>GATE opens portals to every fucking hostile universe they can find
>Shoves an anomalous coke machine in the lab corridors. A scientist enjoys drinking it regardless.
>Has no idea how to fully contain a teleporting weeping angel but tries anyway in the lab full of dangerous weird shit
>Has a machine that can become a black hole casually sitting in their maintenance tunnels
>routinely has alien escapes newbies are trained to deal with on day one
>Have a portal to a train on a loop that must never, EVER stop. So naturally they pay one guy to shovel coal into it forever.
>Launched a growing SOMETHING estimated to grow bigger than the Milky Way in 50,000 years into space, hoping future humans might go into space and work out how to stop it
>Open a portal to Silent Hill and just shrug and leave a few machines holding it all back
>Constantly misplace and misuse anomalies
Unlike Half-Life, I'm completely on the Order's side here. I went in expecting them to be the lunatics that caused the mess, but if anything they're just doing what the Gatekeepers should have done in the first place.