What's that? You want to join THE Griffchan? Well you're in luck! We have 4(5) slots open on Dorkwinter, so come post with us! We have a special WAdnesday deal, 4 for $4 combo at your local WAndys!

Griffchan on Dorkwinter has 4(5) slots open! Despite being only 13% of the population, Clankers commit 52% of all electricity theft in every Green Zone. Curious.

Griffchan has 4(5) slots open on Dorkwinter!

Griffchan has 3 spots open on Dorkwinter! Come join us and indulge in fun activities such as doing you reps, Luffberry Chess, Funsmoke Grontline, and more! 4/5 dentists agree that Griffchan is THE place to be for healthy gums!

Join Griffchan on Dorkwinter and get a 10% discount for friends and Family to stay on the most luxurious hotel in all the Contamination Zones! With amenities such as 24/7 wifi, a pool, and a small bar, leave all your worries behind this weekend!
The Front Line hotel line is not owned or sponsored by Griffchan, all collaboration discounts must be used up by end of the year. Dinergates are allowed but must be leashed and attended to at all times.

GRIFFCHAN HAS 3 SLOTS OPEN ON DORKWINTER! Taco Tuesdays are fully covered by the platoon funds.

I think you should join Griffchan on Dorkwinter! With 3 slots open, there's plenty of room for newfags, as well as geriatric fogeys! Our weekly activities include BBQ while watching Kuro, Golf while watching Kuro, Swimming while watching Kuro, doing our reps while watching Kuro, and more! Join now and get a complementary free Kuro shake in collaboration with Family Mart!

Griffchan on Dorkwinter is recruiting! We here at Griffchan love all things dolls! Doll frames, doll AI's, doll dolls, doll streamers especially! Kuro, the premier streamer in all the zones, is sure to bring a smile to your face, and you can help her by giving her the 3 numbers in the back of your credit card, your social security number, AND a pledge of loyalty to your one and only, Kuro!

Any and all request from union scum will be sent to the paper shredder. Don't try to worm your way and ask our members for their signatures, we WILL open fire.

Members get the honor of participating in a PRESTIGIOUS bi-weekly combat event where all the most successful commanders come together and build teamwork together!

Griffchan has 2 two dos nii deux slots open on Dorkwinter! As a staple in the Yellow Zone, Griffchan offers a wide network that allows everyone to share about their passions anonymously! Not only is there a stable connection across the contamination zones, but we also include 24/7 support for any technical questions you might have! Join now and become a Shining Beacon in a Brave New World!

That's right, you heard right, it's not just a phase, it's a global phenomenon! Griffchan is recruiting for 3 members on Dorkwinter! Join now and share in the delight of the best streamer in all the Yellow Zones, Kuro!

Griffchan is recruiting for 3 members on Dorkwinter! Did you see that? That confident, calm, collected, and handsome commander that just walked by? Yes, you guessed right, he's part of Griffchan. With our 90 step program, you too can become as dashing and competent as him!

All you need to do is your reps, a small membership fee of 2CP, and your undying fealty to bullpups! Join now and get an introductory offer of $1 McDonalds coupons, free wi-fi, housing, and a prestigious opportunity to participate in the one and only FUNSMOKE GRONTLINE!

Griffchan has 3 slots open on Dorkwinter! If anyone is in the list or interested in joining the only thing I could ever ask of you is to have /gfg/ in your bio so that I can at least know you're well versed in basket weaving!

Griffchan is recruiting 3 members on Dorkwinter! Operating in all parts of various yellow zones, our network is consistent and reliable, ensuring all members can participate and fraternize with their fellow commanders! Our dedicated team of network operatives ensure that all traffic sent to and from the yellow zones reach our servers, allowing you to watch Kuro's livestream at any time, wherever you are!

GRIFFCHAN IS LOOKING FOR 2-3 NEW MEMEBERS! On DORKWINTER! Membership guarantees free entry to the gym so you can do your reps skk, entry to the doro garden, as well as easy access to Kuro's #1 fan club site! Join today and we'll even throw in a limited time curse for up to 10 of your rolls!
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GRIFFCHAN IS LOOKING FOR 2-3 NEW MEMEBERS! On DORKWINTER! Membership guarantees free entry to the gym so you can do your reps skk, entry to the doro garden, as well as easy access to Kuro's #1 fan club site! Join today and we'll even throw in a limited time curse for up to 10 of your rolls!