offboarder faggot.

I like these threads. It feels like playing dolls with my fellow anons.

>>42583923
>samefag
>roleplay
wouldn't non-collaborative roleplay just be a normal green?

>>42583923
That's not what the 4frees consider roleplay on this board. "Hi anon my name is Pinkie Pie, how is your day?" is roleplay. Green like this is just storytelling and has been allowed since the very beginning of the board.

>>42583926
>sudden mobilefag filename out of nowhere at the same time as one autist is mid-tantrum
Real subtle. I'm sure you managed to fool everyone.

>>42583926
Rape Cheerilee.

>>42583937
You don't know the first thing about greens, touristtard

>>42583923
>>42583953
Barbietranny detected, go back to /v/

>>42581168
>Anon walks in looking at an invite
>"Hey is this the speed dating event?"
>Looks up
>"Oh hey Cherilee. Hi Derpy. Nice ass."

>>42583937
this and we even had a related, controversial sticky at some point

>>42584105
>Fooled nobody award.

I love sex (with mares)

>>42582417
she’s so fucking hot bros

Alright bros, I'll do it... I'll take one for the team. For the betterment of Equestria. I will go on a date with Cheerilee!