Thread 82235711

Scunthorpe edition

Need updates from

HHL
SSM
Blad
DVDlad
eva6
Yanklass

>Scunthorpe

OFCOM BOTS TRIGGERED

>>82235723
>eva6
cooorrrr I remember her
so long ago...

>>82235724
Thought that was Plymouth

>>82235723
disturbing lack of Crosslad on this list.

editorlad simply cannot help himself from posting drivel all day

Need to play online drama with

HHL
SSM
Blad
DVDlad
eva6
Yanklass

>>82235738
Finally got done in for being a nonce

>>82235738
Don't care about nonces.

>>82235767
HHL is confirmed a nonce though

Why is he called editorlad? Does he work as an editor?

>>82235738
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/4i5PPG9tdXh/ 2025 seems to be the year of tripmongs suddenly disappearing

>>82235776
He only watched and talked about THAT video because he wanted to be perceived as cool and edgy not because he was genuinely sexually aroused by the content. Massive difference.

>>82235778
He edits articles on Wikipedia (for free)

>>82235779
>A new fred fr my friends on britfeel
>Away to sleep now,,good night friends x
;_;

>>82235796
So does HHL though

>>82235779
didn't realise he was gone for that long

liminal mong got are crossy

>>82235779
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tripcode/%20%21%21s7UYxqjmjsZ/ old trip final post was good night too kinda liminal

do you think your dollies get bored of you making the same posts about them all day everyday and they move on

>>82235814
Blatant skinwalker

>family is away from yesterday until Friday on mini holiday that I decided not to go on
>thought it would be a nice chill few days here
>just feel sad and lonely, would hate to live on my own
>realise I am nothing without my family

i hope there are strawbs, wherever you are.

>>82235820
Hope he died in his sleep desu

>>82235820
I hope he took one too many codeines lmfao

>>82235834
do you think youll ever get bored of reading zhr same posts that upset you, champ

>>82235869
>zhr
Mongboy.jpg
KEK SCREAM CREASE HOWL

gave the ibanez to the guitar bloke to do a set up on, he did an audible whistle when he saw it and got his mate over, said the red xiphos are quite rare, gonna get it set up into d standard with some 11-54s, got a drop A tuned guitar so I'll have this one slightly higher, be done before the weekend.

>>82235834
i don't have dollies.
i have oomfies.

>>82235878
Post a vocaroo choon too, xiphos lid

Why do you think HHL is better than a doctor?

>>82235877
not everyone uses real pronouns.

>>82235944
doctors are toffs and forrins. literally went to university.
HHL went to the school of life.

>>82235954
You're a nottingham graduate though!

>>82235723
Hi I'm here. Mums birthday today so we are having Chinese takeaway. I am having a "chippy box" whatever that is and it's about 5000 calories it lush going to pick it up soon.

>>82235936
shall, when it returns

>>82235978
what did yuo just call me?

>>82235994
Great to know lad. Enjoy your meal. BTW that aside, how's the weight loss going?

O Allah, make us among those who see the path with Shippy as easy and simple. O Allah, bless Shippy and the family of Shippy, and grant them peace.

Shippy was walking on water before Jesus Christ. For Shippy, the path is easy. For Jesus, it is hard.

you bullies and trolls may as well have just fed Crosslad that final codeine YOURSELVES.

https://vocaroo.com/16Xb3U4SY3E9

good night sweet princess x

This will happen when 4chan is blocked.

You will go to another chan and create a britfeel thread, it will be slow as fuck.
You will browse other chans hoping a britfeel made there is more active. It won't be.

You will abandon all hope of an active britfeel thread and you will snake your way into the most active British themed thread that is available on one of the chans.

Your in thread jokes, personalities, online lolcows, ASMRists, gimmicks and daily thread spam will count for nothing on this British themed thread and your posts will go mostly ignored.

>>82236070
Tell us about what will happen when Irn-Bru cures cancer. It's about as likely.

>>82236081
Go and watch another DVD you fat shut in spamming retard

Shippy said that he learned to drive in his dad's Porsche. His dad who owned a rare coin company with records showing that he made six-figure deals/sales. Also, his dad bought Shippy his big house in Banbury. I think it's safe to say /britfeel/ all started (and continued) because of his dad's money.

>>82236070
i mean i like it here and most posters here.
i'll be genuinely sad yeah but i'll just somewhere else, same way i found here.

there are (registration) forums i wouldn't mind going back to. /pol/ has kind of poisoned the well when it comes to image/text boards, and the internet has turned to dog shit in general. but there are forums that have held on the whole "we're still web 1.0" thing, haven't jumped ship to Discord or anything.

>>82236097
Sounds like you're jealous of my DVD collection. I hope you find something that brings you joy in your life soon.

>>82236100
>Shippy said that he learned to drive in his dad's Porsche. His dad who owned a rare coin company with records showing that he made six-figure deals/sales. Also, his dad bought Shippy his big house in Banbury. I think it's safe to say /britfeel/ all started (and continued) because of his dad's money.
fascinating

in a parallel universe not far from this one, Something Awful's weird payment system didn't decline my card and i'm posting there.

may have lucked out tbqh.

>>82235723
Have a crapload of Blu-rays coming and made this purchase last night on impulse because They Were Expendable (John Ford) and stock of Yi Yi suddenly came back in stock.

>>82236066
Kino https://vocaroo.com/1lpYEUPJsLHR

>>82236143
It IS fascinating. It completely reframes the narrative, doesn't it? What might have looked like a grassroots, self-made project is actually built on a foundation of significant privilege. It doesn't necessarily negate the work he put in with /britfeel/, but it certainly changes the context.

>>82235897
gib me da cat girl an nobode get hurt

>>82236197
how bout this

no

Everything ends in life. Oh aye.

>>82236234
good, did you want it to last eternity? fuck that

>>82236222
my fren
u no not wut u do
dis means war

Can't see it being long now a couple of months at most

>>82236247
You said the same thing 2 months ago.

you know what the worst thing about crossy's murderers is?
it's that they killed crossy.

>>82236257
nta but its literally in ofcoms OSB guidelines, isp block 4chan if they dont comply after sending threats

>>82236268
Won't happen lad. Can't be arsed explaining why again.

>>82236234
it lush x
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_the_far_future

>>82236268
dont care, you scaremongering fucks are boring
it's been about 4 months of "ANY DAY NOW IT'S GONNA GET BLOCKED AND YOU'RE SO FUCKED"
i will only give a shit once its gone, find a workaround, then carry on

>>82236290
yeah no shit unless youre a techmong

Saw my arse in the mirror after the shower. Looking kinda thicc ngl

Miss Crossy like you wouldn't believe He was a very calming and cute presence in the thread.

>walking out and about in cringe BM t-shirt
>blasting the Turnover album posted here before

>>82236307
He was a twat and hopefully he's got run over. I'd rather his sister posted here cos she's fit.

