>fat
>retarded
>lazy
>go to a bar last night after having just orgasmed to poison, didnt shower
>the moment i enter get my ass slapped by a drunk woman and asked to dance
>dont do it
>play pool
>another woman comes over and asks me to dance
>got scared and went home after the game of pool
>picked up a chair and broke it on the ground
>going to do it again tonight
if the chair stays in shape tonight i know i made it.

>>723939590
Thank you for the laugh