Hungry lids to feed at home?
Come on down to Aputato Bros, fren. Take a photo with Le Grand Pomme traybake for only 35 quid. It all the rage on Instafrog and Frenbook. Can buy a whole one for 100 pound right deal this one is my lid, jackets spuds the new Dubai choccies. Queues around the block. It lush. All your frens flock to the socials once they know you're in with spudlids. Maybe you're hungry for a spudbucket? 4 spuds in a tin bucket. 45 quid. Butter cost extra.
Perhaps you'd like to buy merchandise friend? Got a nice baseball cap here for 50. Perhaps a shirt with famous grand pomme very nice look good on you.