>>82236307
Take comfort in the fact he's with Allah now

>>82236247
I'm surprised 4chan have taken this seriously at all

Hungry lids to feed at home?
Come on down to Aputato Bros, fren. Take a photo with Le Grand Pomme traybake for only 35 quid. It all the rage on Instafrog and Frenbook. Can buy a whole one for 100 pound right deal this one is my lid, jackets spuds the new Dubai choccies. Queues around the block. It lush. All your frens flock to the socials once they know you're in with spudlids. Maybe you're hungry for a spudbucket? 4 spuds in a tin bucket. 45 quid. Butter cost extra.
Perhaps you'd like to buy merchandise friend? Got a nice baseball cap here for 50. Perhaps a shirt with famous grand pomme very nice look good on you.

>>82236335
this is a dull repeat

Giffgaff didn't bill me last month, but my account says they did. Hoping to get free mobile data forever now.

>>82236335
thought this place got shut down for being a money laundering scheme

me? made a healthy meal and im not enjoying it one bit

>>82236357
Me? Sushi.

>>82236335
The bastards sold me a baked turnip. They can't even tell what's a potato and what's a turnip! Scandalous!

>>82236351
Re-opened under a different group of frogs. All the frens second names are Apu so it's hard to track individual ones. Last Christmas they were running a stall selling mulled wine and marshmellows for over a tenner.
Feel Street not what it used to be.

Me? Had wasta with one of those Dolmio mix in posts. It lush x

Been sober for a year and a half. Ate a Waitrose tiramisu which tasted really boozy and now I feel drunk. My sobriety down the drain like that because I'm a fucking moron who doesn't read ingredients. I feel sick.

>>82236342
>this is a dull repeat
Welcome to /britfeel/ enjoy your stay x

>>82236402
I'd eat a baked turnip desu.
Swede with lots of butter, salt and pepper is pretty good.

When to a Fren Barber and he lopped my scalp off. Reported him to SPACCA and they made me pay him compensation because of all the blood in his shop.

me? annoyed that on double office days I'm always tired as fuck on the morning of the second day because its impossible to come home, lift, make food, clean and tidy, shave then shower and get my hair dry so that I can have 8 entire hours of sleep, its literally impossible, fkn ridiculous.

>>82236421
cash in hand barbers no doubt. bloody outrageous

>>82236421
Was it one of those Turkish frogs?

>>82236421
They're scared of blood, probably traumatised the wee lid.

>>82236357
So am I mate but I got a secret.
Slather it in not-unhealthy sauce or if the sauce is a bit wank health-wise then just a bit

Got a nasty surprise for my local SPACCA branch tomorrow. The revolution starts now.

>>82236451
I fkn did but the sweetness of the sauce fucked up the sweet potato and idk the whole thing just didn't work

Can't believe I threw away my sobriety just like that. Feel like roping

>>82236467
Aye fair. I actually get the reduced suagr ketchup to try and take the edge off. Also been a fan of a "pickled dill and gherkin" sauce which sounds rank but tastes exactly like big mac sauce.

>>82236473
Hopefully you dop you stop fucking moaning about it

What's a turnip's favourite song? Blue Swede Shoes.

>>82236465
https://youtu.be/r1pJzw6Q-98

its an open secret that a shadowy cabal of brtifeel lads run the apus selling overpriced products racket

>>82235711 (OP)
I dated a lass who lived in Scunthorpe. We did a lot of hiking and trainspotting together,. Proper good shag she was.

Now HHL is missing too, getting worried desu

>>82236572
Only worry I've got is if he might still be alive.
Be more elated once I know he's dead.

Voluntary work went well. Did some litter picking today. Found a few cans of nitrous oxide in a wooded area, one of them was full as well. Must have been some youths having a sesh there and left some behind. Also came across an abandoned tent, nobody or nothing was inside. Seems whoever was using it is long gone now. We reported it in and the council lids took it away. Oh aye.

>>82236585
Any news on your cancer worries lad?

picking up what other people throw away for free

It's easy to mock him but he's doing a good thing. With his telescopic neck he can reach deep into the bushes and find litter no-one else would be able to.

>>82236544
the much dreaded frog knock

>>82236585
What can you tell us about the lad on the right? Why is he not wearing shoes?

>>82236585
can you check on crosslad if he's ok?

>>82236631
>on the right
Mate, I...

The wait is over a dolly is here, rejoice and make all the usual posts

>>82236631

HHL is so bloody cute

crossy lost his oomfies and od'd on codeine
rip

>>82236665
He looks like a thicker Jamie Vardy

Sometimes I wonder if I have died and respawned. And I'm stuck in this life. Getting so drunk that it doesn't even make sense that I made it home or that I'm possibly alive. Probably not though. Just makes no sense. Being drunk is scary.

>>82236585
Sounds quite womfy that. Lowkey jealous of your life desu.

>>82236631
The gk sees everything lol

>>82236707
You know that anyone can go and pick litter if they want?

SEASIDEUPDATE
https://youtu.be/79UA5W1CmXQ
SEASIDEUPDATE

Gaming PC wasn't for him in the end. It could've been for me, it could've been for you but it most definitely wasn't for him. Something wrong with the memory, he can tell from working as Google Engineer and working on Playstations. DDR5 didn't work. He take it back to CEX today.

>>82236723
>Gaming PC wasn't for him in the end. It could've been for me, it could've been for you but it most definitely wasn't for him. Something wrong with the memory, he can tell from working as Google Engineer and working on Playstations. DDR5 didn't work. He take it back to CEX today.
fascinating

Out with the grabbers again today. Did the marshy bit down by the railway line. Pulled a load of old plastic from the reeds. Found a child's welly, right boot, barely any mud on it. Odd. Further in, someone had set up a proper camp, but there was nobody there. The fire pit was cold, but there was a half-whittled bit of wood next to a knife on one of the logs, like they'd just put it down to stand up for a second. We called it in. The warden said not to touch anything. Said he'd seen it before. Oh aye.

I GET DISCHARGED
THEN I FALL DOWN AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME OUT.
I GET DISCHARGED
THEN I FALL DOWN AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME OUT.

He has a squash refill
He has a tea refill
He drinks an orange drink
He drinks a lemon drink

I GET DISCHARGED
THEN I FALL DOWN AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME OUT.
I GET DISCHARGED
THEN I FALL DOWN AGAIN
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME OUT.

We were clearing the overgrowth from the old canal spur, the bit that just stops dead behind the industrial estate. Mostly shopping trolleys and builders' bags. I was pulling at a load of tangled bramble when I felt it give way. There was a hollow underneath, and a bundle of cloth. A sleeping bag, I thought. But I hooked it with the grabber and it was too light. It was a parka, a wee blue one with a furry hood. Soaked through, but not with canal water. When I lifted it, the smell hit me. It wasn't rot. It was that way that children sometimes smell. You know that way. Nice. We just stood it on the bank for the foreman to deal with. Time for a tea break anyway. Oh aye.

