And here's the truth of the matter:

I FUCKED UP.... I MADE MORE THAN ONE STUPID MISTAKE OVER THAT STUPID FUCKING PHONE

I'M A DUMBASS

I ALLOWED MYSELF TO LET MY EMOTIONS GET THE BETTER OF ME

I allowed myself to become indignant
and think the principal of the matter was important

I'm the one who got myself arrested

BUT I DIDN'T COMMIT A CRIME
I did not commit a crime

And they threw the case out of court
It was tossed
because I didn't commit a crime

(actually I'm lying- because I in fact DID commit a felony)

But the judge never noticed

If you read my handwritten agreement, I say "I agree not to pursue civil litigation... OR CRIMINAL PROSECUTION"

And believe it or not THAT indeed was a crime

because threatening to have somebody CRIMINALLY PROSECUTED unless they give you money IS INDEED A CRIME

But they never even really noticed that part

lol

I noticed it myself after the case was dismissed

hahahahahaha

isn't that crazy? after the whole thing was said and done, I stopped and looked and noticed "OH SHIT! I ACTUALLY DID COMMIT A CRIME HAHAHA!"