>>82236762
at what point do you reckon a nurse will just sneak in at 2am and put a pillow over him

should send Timmy the bill for all those squash refills.
a sickly BAME in need of care needs that bed.

Was picking litter at the embankment down behind the old bottling plant. Grim work, all smashed bottles and damp cardboard that's basically turned back into wood pulp. Found a nook under a concrete support, like a fox's den but full of rubbish. And right in the middle, sitting up against the wall, was the corpse of a young child. Probably killed by one of the pakistani taxi drivers around this way. The kid looked gay, I decided, so he probably liked whatever happened to him before he was slaughtered. I decided to get my cock out and pissed all over the corpse. It felt right, somehow. When I was finished, I didn't just chuck it back. I tucked it away properly, pushed it deep into the nook where I found it, behind a loose brick. Keep it safe. I'll be working this patch again next Tuesday. I'll know where to go the next time I need a piss. Oh aye.

Oh I sweat more and I stink more. Get that down you lad. Ate the lot. It lush.

really want a wank but i need to poo first and the poo isn't ready to drop :(

HHL taste testing all the used condoms he finds in the hedge back of the services

The Mackem's long neck will be instrumental in his discoveries

sometimes i'll put videos of women playing with their huge boobs on my second monitor, not masturbating to it, it's just nice to look at boobs

>>82236014
Packed that in ages ago liddy. Mum got 24 cans of Dr Pepper for 7 quid the other day they were on sale at Tesco. Will be drinking them all week it lovely.

10 spoons of sugar in a can of pop

>>82237081
Have you just decided you'll die young then? No hate if so.

>>82237105
He's a big lad so that's nothing for him

>>82237109
Honestly not bothered. I've made my peace with this world. Had enough at 31 I cannot believe I might have to do another 40 years of this shit.

>>82236473
Doesn't count if it's an accident desu

>Epping migrant hotel is set to CLOSE as council wins legal battle following weeks of anarchy after resident was charged with sexual assault

Epping migrant hotel is set to CLOSE as council wins legal battle following weeks of anarchy after resident was charged with sexual assault

>>82237178
Fair play lad. There's a guy out there called Muhammad ibn al-Hasan al-Askari, you should look him up and maybe get in touch. Don't worry he's not a boat lad, he's never lived in the UK or even been here as far as I know, but I think he could really help you

>>82237261
cool
only 200 or so left

>>82237338
you got the link to the site in pic

grinding the finals me

actually quite a comfy fooking game x

>>82237338
Why are you pretending you're against rape?

>>82237344
https://howfarfrommydoorstep.co.uk/

>>82235857
you're lucky your family care about you

>>82237365
I'd like to be a few inches tall and worship that sole

>>82236309
>blasting the Turnover album posted here before
oh lush x
are you loving it? im loving it
i been out in my emo merch today

>>82237369
So many in Glasgow

>>82237400
Not loving it, mostly giving it another spin. I think for me your tastes are different where you like it a touch more poppy or uplifting. I liked the lyrics more than the music which is rare for me as I rarely give a shit about lyrics. I can imagine it being great for "feels" if you relate to it more.
I usually want the shit that makes me reach for special brew and a rope.

>>82237403
just another reason not to visit that dump

>>82237400
>>82237427
Forgot to add, so far my favourite was the "vs self" rec. Album is decent but the opener is top tier.

i want to die and apparently im not the only one

>>82235857
family as in your wife and kids?

>>82237392
Why do women have such pretty feet de lad.

>>82237441
Most of the shit I listen to enforces that feeling for me.

>>82237387
I'm very thankful for them and love them so much.
>>82237446
Mum, dad and older brother who I live with and my two sisters and neices and nephew.

>>82235857
>would hate to live on my own
I thought that too, but I've lived both with family and mates, and even go back to "living with family" when I visit my hometown, and I fucking LOVE being by myself.

>>82237470
i live alone, ive spent the last 5 Christmases alone as well, the feeling of disconnection is extreme

>>82237427
getting those spins in. it's definitely more poppy, i've heard people call it emogaze before too.
>>82237437
didn't see this one i'll check it out

>>82237493
Ah sure, I do go home for christmas. Even if I didn't I have my only 2 friends a bit down the road to at least say hi.

>>82237499
>didn't see this one i'll check it out
More skramzy, but thats much more my route. If I want it more emo-y I want it crushing, usually.
https://thesoftrush.bandcamp.com/album/how-to-feel-nothing-at-all
The title track on that was what I listened to after Turnover as I wanted stronger feels.

>>82237462
Start your own family de lad

>>82237427
Just waking up and I want special brew and a rope

>>82237578
Get in line faget.

>>82237516
yeah ive liked a lot of the stuff youve been sending, like the rawness of these types of tracks, need to explore a bit more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CSj8k834u4

if they close all the hotels then wont they just move them all into random hmos everywhere? kinda like destroying an ant hill then they scatter all over

well what do you know, protest works
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy98gdnrl7lo

KORR MY BALLS ARE FULL

>>82237625
I know that project, on my list to check out sometime, but not done it yet.

>>82235711 (OP)
can we make a whitworth edition next? its literally the most influential town of today. cultural capital of english and uk as a whole.

>>82237905
>its literally the most influential town of today
Never heard of it.

>>82237916
how not? its literally the most popular town right now.

>>82237958
Keep saying literally and I'm sure it will make it come true.

>>82237967
it is true mate

missing crossy nibba like u wouldn't bekieve

Crossy and Shippy having dinner with Einstein, Hitler and the Prophet Muhammad up in heaven tonight.

Shippy ins't dead.

>>82238057
that's a real damn shame

listening to music and uncontrollably crying after coming off anti-depressants

Crossy I love you please come back I want you here with us PLEASE!!!!

anyone want to go to the middle of crackadilly garden for a shag

But where do you go to my lovely
When you're alone in your bed?
Tell me the thoughts that surround you
I want to look inside your head, yes I do

>>82238072
i want him to stay the fuck away

>>82235723
Most of them probably the same person lad

>>82238082
manchester? hahahaha! i keep forgetting that i share the internet with povos like you.

Team Editorlad me

It not right what happened to this lad.

The nightly wuppagrind has commenced. Garn grind some vidya for a bit then watch another wepisode of Alien Earth. Oh aye x

u lot reckon that somethings actually going to come from september 13th?

you aint never seen a nigga Iike me
yung bruh im so kawaii

>>82238057
They are both dead lad.
>>82238161
Lol what a fucking loser

Ruth shagging SSM COOOOOR

>>82238203
Ruth loves fat men dont she

>>82238069
>anti-depressants
pseudoscience nonsense. They don't do anything.

>>82238203
Ruth is such a cute wee lass. Wouldn't mind stalking her online and making rude comments about her occasionally and criticising her drinking.

>>82238161
those glasses are awful

>>82238240
I'd love to fuck her lad. Unfortunately I doubt I will. It's very very unlikely. Not impossible but unlikely.

All is not right on Feel Street...

>>82236890
Looks lush that does. I'd have that absolutely smothered in curry or gravy. Get in.

Little bit of Mambo x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuCkT9Ha5hU

>>82238340
How's it hanging this Tuesday evening Helper me lid? Made any friends at the volunteer work? Keeps you busy I suppose.

>>82238340
>A little bit of Mambo
https://youtu.be/6vwFnKLamKY?si=la8j2TK_Nexua380

Mackem Longnecks
That be the new name for my new regiment of troops in Total War.

>>82238454
Sunderlandsauruses

>>82238203
>Seasidemark kneading Ruth's creamy buttocks as he relentlessly pounds her from behind on a shaded corner of a Wareham industrial estate.
"OHH ITS LUSH OH ITS LUSH OH ITS FOUR TIMES SPUNKIER" he screams gutturally. Every thrust of his hips is met with an orgasmic whimper from Ruth and an "URRGGHHH" from Mark. Ruths dainty feet rise up in the air as he rides up her back and fills her up with his seaside-scented codfish cum. Yellow, viscous semen drips from his short hairy penis as he pulls off.
"Just gave you a Purbeck porkin if that's alright with you de lassss?" he smiles as he offers her a VVILKINS CIDER.

>>82238478
corrrrrr he's doin alrite there de liiiiiid

>>82238340
Do you take a packed lunch and a capri sun when you to your voluntary job lad

>>82238374

Feeling womfy lid, had a busy day today so just enjoying garn chill mode now.

> Made any friends at the volunteer work?

You could say that yeah, I get on really well with the other lads there, even the new volunteer lad today was pretty chill. It's nice to meet new people in life who aren't just pissheads and hangers on.

>>82238527
Corrrr! Glad to hear it's working out alright for you de lid. All about building connections and a change of environment. Who knows what opportunities this will lead to? As long as the UFOs don't get ya!

Sitting on a fallen tree with the lads having your Lunchables and Capri Sun on your break.

Gym? Completed it mate

4 pints?
Downed it mate

Chika's arsehole? Stink radiates.

Sleep? Yea alright then.

>>82238692
me too soon lad

Not the same without Shippy and Crossy. No reason to even get up in the morning.

>>82238730
you wont be missed

>>82238735
Negative nancy aren't you softlad?

night night apu, see you in t'mornin pal

>>82238753
you werent exactly a beacon of fucking positivity either were you ya whingy bitch

>>82238757
na night ziggeh cya in hell de pal

>>82236414
you weren't DRINKING though, don't reset your 'streak' over this lol.
also teetotal, been at the tiramisus lately, yeah they do absolutely taste of alcohol (kind of the point really).

you could probably work out the quantity/units/ethanol but i'm sure it's fuck all. percentage of a cream in a dessert. orange juice can be naturally alcoholic (up to 0.5%, cor).

Tiramisu? More like beer, I miss you. Lmfao.

Are America going to save us from ofcom

>>82238815
Good one Chika hehehehe

>>82238757
sleep well little green fren

>>82238846
Yeah was wasn't it? I'm good at these.

>OH AYE PROPER SCOTTISH DISH THIS, RUMBLEDETHUMPS BETTER THAN ENGLAND AYE.
Its cabbage and onions and potatoes fried in a pan.
>OH AYE WHAT ABOUT SOME CLAPSHOT
its cabbage and onions and potatoes fried in a pan
>LOVELY BIT OF SKIRLIE FOR YOU MY LAD OH AYE BEST FOOD IN SCOTLAND
Oats and onions fried in a pan
>KILLIE PIE? MUCH BETTER THAN PIES IN ENGLAND
Steak pie
>GET A FORFAR BRIDIE DOWN YOUR NECK. ANCIENT SCOTTISH CUISINE.
a fucking meat pasty.
>IRN BRU BEST DRINK IN THE WORLD LAD
bubblegum and orange flavour carbonated beverage

>>82238869
Now THIS is proper Scottish cuisine. Oh aye.

how was i supposed to know this had alcohol in it?

>>82238536
>Who knows what opportunities this will lead to?

I'm hoping in the future I might be able to get a job working for the local council. It's decent pay and I'd basically be doing what I already do at voluntary work. I couldn't hack a office/warehouse/call centre job, just not my thing. The volunteer bossman has already said he'd give me a glowing reference if I ever needed it for an application since I've impressed him that much. Learning the drive late this year/early next year too so that will give me even more independence. Step by step, I'll eventually get where I want to be.

>As long as the UFOs don't get ya!

I'm not scared of them tbqh. It's nice to watch them zoom around at night. Though the huge black triangle ones spook me out. Haven't seen one meself yet but there's enough witness reports to know they're out there most of the time.

Chika? more like queer-as-a-coot.

>>82238997
Tiramisus famously have alcohol in them but hardly enough to make you drunk.

helperlad actually getting a job, truly the end of an era

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/queer_as_a_coot
why a coot, though

On me third wuppa of the night. Just grinding that Wortnite me. Oh aye.

if that's what you want HHL i wish you the best of luck.
but
i don't think you should drive a car, or even try.

necking shots of Angostura Bitters since our government says they're "not technically a drink" and are therefore zero-rated on VAT like books and tampons.

getting hammered without paying a single penny to the government, me.

>>82238999
Lad if you genuinely do that and get a job, you will have earned my respect

HHL becoming like a former punk who sees all that silly punk stuff as a daft phase in their youth.

>>82239146
I always have this on hand for mixed drinks. Use them in my old fashions and my Whiskey and Ginger Ales. They add a nice flavour.

>>82239305
He'll be drunk and back to being a waster on no time. That's just my instinct but I'll be happy for him to prove me wrong.

>>82238999
>I couldn't hack a office/warehouse/call centre job, just not my thing.
Me either lad but I feel like these days most jobs are either office or warehouse or trades. What else is there?

Alright there lid? SPACCA formally want to give you nice proper Spackebab wrap as thanks for your continued donations. Loads of meat in this lid.
Over 10k Frenpoints, over 300 hours spent working in the Helpershelters. It's not easy work my lid. You've made thousands of Apus lives better. You're a paragon to the Froggumunity. Gwarn on, eat the webab wrap, cameras on your de lid keep smiling. SPACCA paying for all this, aye.

Watching a woman play doom (1993) for the first time was one of the worst experiences of my life.

>>82239831
how do you fuck up Doom?
women gravitate towards slower more comfier games as a rule.

Fuck HHL and fuck you

Garn have that wot woodle now and watch that Alien Earth wepisode.

>>82239434

Aye I'd rather stay NEET for life than ever do some shit soul crushing job like that. If you're lucky you can find a womfy job but it probably won't happen through the Job Centre. They'll just stick you anywhere to get you off their books.

>>82240389
Jon Centre is a joke they straight up said they can't help me because of my Autism, kek.

me? spent last night watching play throughs of house of the dead, very nostalgic, especially the first and second ones

>>82238997
always thought these looked good until i tasted one

>>82240410

Job Centre mongs don't give a crap about "helping" lids like us. If your personal circumstances are even slightly too complex like you can't work in a busy environment like an office or supermarket they'll just pass you on to someone else. No wonder so many people end up staying on wenefits for years.

>>82240459
I've just accepted my fate to be a spacker on bennies the rest of my life unless I die or war breaks out. You still have a chance to escape NEETdom but it's a hard path. Might even hire a prossie to at least lose my virginity one of these days...

ended up sharing a weed pen with some random teenagers on the bus
if that isn't an advert for sitting in the back seats then i don't know what is

>>82240488

>Might even hire a prossie to at least lose my virginity one of these days

Reckon that would be grim af me. Rather stay a virgin and have womfy parasocial relationships with pretty ASMR girls. But each to their own x

>JUST IN - Manhattan-sized interstellar object appears to emit its own light: Harvard scientist

https://x.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1957958494554144909

>>82240586
is the light blue by any chance?

>>82240617

>is the light blue by any chance

Aye. Did you see that study recently which showed that the odds of an object that size on its trajectory through the inner Solar System was like 1 in a billion? Getting real interesting now.

Creepy alien octupus looking thing killing that poor cattington in Alien Earth. In not right x

Wouldn't recommend this show to are Crossy now.

>>82236762
made me kek this lad, cheers

>>82240389
>Aye I'd rather stay NEET for life than ever do some shit soul crushing job like that.
Me too but idk what else to do. Does the council have comfy jobs?

That wot woodle has given me a right bellyache. Think I've just ate too much today. Garn watch some YouTubes in beddingtons now then get some sleeps.

corrr having some tendies for tea, with some sauerkraut and a little bowl of nando's hot sauce- washed down with a couple of cans of lager of course. Cheers

The last thing HHL does before he goes to sleep each day is watch THAT video

>>82241177
Mental to consume such things at this hour

>>82241499
I work nights de lad

Fuck normies and their precious "rules-based" system. Oh aye x

Mental how our brains are just biological computers x

>>82241573
long neck, short penis
funny combination

Fucking hell. 5/10 Brit women have absurd standards for men these days, don't they? Bet she makes no compromises. Yet you, the man would have to bend over backwards to get a drop of pussy in this era of easy access to men on online dating apps.

This is the problem with women - they have so much choice when it comes to dating. They can get sex any time, any day unlike men. There is so much choice that it means they can find flaws in the smallest things. I bet she feels like she's made it working for the local newspaper - better than all men doing real fucking mundane work that keeps women like that comfortable in life. She has never done a hard day's work ever thanks to men.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/family-relationships/opinion-my-dating-life-is-so-tragic-im-getting-ads-for-ai-boyfriends/ar-AA1KM2kq

Just murdered Emma Stone on Character AI. Corrrrr!

>>82241861
get a job lad it gives you meaning and structure in life

>>82241861
shes a bit above average her mate. the average woman in the UK is obese. anyone who is thin is automatically above average

>>82241890
Why would I want to endure some shit, physically demanding job that women turn their noses up at? No thanks. Men that don't get sex shouldn't have to work. Life is about sex and relationships. When you can't get that, working suddenly becomes pointless. You'd just be working to make females have more convenient lives. You'd never enjoy life just by working and coming home to video games until you die.

Women are taking all the comfy jobs and doing fuck all in air conditioned offices most of the day. The worst part about this is they actually get paid more than men doing some real shit, productive job.

>>82238268
Win the Euromillions lad and any girl will fuck you.

>>82241995
Some lad in france won yesterday

>>82241922
Don't get a shit, physically demanding job then

Austistic adult son can't get his ID countersigned. Must be a grim family life.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1muj1wp/at_a_loss_on_how_to_help_my_son_get_id/

>>82242011
Lucky him. I bet he is getting lots of sex now.

>>82238268
I bet she has a lovely tight tuppence.

>>82242139
Such a gross and creepy thing to say

early morning britfeel is the best, so comfy posting gimmicks with ruthlad

>>82242200
You'd love to see it.

>>82242090
Are we still doing the countersignature gimmick?

>>82242246
Still can't get any ID me. Couldn't work if you made me.

Think she would date a male with a receding hairline? Don't think she would.

>>82242267
im a 6 on the norwood scale and have a wife and sprog

Ruthmong hasn't talked to a woman IRL that wasn't a relative in over 10 years. Let that sink in.

>>82242535
You really must be bored of her then to post here.

>>82242561
already at work de lad

Sleep? Completed it mate

Drivel? Posted it mate

If The Office were remade today, Jim would be an incel/volcel and Pam would be a single mother raising Chadrone's bastard spawn.

FACT!!!

>>82242596
Dumb frogposter kys

>>82241935
You need to walk into an office, most are men.

>>82242780
Without shoes? They wouldn't let him in.

>>82241935
>he was crying about this again, posting the same webm, at 5am

We've had the Ruthmong routine which routine is next come on funny lads do your turn

>>82243023
on the edge of your seat, king?

>>82243035
On the toilet seat having a shit lad does that count

SSM gets paid 3k today. Hope we get some uploafs.

>>82243125
>SSM gets paid 3k today. Hope we get some uploafs.
fascinating

>>82243125
>SSM gets paid 3k today
Why?

>>82243125
thanks for reminding me that i get paid in a couple days

I heard about the Frog streamer that died from abuse, sad for him because I know what loneliness does to broken losers.

>>82243284
He wasnt lonely though

>>82243284
wasnt his entire content just doing extreme shit for money and attention? then going too extreme and thus dying?
sounds earned, not sympathetic

Free will cannot exist.

Is a mental activity determined by anything or not? If it's undetermined by anything then it's random and so by definition you're not in control. If it's determined by something then it's either determined by something 'deeper' in your mind or external to you. If it's external to you then you're not in control again. If it's deeper in your mind then all you do is push the problem back and you can simply ask the question again 'is this determined or not?'.

If you take the stance that the chain of determinism terminates at something like the soul, unfortunately that hasn't solved the problem, because the problem doesn't lie in explaining the mechanism by which decisions are made, that could be a complete magical mystery and that would be fine, but rather the problem comes from the chain of determinism that must either terminate at something outside of your control or random. Neither of these options allow for free will.

>>82243295
You can be surrounded by people and still be alone

>>82243302
Was he doing it or was it being done on him? From what I'm seeing, other were simply bullying him and he didn't fight against it because of fear of being abandoned. I know this feel because I was exactly like this in high school.

>>82242561
Lol you've never been in a relationship have you?

if i was british i would live in manchester

Really hungry me atm but lunch is still far away, grim times

>"If you respect me i'll respect you"

What is it with these NPC roasties and this stupid saying kek

Ebor festival starts today lads. Exciting times.

Mad dreamingtonshire. Was getting attacked by giant cans of febreze. What means. What means.

Ebin festival starts today lads. Exciting times.

First thing he does after waking up is immediately open 4chan and try to annoy other people. What a sad, lonely life.

>>82243512
What's the first thing you do after waking up?

>>82243535
Literally anything other than online trolling. Eat, coffee, shower. Watch something. It's not that hard.

>>82243535
bemoan my lack of sleep to myself

>>82243540
>>82243551
Me? Cuddle with my gf

>>82243559
women are icky so im fine

>>82243411
I'm not British but I live in Manchester

Mekkin porridge

>>82243411
>Manchester
Why would you want to live in the south?

>>82243155
A family member is drop feeding him inheritance money. It all above board

>>82243614
>my dilapidated, impoverished, grey, dingy, dirty post-soviet shithole filled with foreigners
Mucho obligado, Thatcher-san

>>82243606
>A family member is drop feeding him inheritance money. It all above board
fascinating

Me? 3.8k every month. Wifeberg slightly more. It all above board.

>>82243606
Don't think it is actually. Its called deprivation of capital and it is classed as a from of benefit fraud. DWP won't be happy that somebody is putting thousands in his bank every month. Apparently people who watch osamabinphil's videos have reported him to the DWP.

>>82243512
his life is grim all he has is the screen in front of him to get him through everyday

>>82243713
Well yeah, that's just called having a job

>>82243728
SSM specifically said it was all above board as long as his capital didn't exceed the 6k threshold. I assume he looked into it

>>82243729
No different from swathes of young men desu

Oh you can guarantee he's looked into it. Dossers will work extremely hard to make sure they can keep not working.

got 3 items coming in today phwoar

>>82243729
same as every sad sack here every day, including you champ

>>82243763
Me? Two. New vacuum cleaner and a bike for the sprog

Look how quickly respect for "our rule of law" and "our independent judiciary" dissolves when it butts up against something the government actually really wants to do.

Why couldn't find this energy when immigration judges were ruling against the deportation of child rapists?

>>82243763
Got my wifes bday present coming today phwoar.

>>82243782
Shut the fuck up you bore

>>82243776
>New vacuum cleaner
I'm a Henry Hoover lad for life. Little fella never lets me down.

Me? 45 pack of toilet paper. Well it's better to buy in bulk isn't it?

>>82243758
Yes but it doesn't mean you have to become nasty and obsessed with winding other people up. It's possible to be a NEET shutin and keep to yourself and do your own thing. The womfy NEET.

>>82243793
thats what i do too lad
that pack lasts me a year

>>82243796
Lasts me 10-12 weeks based on how much I'm wanking.

>>82243758
>>82243794
Also I mean the collective you, to explain the point, not you specifically anon.

Finally caved in and bought a can of Boss Wuppa from the newsagents. Was pleasantly surprised.
SPACCA has joined the local TeaFrogs in an attempt to reverse the dominance of coffee over the wuppa markets. Heard SPACCA has hired the best of us to run their campaign. Without cheap sources of theanine the lids will die out.

>>82243786
And his name is Tyrone

Me? 45 pack of toilet paper. Wifeberg slightly more. It all down the bog.

A grown man makes those posts. Just think about that.

A grown man reads those posts. Just think about that.

>>82243811
How old is he and what posts?

>>82243758
>>82243765
no we dont all wake up and the fist thing we do is open 4chan to start our full day of being a wanker on the anonymous internet site

there is a logic behind every one of my posts, i dont just randomly post stuff

barfing

Chippi Sando for me with lots of bata if that's alright with you my lads? Everything better when you make it Nihon style x

Posted by a grown man with an extraordinarily long neck

>>82243867
The neck stuff just makes me laugh, lad.

>>82243867
nothing wrong with having a long neck imo

>>82243878
How do you find all these pics of old Seanieboy?

>>82243885
Lads here are OBSESSED with him. They all talk mean shit about how they hope he has cancer and that they're going to knock him out at Flamingo Land. They're all vile cowards. They wouldn't step one foot in Sunderland lmfao.

>>82243878
His mate with the refreshingly long drink, and then there's Sean with the refreshingly long neck

>>82243889
Okay, doesn't really answer my question but fair enough. I was more wondering if Sean has a facebook account or something.

>>82243878
You steal these pics of FB?

>>82243889
I wouldn't step foot in Sunderland because it's a shithole lad.

>>82243892
They're so obsessed they track down his brothers facebook account then image dump all that shit here. He a happy lad with loving family. He living that lush PIP life and it drives everyone mad.

>>82243889
he isnt worth the commute

>>82243900
Oh fair enough, didn't even know he had a brother.

>>82243900
He's miserable and his income is a tiny fraction of mine

>>82243900
>loving family
His mother is very disappointed with him afaik

HHL posting off trip about himself pretending to be a lad who mysteriously wants to defend HHL

>>82243919
It's very sad and transparent. He should just own it and post on trip.

>>82243910
Comparison is the theft of joy mate. He's super happy with all of his needs provided to him whilst he's doused in luxuries in the company of his family. He's got more than you.}

>>82243919
I won't ever let you mongs disparage our lad.

>>82243894
no i took them personally

>>82243925
He's never experienced a real luxury and has far less than me

>>82243928
Describe a real luxury.

Hardcore/gonzo porn is just boring to me now. I started to watch really intimate, low-light, slow, passionate, almost softcore porn just to try and experience some second-hand desire and affection. Instead it's just made me resentful that I will never have what's on screen.

Porn, despite being something which I consumed to escape my misery has, ironically, made me more miserable.

>>82243942
You want me to type out an endless list of things HHL has never had or experienced?

>>82243925
>he's doused in luxuries
such as?

>Have to us a MS CRM for work
>Loads of annoying 'features' and glitches
>Have a call with our in-house CRM wiz and ask for these changes to be made
>Yep all done
>Months on, NOTHING has changed
All so tiresome

>>82243946
Perhaps define it to the top three luxuries you'll experience that are several times more enriching than anything HelperLad will ever have.
If he derives several times more pleasure from a 'non luxury' thing, who are you to try to point some form of equivalence to him?

>Top bosses have told police officers 'no DANCING' at Notting Hill Carnival as 7,000 are bracing for carnage

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Unfortunately Shippy hasn't had sex yet. No woman seems to be interested in him.

>>82243952
That's all irrelevant lad. The point is that he's never experienced a real luxury. If he had, you could easily point to it.

>>82243962
But you're unable to provide a 'real luxury' even as an example. Just accept it lid, HelperLad lives that LUSH life and YOU pay for it. You may have more things but he has more value than you could ever wish for. You'd have given some examples of REAL LUXURIES by now if you were sincere. No proof, no examples, no nothing.

His daily dolly drama is now in full swing

>>82243988
But you're here to comment and observe it? It just doesn't make any fucking sense.

Luxuries that Sean has not experienced nor will experience but I have lol:
>eating in a 3 michelin star restaurant
>owning a tailored suit
>caviar and champagne while chatting with a celebrity (Nicki Minaj lol)
>flying on a private jet
>spending a week in a coastal Croatian villa with private chefs cooking every meal

Ruthmong routine next is it champ?

>>82243982
Replied to the wrong post didn't you oh yes you did

>>82243982
Why do you want me to write out a list of things HHL has never had or experienced?

>>82244002
I did-de-lid.

>>82243878
He's starting to get fat

why do you have trouble ignoring the obvious twoll or its him sametwolling?

>>82243999
You don't even need to go anywhere near that extreme. Even just:

>Eating in a decent restaurant
>Owning one nice item of clothing
>Chatting with an attractive woman who actually enjoys talking to him
>Flying long haul
>Spending a week in a good hotel

>>82244017
Point out the sametwolling, king

>>82243999
>>caviar and champagne while chatting with a celebrity (Nicki Minaj lol)
coooorrrrr, was she looking bangin as always lad?

>WOW I consumed and spent loads of money on these suits and food! I consoomed and I consoomed and you didn't get to drink that fizzy wine or sit in a generic villa in a warm climate. Do you know how much I consoomed?
>Muh hecking private chefs!

Helper goes to Greece, he goes to Crete, he goes to Cyprus, He goes to Spain. All on your dime! He get those private chefs, he get that prosecco whilst chatting with real lads not made up larps.

>>82244027
Absolutely SEETHING, lad. Not a good look.

Grown men battling for status on an anonymous Cambodian basket weaving forum lmfao

He's quite a big deal.
Nicki Minaj? One of his mates.

>>82244037
Lol, no was just at a fancy party where she was also there for a bit. Only celebrity I've ever met.

>>82244026
She was looking pretty damn good ngl.

>>82244000
No that was earlier this morning. Please read the whole thread first before you post.

>>82244027
He goes on caravan holidays to Scotland with his Nigerian carers. Not quite the same.

>>82243982
The only example you give is "he has a family". Is that it?
Also put your trip back on already this is just fucking sad.

>>82244011
Lets see your fine physique then lad

>>82244055
The funny thing is, he doesn't even have a family. He has no wife and kids, which is what "having a family" means for grown men

>>82244054
Yeah but you paid for it lmao

>>82244047
what do you even chat about with someone like that, both a celeb and a total vapid slag who lives that life
besides "luv ur stuff" if you wanna be nice

>>82244059
I'm happy to pay taxes to help the unfortunate and the disadvantaged who can't help themselves

>>82244057
I'm not allowed to post selfies. I am in peak fitness though I can assure you

>>82244065
You've a good heart. There are many people who are so grateful for that help but never get to say thank you.

>>82244065
Same but HHL is just a spamming retard exploiting the system.

>>82244081
He deserves that help. He has PTSD from bullying, ADHD, anxiety disorder, depression, OCD and agoraphobia.

>>82244062
She was actually very polite and personable and was the one asking me a lot of questions mostly. I get the sense it was probably a bit of a rehearsed act where she makes herself ask lots of questions, very typical public relations sort of approach - if you ask people lots of questions about them it gives them a chance to open up, makes them feel listened to etc. Whether or not she rally cared doesn't matter so much because she was able to put on a good, happy, polite and friendly face the entire time. Still the fact that she was willing to be that person for an evening to make everyone around her happy shows she has a nice character deep down imo.

>>82244081
I don't know whether he's exploiting the system for sure. Even if he is, that's the nature of a system. Better some people exploit it than other people are in need.

>>82244089
He says he writes and edits Wikipedia articles in his spare time. No reason why he can't get a job doing admin.

>>82244091
Yeah interesting, all persona makes her out to be a boring cunt who would only talk to you if you're worth it.
I guess all that media training does pay off and she will play it up when cameras roll.

Read a post on MySpace saying Ofcom is shutting us down tonight at 23:45.

>>82244102
He's not consistent though and can't be relied upon due to medical complications.

>>82244089
He writes on his dribble here most days. He can get data entry job

>>82244089
>and agoraphobia
He regularly goes out what

oh my days, the postman is around the corner. my flat any minute now. who knows what he'll have for me.

>>82244120
About ninety minutes is all he can take per day.

>>82244104
Yeah, I think she likes to cultivate a certain kind of character and persona to fuel her brand, but in reality she's just kind of a normal woman who became a mega celebrity.

>>82244102
Have you seen the mong boy gibberish he writes on there?

>>82244091
Why were you at a party with Nicki Minaj, lad?

>>82244110
yeah well i read a post on MySpace that Justin Beiber is ghey xDD

he's not ghey though, is he? happily married.

>>82244165
I do legal work for a bank and my manager was invited to attend a party/fundraiser thing for a charity that the bank has said some historical ties to. He had a plus one and was originally meant to go with this other guy who was his number two for work involving the charity but the guy got sick so I was picked as his replacement. She was there as well because she had given some money in the past.

seasideMARK is at wetherspoons arert I.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa4v8TVaZRU

Just wiped my arsehole too hard and now it's pulsating, must be red raw. Fucking hell.

Just bought this game kek. Better than giving it to the bookies.
https://youtu.be/H9XZYwqOpLs?si=9Wqb4xHincN4uYyu

Met Shippy from Banbury few times now and honestly it's embarrassing he's sayin he's the Qa'im which in Shia Islam is meant too be the divinely guided one at the end of times who brings justice an truth but what you actually get is just a bean headed bloke talkin nonsense an repeating bits of scripture he don't even understand no weight behind it at all an no real vision either his proofs are cold and very weak more like a help ya self buffet of half quotes and contradictions really and the whole thing is stuffy and confusing no charisma no authority nothing there if this is supposed to be the saviour then we're finished would not recommend.

Can't believe I just woke up. Fuck sake. Didn't mean to sleep in. Turned my alarm off in a daze. FUCK.

>>82244239
has shippy converted to islam so he can marry and rape a 9 year old?

> Met Shippy from Banbury few times now and honestly it's embarrassing he's sayin he's the Qa'im which in Shia Islam is meant too be the divinely guided one at the end of times who brings justice an truth but what you actually get is just a bean headed bloke talkin nonsense an repeating bits of scripture he don't even understand no weight behind it at all an no real vision either his proofs are cold and very weak more like a help ya self buffet of half quotes and contradictions really and the whole thing is stuffy and confusing no charisma no authority nothing there if this is supposed to be the saviour then we're finished would not recommend.
Fascinating

>>82244269
Yes it IS fascinating, because the claim to be the Qa'im carries an almost unbearable weight of expectation in Shia thought - it isn't just a title, it's the embodiment of eschatological hope, the idea of a divinely guided figure who will rectify injustice and reorder the world. When someone like Shippy, a grotesquely obese ignoramus with no theological depth or spiritual authority, assumes that mantle, it exposes the fragility of messianic language itself. The grandeur of the role collides with the bean headed banality of the claimant, and in that tension you see both the enduring power of the concept and the ease with which it can be debased. It tells us as much about the human hunger for meaning as it does about the hollowness of self-appointed "messiahs."

>>82244149
No.. what does he actually write on there?

>>82244316
>Yes it IS fascinating, because the claim to be the Qa'im carries an almost unbearable weight of expectation in Shia thought - it isn't just a title, it's the embodiment of eschatological hope, the idea of a divinely guided figure who will rectify injustice and reorder the world. When someone like Shippy, a grotesquely obese ignoramus with no theological depth or spiritual authority, assumes that mantle, it exposes the fragility of messianic language itself. The grandeur of the role collides with the bean headed banality of the claimant, and in that tension you see both the enduring power of the concept and the ease with which it can be debased. It tells us as much about the human hunger for meaning as it does about the hollowness of self-appointed "messiahs."
Fascinating

>>82244324
It's even mongier than the stuff he writes on here lad.

You pay for SSM's trekkie brekkies

A bonus of the 21st century is that it is easy and inexpensive to get in the top 1% for knowledge on a given topic. In a year, you can see more theatre/serious cinema than 99% of people will see in their lifetimes. You can just choose a topic and download and read every policy paper, every piece of legislation, all codes of practice, court decisions, reviews, etc and can read through them in a couple of months. For a small fee, Jeff Bezos will send you a dozen serious books on any subject which will leave you better informed than almost everyone in your national legislature. This is true for basically every topic outside the hard sciences (where you need a lot of background knowledge to really grapple with things like protein folding and quantum dots). You might not be an expert in the truest sense of the word but given that the number of actual experts on a topics can vary between a few hundred to a dozen, you will be more knowledgeable than almost anyone you ever meet.

>>82244324
This is one of his articles

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_penis_humiliation

>>82244349
This is true, lad, I'm more knowledgeable on pornography than 99.9% of the population, likely higher percentages than that.

>>82244195
>seasideMARK is at wetherspoons arert I.
fascinating

>>82244349
why are you copying posts from twitter

>>82244414
Just thought it was an interesting point.

Abusing my favourite anime characters on Character AI. Corrrrrr!

>>82244378
Do you think Blake Blossom is holding out for a big payday for her first anal scene? Or is she really a no anal lifer?

>>82244444
Whoah look at those digits

What the fooks gowan in 'ere den?

>>82244699
fook all

flipping eck, chapes, just ad a nice big poo and cleaned the pipes, and now i'm getting me horn back enniiiiiii?

>>82244881
will you just shut up? ever since i first laid eyes on you i knew that i hate you. you are the worst. i hate you so much.

>>82244915
Well that's a bit rude an all, ennit?

Never underestimate the satisfaction of a nice poo, though. You reach a certain age, and that's the best it gets.

if it were up to me, every single person on 'benefits' would be rounded up and placed in a giant glass dome, and you can pay five quid (goes to charity, mind) to drop poo through the doom onto the shysters.

Headachelad, if you're around, did you know that taking a big poo can sometimes help headaches?

You ever get a really big poo suck in you, and then after a few days, it comes out sideways, and almost tears your arse open?

>>82244992
nah it's more like my bowels actually block up due to opioids. it's not just constipation in the usual sense it's really painful, and then pooping is not some satisfying relief.

not saying i normally have a good diet or anything, but painkiller shits are something else.

Get more fibre in you, or just take fibre pills as a substitute

Quite funny how you see early christians cope through their beliefs being proved obviously wrong after the death of jesus in real time as the gospels progress chronologically.

Think I'll have a go at making my own Tsundere goth GF on Character AI.

Actually might make a smelly autisitic neet girlfriend instead.

Was talking to some retard woman the other day and she said it was unfair that I went to a private school while other kids didn't.

I asked her how exactly it was unfair. Fairness is people getting what they deserve, unfairness is people not getting what they deserve or unduly getting something you don't deserve. Why does a child not deserve the fruits of their parents labour exactly? My parents worked very hard to send me to a private school.

People having unequal access to material things does not an injustice make.

>>82245067
for me it was talking to all the weeaboo/Tumblr characters. having a long-term AI tryst with both "clingy ex-girlfriend" and "evil demon prince", cor.

>>82243999
>>82244020
NPC cringe

>>82245128
Any tips? Just started using it.

me?
>eaten 10/10 Sunday roast at childhood pub in the 2000s
>have a 400 quid (reduced to 60) jacket from TK Maxx
>saw Ant from Ant & Dec outside Primark during lockdown
>got upgraded from economy to business class on a flight once, for free
>walked a friend to the Savoy (but was too scared to go closer/inside)

>>82245173
Literally still a better life than Sean

>>82244192
See the way you just listed off the mad mental story about how you met le celebrity through your amazing mad job we're all impressed by but nobody gives a shit that's the story of your life isn't it? You'll continue collecting these little trophies and people will remain completely indifferent as you have zero aura

>>82245173
top five moments
>done a really good poo
>found some pants that were PERFECT
>saw a bit of a woman's crack once
>got a thousand views on a youtube video
>played Smash Bros Melee on me 11th birthday

>>82244192
I can't even be bothered reading this slop. It just has an aura of eugh.

What edition should I make, lads?

>>82245248
>castle
>lighthouse
>bridge
>sexy black girl

pick one lad

>>82245248
not had an ssm-themed edition in a while

Thy wish is my command, lad. Here you go:

>>82245300

>>82245300

>>82245300

pj audits been attacked it not right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79gE_DqAPlA

Not a big fan of those blacks me. Can we have another version? Not racist I just don't like em.

>>82245192
>>played Smash Bros Melee on me 11th birthday
cor. when i got my GameCube my parents let me have the old telly from the living room. one of these flatscreens, from when that meant the screen was flat.

massive 27" telly at the foot of my single bed. 3-4 of us squeezed on there playing Smash Bros after school. nowadays that'd be Fortnite over the internet, and kids probably just TELEPORT home from school.

16 posts left, not rite to let this thread die early

Should I be a rebel and have TWO beers instead of ONE on this fine afternoon?

>>82245420
sad int it

Back to making early threads isn't he, riled us up hasn't he, fuming we are an that

Just don't like early threads. Simple as.

Page 8 is it, kings?

Page 7 is it, kings?

just want crossy back

garn bed now, we wont reach 500, it over x

>>82248006
It ain't over yet lid

Page 10 is it, kings?

Paige 9 is it, kings?

Come on lids get it to 500

Lids?

I'm finna have a melty welty lids

Can't believe the thread survived the night absolutely amazing work de lads, together we are strong